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Sunday, January 22, 2006
More New Rules
New rule, let the drive-in movie die. The popcorn is always stale, the sound is always crappy, and the picture is always blurry. It's 2005--- teens no longer have to drive onto a hillside and park in formation to get a hand job.
New rule, stop brining out DVD's so soon. I'm still ignoring you in the theater.
New rule, you can't put any more types of meat on a bacon cheeseburger. Once you've made it a bacon cheesburger, you're dont. If you're adding more than that, you have to opt out of Medicare.
New rule, If you don't want the world to think your religion is medieval, stop beheading people. texans are bloodthirsty and dim, and even they learned to use an electric chair. Come on, Islam. Join the nineteenth century.
New rule, enough with "Gay-sploitation" TV. "Queer eye for the straight guy"? If I want a bunch of gay men in queeny outfits telling me how to live my life, I'll go back to MASS.
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