Tuesday, July 13, 2004

   MY LIFE
I’m sorry about updating yesterday, but I had thing to do. One reason was this girl in my algebra class asked me if I would got with her and a few other to this study group(to be the tooter) ,So I did.

But then will I was out my mom got bitten by two of our dogs, and now she is going to get stitches. This is the second time in less then four day.

On the upside I saw a couple shooting stars early this morning, and I made wishes on them. I hope at least three of them come true.

My dad is trying to plan a trip to see my uncles, ants, cousins, nieces/nephews, and my grandma out in California but I highly doubt that we will go
Later
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Sunday, July 11, 2004

   BORAD
Today was so boring that I actuly was amused with seiment drying. Hopefully tomarow is different. But I would not count on it I have algebra. Atleast tusday I can have some fun welding/meting metal.

In respons to the confusion with some of my earlier post what I was mening was an end to how I was living not life it self.

I thinck I am actualy looking forward to school starting but only because I’m suffering from a lack of dueling (sigh).

This week is going to be hell so I don’t know how much time I will have if any to update this, but I will try.
LATER
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Saturday, July 10, 2004

   LOOKING UP
Sorry for not up dating yesterday but I had a lot of thing going on. The best thing of which was of course seeing bandit. Then me and her went to this dungeon and dragon session me and my friends were haven. It was ok but I would have like to have had more d&d dune. After that was dune bandit and I went back to her house to have a water gun fight with her mom and nephew but the bandit switched sided on me. Oh and thank you bandit and death bug for you lovely yet colorful comments.
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Thursday, July 8, 2004

   RESPONSE
This is my response to the three comments I receive. First all the quizzes were about death because that is how I fell. Also because of something that has bin bugging me for a long time now. Second I have already said it sorry but to late but thanks any way. Finally sorry to worie you but just trust me every thing will be as fate intended. Thanks sempai_cat and Bandit_Joeykuba for the concern. Also tomarows update will have some of my close friends ideas so when you read they if you have any change just e-mail me i will take any and all help. I love you bandit. Oh and for all you that thought i ment suicide i didn't i could not do that to my loved ones. tomarrow you'll all understand.
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   GONE
Today is the day I finaly lost it. Like I said in my last post that if today was as bad as yesterd day I was going to quite with life, and today was werse. So I’m going to quite just haven’t desided how yet but, I’m close. For the rest of this week, all of next and part of the third week I will be deliberating with my friends on how to “do it”. if any one reading this has any ideas please feel free to e-mail them to me. When my scaner works again I will post some of my pathetic art work dune in algebra,but for now these quizzes will have to do.

The Sordid Details of Your Death by deltashade
Name
Age
Date of death	July 3, 2010
Reason for death	Spontaneously combusted
Last words	"See you in Hell. In three days."
Where You End Up	Heaven
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Grotesque Death Oracle by amazonian
User Name
Favorite Number
Last attempt to save yourself	Throwing dirty silverware
Cause of death	Sadistic dental work
Person that swears vengence	Your kindergarted crush
Number of people traumatized by the incident	6,089
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Your Ultimate Death by malovex
Name:
Death Date:	January 13, 2034
Total Debt:	$15,048,491
Your Death:	Best death ever: You wake up one day to find the world a desolate wasteland. You find an assault rifle on the ground, summon the ghost of John Bonham to fight on your side and start shooting everything in sight. You're outnumbered and get shot 42 times before you finally collapse and die. John Bonham then proceeds to destroy the world.
Last Words:	"Wheeeee!"
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How will you be remembered in death? by chibbichibieusa
AIM or blog username
Full name
Age
Gender
This is how you will be remembered:	"The sex was niiiiiice."
This many people will remember you:	686
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Black Death by kilerclowns
Username
Die On	January 9, 2025
Cause of Death	Disembowment
People at Funeral	69
Afterlife	Reincarnation
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Wednesday, July 7, 2004

   WHY TODAY?
Today nothing went right it sucked. First my college algebra started back up and my teacher hates me, she also has no clue about math. Then I got forest to go shopping “with the family” but I hate my family. Finally I went to my friend house to plan this thing and his computer would not do any thing we wonted it to. But I worked for his sister I think that computer is sexes. Oh And I wasn’t able to go to Renee’s. I pray to how ever is out there that tomorrow is nothing like today or I quite with this “failed experiment called existents” Dogma.
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Sunday, July 4, 2004

   THE BEST DAY`
Today was a great day because I got to see angel twices to day. First I got to see her at church; then she came over to watch fire works. Alco twice my brother shoot fire work at us. Once on of the relodes fell and fired at me and angel blacketing us in glittery gunpowder. The second time a bottel rocket misfired and flou at my brother and renee’.
Me and angel had an interesting conversation during and after church. She also made a deel that she willn’t live up to but I can’t understand why may be someone out there can help me. If you think you can e-mail me and I will explian the deel.
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Saturday, July 3, 2004

   BIG MISTAKE
Today we went and got some BIG explosives. I can’t wait to set them all off. The surrounding are will probably burn to the ground but its ok right? It’s just some harm less fun Ha Ha Ha. According to the info. Bellow I’m a Homicidal Maniac and angel/ bandit is also one I’m in trouble please help save me from her pleeeaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee NOW!
Signs That You May Be a Homicidal Maniac
Your bullets have little smiley faces painted on the tips.
You find watching the 'faces of death' series to be a calming experience after a rough day.
You wear a black trench coat and combat boots. (note: not all homicidal maniacs use this attire, BUT all people who use this attire ARE homicidal maniacs).
You have a full room dedicated to your collection of medieval surgical instruments.
You use medieval surgical instruments.
the concept of using a blowtorch on something other than flesh, like say... metal, seems alien to you.
You say things like 'I'm not a butcher, I'm an artist working in an unpopular medium'.
You use the term 'thinning the herd' in relation to people.
You wake up in strange places, naked, covered in blood, and holding a pair of dental pliers.
You have a significant number of interactive conversations with inanimate objects and at some point, they start telling you to do 'bad things'.
You have memorized the location and accessibility of water towers in relation to densely populated areas, and you own a suppressed high powered rifle.
You have skeletons in your closet. Literally.
You have a well used piece of piano wire, yet you have never owned a piano.
You firmly believe that the laws of this world don't apply to you because you serve a higher power.
You have a more functional knowledge of the human anatomy then any given doctor.
Seeing horrific car accidents makes you giggle.
You think of the Spanish inquisition as 'a good start'.
The sight of mushroom clouds sexually arouses you.
Your body count rivals that of Nagasaki, 1945.
You collect any part of the human anatomy.
You like dressing up like the Easter bunny and carry around a fire axe.
You consider barbed wire a sexual aid.
After that last 'little mistake' you installed breathing holes in the trunk of your car.
You list Pinhead from 'Hellraiser' among your favorite artists.
You give live scorpion's as Valentines day gifts.
You keep your stash of potassium cyanide in your guest bathroom, in a bottle marked 'aspirin'.
You think of crucifixion as a lost art.
Most of your religious knowledge revolves around Cain.
You can identify with Cain.
You think you are Cain.
You have a tasty recipe for human flesh.
You live in New York.
You have a pet name for your knife.
You go big-game hunting with a chainsaw.
You use the lyrics to the Ministry song 'Flashback' as a how-to guide.
You support televised capital punishment, not as a deterent to crime, but because you like watching people die.
You walk through the local shopping mall looking for exploitable weaknesses in their bomb defenses.
Your basement labratory has seven different strains of Ebola; at least 320% stronger than anything the CDC has ever seen.
Your bunny slippers are actually dead rabbits.
There are more dead bodies in your back yard than there are in Arlington.
You continue working in the slaughter houses because you enjoy the smell.
You regard the Marquis DeSade as the father of modern art.
You have a freezer overflowing with meat, but you never go to the grocery store or butcher shop.
You feel cannibalism is a reasonable dietary plan -- and you like to be self-reliant in terms of food procurement.
Your favorite pigment for paint and dyes is hemoglobin.
You take the phrase "brain food" literally.
You keep people, rather than hats or coats, on your rack.
You think brand names are the lettering on the iron.
When you see someone with dirty face or hands, you scrub them with 60 grit sandpaper.
When you hear the phrase "body piercing" you think of people attached to the walls with railroad spikes.
One of your fave weekend pastimes is human jigsaw puzzles.
You light your house with red light bulbs to disguise the blood stains.
You feel that Macbeth got shafted.
you consider explosives and sharp implements to be perfect gifts.
You have rusted farm implements as bedroom decor.
Sexual "protection" is extended to bullet proof vests and very strong restraints.
When asked were you got something your typical response is "I killed a -blank- and then stole his -blank-.
You have messages and psychotic pictures written in iridescent ink all around your house... sure they are usually invisible but you feel better cause you know they are there.
When placed in a crisis situation your first response is to see if their jugular is in reach...
You know the words for "dismember," "entrails," "pain," and "blood" in 12 different languages, but you can only say "hello" in two.
All your chairs have wires and rheostats attached them.
You know more cuts of meat than the butcher down the street.
Your fave percussion instrument is an automatic machine gun.
You can make your own bone meal fertilizer for free.
You have gutters on the INSIDE of your house (for blood collection)
You have a symbiotic relationship with a denture-wearing vampire.
Quiz
'Are You Already A Homicidal Maniac?'
Here is a little quiz i've put together to determine exactly how much of a threat to society you are. Please answer truthfully, the only one you hurt by lying is yourself.
(and, after all, it IS so much more fun to hurt others.)

1.) a man bumps into you in line in a store, he grumbles some thing that might be 'excuse me' but it sounds more like 'get the hell out of my way, you freak' do you:
A.) excuse yourself
B.) ignore him/ give him dirty look
C.) bash him over the head with a tire iron and vivisect him for the entertainment of the crowd around you

2.) a couple of teen- aged kids are sitting in front of you in a theater, you would be enjoying the film immensely if they weren't talking and throwing things at the screen. after politely asking them to stop they insult you and redouble their enthusiasm. do you:
A.) try to pretend they aren't there
B.) complain to the manager or move to a different seat
C.) quietly garrote them with a piece of piano wire and finish watching the film

3.) you're neighbor across the street frequently beats his pet dog which he keeps perpetually tied to a metal pole in his back yard. do you:
A.) go about your business and hope that he moves
B.) report him to the Humane Society
C.) chain him to a tree in the middle of the woods, cover him with A-1 sauce, and release some hungry timber wolves on him

4.) the local gossip is spreading malicious untrue rumors about you. do you:
A.) move to a new town
B.) pretend your above it and ignore her
C.) hang her upside down by the tree in her front yard, and publicly cut out her tongue.

5.) a middle aged man in a red BMW convertible, while talking on his cell phone, cuts you off. Twice. When you move to pass him, he flashes you his middle finger, honks, and screams something pleasant like 'you drive like shit, asshole!' do you:
A.) slow down, allow him to pass you, and take the next exit so to avoid offending him further
B.) honk back, and speed up so he can't get past you
C.) slow down, allow him to pass you, then force his car off the road and attack him with a road flare while allowing the person on the other end of his cell phone conversation to listen to his tortured screams.

if you answered A to most or all of these questions, you are obviously pathetic and weak, you should consider becoming a homicidal maniac just to survive

if you answered b to most or all of these questions, you probably are a ticking time-bomb of unexpressed hostility waiting to explode. you should become a homicidal manic to vent some tension.

if you answered C to any of these questions, then you have nothing to worry about, you ARE a homicidal manic and should be proud of that fact.
Why do you want to be a Homicidal Maniac?
Here is a brief listing of the top reasons to become a Homicidal Maniac. if you fall into one or more of these categories, you may want to consider a career change.
Sick of people.
Sick of life.
Bored.
Just like to kill.
Artistic statement.
All of your friends are doing it.
Looking for a good way to meet people.
Friend, doctor, pet recommended it.
Independently wealthy and looking for a hobby.
Supernatural powers.

Tools of the Trade
In an effort to show neophyte maniacs some of the vast array of possibilities open to them, The Engine has decided to print this list of tools. It is, in no way, complete. It is merely intended to give the beginner some insights into his many options.
'Choose Your Weapon'
The tools of a Homicidal Maniac are as varied as the types of people who use them. Everybody has their own personal preference. There are, however, some good guidelines to follow in choosing what is right for you.
1.) Only choose a tool or tools that you are going to take the time to learn how to use properly. There is nothing quite so pathetic as a homicidal maniac who doesn't know what he's doing.
2.) Your media presence is a tool unto itself. Try to make the most of it. For example: an 'Axe- wielding Maniac' (while somewhat overdone) conveys a message of fear to the general populace, whereas a 'Spongemop- wielding Maniac' tends to evoke an emotion something more along the lines of humor than gut wrenching terror. (though the concept of a Spongemop- wielding Maniac DOES have some intrinsic value, and may well fall into the 'cool' category if done with the right zealous abandon.)

Axe/ Hatchet :Very common. Everybody wants to be an Axe- wielding Maniac. not very original, but a useful tool just the same.
Bombs: Like the Axe- wielding maniac, the Mad Bomber is just a bit overdone. Also, bombs lack the precision that is the trademark of an authentic Homicidal Maniac. Only should be used as a last resort.
Chainsaw: Waaaay to unoriginal. BUT so cool we don't care.
Firearms: Highly discouraged. Put simply,: it's too easy, there is no challenge. Even a complete incompetent can kill with a gun. If you must use a firearm, it should be either A.) painted bright 'happy' colors, or B.) have writing all over it. eg: little drawings, slogans, Etc. (*Note: the Engine is forced here to denounce items of archery such as bows and crossbows as well, not because we don't like them, but (again) because it's too easy. Though we don't denounce them as vigorously because there is a degree of skill required to master them.)(*Another Note: blowguns and slingshots are o.k. they are fairly ridiculous and therefore cool. Boomerangs are pretty slick to. if you can do it, go for it.)
Flame Thrower: Oh yeah, if you can find one, use it.
Garrote (Piano Wire): Not always practical, but neat just the same.
Hammer (Claw): Good.
Hammer (Sledge): Better.
Knives: By and far the best tool. You can NEVER have too many knives. Your knife is your best friend. ALWAYS have a knife with you. Your knife loves you.
Machete: Pretty cool, kind of unweildy though.
Martial Arts/ Weapons: There is a catch-22 here. The only time you should use martial arts or martial arts weapons is if you have the necessary training, however, if you have received the necessary training, you know that you can't use it for Homicidal Mania type stuff. Hmmm. Probably a good thing to have in your bag'o tricks, but should only be used properly.
Poison: A rather 'unaestheticly pleasing' tool. Use it if you like. We think you could do better.
Power tools (General): There is just something neat about the idea of using a Dremel or a hacksaw on someone. Easy to learn too.
Surgical Instruments: If you know how to use them. VERY cool. If not... don't waste our time.
Swords: Second only to knives in terms of the best tool. Anybody can shoot someone, but it takes a special kind of Homicidal Maniac to use a sword. (Note: the Engine (probably incorrectly) places bokens (wooden swords) into this category and not in 'martial arts'. Why? Because we want to.)
Vehicles: Sure, why not?
Whip: if you can use one effectively (read as: without putting out your eye), then do it.
Other: Chains, Toothpicks, Feather Dusters, Barbed-Wire, Musical Instruments, Small Field Rodents, Pencils, Blowtorches... ahh, the sacred 'Other' category. this is where you'll find the assorted flotsam that defy description. Everything here is cool. Be creative. Live in the 'other' category.
Sometimes...
You can cry until there is nothing wet in you.
You can scream and curse until your throat rebels and ruptures.
You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen.
And, still, it makes NO difference.
It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you.
And you never know that if it ever did relent...
It would not be because it cared.
-written in blood before
everything went black

You know Johnny well.. Hopefully ur not like him...
But if u r then.. we could be good friends..


Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
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Friday, July 2, 2004

   great weekend
Today has bin a great mostly because I got to see renee’. Tomarrow I get to go spend $20 on fireworks so Sunday I can play very evil smile. Also I have dubed renee’ angel mostly for her looks but also for her personality. I can’t find any go poems to post but I am still looking. Sorry but here are some useless results have fun.

Paint Your Outlook Black (a meme for goths) by LadySphinx
Username
Black is the colour of . . . .	My soul!
I wail for the loss of my . . . .	Innocence.
In the darkness of the night, I know only . . . .	My pain.
Of all the creatures of darkness, I most resemble	The wolf--a predator scavaging at the edge of mankind's fetid society, despite the fact that predators don't scavage.
Let me die! Let me end the pain! I shall die by .	Being ripped limb from limb by rivetheads.
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Anime Villian type by animeaddiction
Name
Age
Gender
Whats your evil?	The world is yours evil..(thats damn evil)
You will...	Conquer your city..but thats all you can handle
Who will Help you?	Nobody
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What is your personal Hell? by thefireflyangel
Name
Age
Unlucky number
Will you go straight to Hell?	You're already there
Where will hell be?	Community college
Who will be there with you?	Rush Limbaugh
How many years will you spend there?	490,848
What does your devil look like?
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What do people think of you? by neonblack
name / lj user name:
you would describe yourself as:
people would describe you as:	funny
people think your hair is:	gorgeous and they're jealous of it
your best quality is:	perfection
worst quality:	you're too serious
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Your Love .. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Color?
Gender?	MaleFemaleUndecidedBoth
How will you meet them?	They stalked you for quite a few years
What will they say to you?	Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
What is the first thing that attracted you to them	They understand you
Is it true love?	Yes
How will it end?	Someone poisons their drink out of jealousy and they die. Then you take a knife and stab it through your heart, dying next to them.
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That is seriously not me to stab my self over love. I would just shrug my sholders and move on.

What Kind Of Dungeons And Dragons Magic User Are You? by electronicoffee
Username or Character Name
Your Class	Cleric (Divine Magic)
Your Favored Weapon	Keen Magic Crossbow
Your Favorite Spell	Circle Of Death
Your Familiar	Large Snake
Your Robe Color	Shimmering Black
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What is your kung fu name? by davet1
Username/Nickname
Kung Fu Nickname	Mantis Paw
Kung Fu Surname	Shinobi
Fighting style	Dragon Leg
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This is what happens if you have no life. Ha ha ha .

The Yugioh Killing Spree by HikariEryaviel
Name:
Favorite Color:
You Were Killed By:	The Almighty Pharaoh
On:	December 21, 2321
Because:	You gave him implants
How:	A Cheese Grinder. No Comment.
Their Side-kick:	Seto
Other Victims Like You:	84
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My Stats as a Final Fantasy Villian by Neko_Kaolla
Name
Age (Range 10-1000)	530
Appearance	Black, black, and more black. I like black.
Weapon of choice	Bow and arrows...I envy this one elf...
Claim to fame	I have destroyed whole planets.
How I am destroyed	I was killed by a extrememly powerfull aeon. They couldn't do it on their own.
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How & Why Will Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Kill You? by beautifulpoet
username
age
how he killed you	decapitation with can opener
time he killed you	September 8, 2015
why he killed you	you were just there
afterwards he	kill the rest of your asshole friends
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What Otherkin Are You? by GFwolf
Name:
Type:	Water Elemental
When Will You Be Awakened:	February 26, 2006
What Powers Will You Have:	Summon Spirits
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Thursday, July 1, 2004

   punished
I’m sorry for nut updating yesterday but I was grounded from the computer because I was up till midnight playing Diablo. That is also why I don’t have any poemes today. All I have are some wasted space quiz results sorry again but look on the bright side tomarrow is Friday and Sunday is the 4th of july. My dad is taking me and my brother Saturday to go get fire works (evil grin). Unfortunately my plans for tommarow have din move but there is one upside to that but that is my secaret. So with out further adou here are the quiz results.

What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:	You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:	February 16, 2054
Number attending your funeral?	175
How much will you leave to friends and family?	$3,141,001
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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?	FemaleMaleUndecidedBoth
How will you commit suicide?	You will set your house on fire and sit alone in the corner as the flames consume you
How many tries will it take?	18
When will you commit suicide?	June 5, 2047
What will your suicide note say?	Fuck All of You!
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Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
Name:
God/Goddess of	Fear
Element:	Fire
Animal Companion:	Raven
Weak against	Polka music
Weapon:	Staff
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Are you a God? by Demonac
Name:
God/Goddess type:	God of Strength
Worshippers:	Proletarians
They show devotion by:	Blowing up followers of other faiths.
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The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:	the Entire World, but Saddam Hussein is still at large.
Your title will be:	God
You will succeed by:	Simply walking in and declaring yourself leader after they all died of old age.
Your Enforcers will be:	An army of Necroplasm-Armored Demons (from Spawn).
Your first act as ruler:	Claim to be "bigger than Jesus!"
(What happened after)	Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
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What Mutant Powers Do You Have? by Frisket17
Username
Dominate Mutant Power	Shadow Control
Secondary Mutant Power	Illusion Casting
Rank Level	Impressive
Affiliation/Team	X-Force
Temperment	Power Hungry
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Your Vampire Life (male) by EvilKirin
Your Username
Years From Now You Will Be Turned...	3
You Will Be Turned By...	A Street Bum
Your Signature Power Will Be...	Spitting Acidic Blood
Your Vampiric Lifemate Will Be...
You Will Lure Them Into It By...	Turning To Save Their Life
How Many Years You Will Live For...	130
You Will Finally Be Killed By...
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