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Thursday, March 1, 2007


   Ne, Mina!
How is everyone doin?
okey so i think that i may just be able to get my chinese tutorin over the summer which is great!! i have been wantin this for a while.. and the best part is that it will be from my skewl chinese teacher.. and shes sooo nice!! lol and lesse.. i have been doin okey in SAT practice i cant exactly complain...y b.c i have been beggin my parents for a tutor and now that i have one i should take advante of it.. for those of u that rnt in the SAT /ACT mode yet... take advantage of ur youth... plzzz.. its soo stressin
well i think that i may be failin my AP test in May.. and until i get into college i dun think that ill be comin online or visitin u guys too much.. gomen gomen.. 11th grade is a lil stressin.. but ill try whenever i get a chance..hai? oh and i am doin my best to keep up with Japanese o course!!! lol and i may be placed in AP Spanish next year!! Holla!!
well i dun wanna take up all ur time on my skewl life so heres the stupiest way to die...
P.S. since my Sony Bean is a piece of shit.. meanin it only holds 214 songs.. and when i bought it last year it said it would hold 700 songs, my uncle gave me his one of many ipods!! lol!! thats one of my many highlights(other than anime durin the week)
now heres the stupiest way to die
"Fish-Impersonation Deaths On the Rise in Melbourne"

(29 November 1995, Australia) The badly decomposed remains of Neil of Melbourne were discovered in a paddock near Toolondo Reservoir Neil's death was shrouded in mystery, tragedy, and a fish suit.

Local law enforcement officials said the 49-year-old man was wearing a "heavy green plastic bodysuit," constructed from old waterbed material. The suit, from which one could only be extricated painstakingly after unfastening a full-length zipper along the spine, constricted his legs into one mermaid-esque tail. The only openings, aside from the zipper, were two eyeholes.

Neil's garb, enclosing his entire body like a maritime mummy costume, restricted his breathing as well as his movement. He was discovered in this attire, which the Melbourne Fish Costume Bureau stresses was "not approved," less than a kilometer from Toolondo Lake. He apparently had attempted to swim home.

A second yellow-colored suit was found in his garage.

The psychological motivation for Neil's fatal excursion remains unclear. Police have learned that he was taking medications for epilepsy and diabetes at the time, and speculate that his behavior may have had a chemical basis, but locals have their own theories about the aquatic abberation.

"He wanted to be a fish," disclosed one unnamed resident, recalling incidents in which Wilson would swing from a rope while wearing the suit at the lake. Other comments from the Australian community included "bollocks" and "criminey."

Wilson's death brings the Melbourne fish impersonation fatality toll to one, up infinity percent from zero in the previous year.

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