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Sunday, December 4, 2005
New rule #21
New rule, get rid of the "baby changing station" in the men's room. Let's stop pretending that it has been, or ever will be, used. You're only tempting a short homless man to use it as a murphy bed.
New rule, If you're in Iraq and you even sort of think you might be near a checkpoint... stop. Otherwise, don't be surprised if we shoot your car. Haven't you seen a single american movie, television show, or new story from the last 60 years? That's what we do "We shoot cars. Does the name elvis ring a bell? Richard Pryor? Lee Harvey Oswald? I know it's hard for foreingers to understand, but in america we shoot first and ask questions rarely.
New rule, No more bitching about the French. At least they're standing up to the Bush administaration, which is more then I can say for the Democrats. And it dosen't make me un-American to say I'd rather live in Paris that in some place where cheese only comes in individually wrapped slices.
New rule, I don't care how big or flat it is, it's still just a TV. Congratulations---you just payed $10000 to watch Hogan's Heroes.
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