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Monday, October 2, 2006


   Yo PPLS IM BACCKKK
Holla IM Back on theO
okey so i wun be on so often and i know the whole site of theO will prob go into a depression b.c. of my absence but dun worry ill try to be on 2 or 3 times a week and guys thank SilverEagle for that!
well i know i cant tell ya guys about my year so ill tell ya guys about my 3 day weekend... well now me a Junior in high skewl..and my bro now a freshmen in hs on friday didnt do shit except watch Ai Yori Aoshi...on Saturday same thin...i did some of my homework.,.on Sunday i went out with friends!! which was fun...and today i was here updatin myO...yea what i do for u guys,.....damnit i missed u guys♥!! well lessee i almost forgot the stupiest way to die...
here u go!! and im outtie!!

Now this shit is funny!!! sum ppl just dun know how to ask

If only he'd asked...

(7 September 1990, Sydney, Australia) Men seem to have an affinity for large trucks. What else can explain the actions of a 34-year-old thief who decided to take possession of the engine of an old Bedford tip-truck?

The truck was parked outside a glass recycling company in Alexandria. It generally takes three men to lift an engine block of this size, but our enterprising pilferer decided that the best way to remove the engine was from below, rather than the conventional out-the-top-with-a-crane technique.

He crawled under the cab and began to loosen the bolts.
If only he'd asked...

(7 September 1990, Sydney, Australia) Men seem to have an affinity for large trucks. What else can explain the actions of a 34-year-old thief who decided to take possession of the engine of an old Bedford tip-truck?

The truck was parked outside a glass recycling company in Alexandria. It generally takes three men to lift an engine block of this size, but our enterprising pilferer decided that the best way to remove the engine was from below, rather than the conventional out-the-top-with-a-crane technique.

He crawled under the cab and began to loosen the bolts.
Suddenly the engine block broke loose and landed on his face, killing him instantly. Police ascertained that he had at least one accomplice, judging by the pool of vomit found under a nearby bush.

An employee discovered his body early the next morning. The manager said that the truck was about to be scrapped. "If he had come and asked me for it, I would have given it to him."


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