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Saturday, April 23, 2005
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
MY SEVEN YEAR OLD COUSIN SAVED OVER MY COMPLETED PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME FILE AND I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF ANY SEMBLANCE OF ABILITY REGARDING COMPLETE SENTENCES.
I think I need to cry now.
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Friday, April 22, 2005
Those raccoons are getting big.
Question: Azure-jiji, how in God's name is Futurama ethically unsound? O_o It's, like, one of the tamest shows around...
Anyway, analytical geometry is such BS.
EDIT: Sorry about the pair of short posts, but you can tide yourselves over by looking at some art you've already seen on my new DeviantArt account. Old. Old account--it's from 2003. I just never used it.
Anyway, also go check out my friend's photos!!! Her username is "tasteslikelove" and she's awesome.
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Thursday, April 21, 2005
Godel is a bad babysitter.
She lets her sister stay up watching Futurama, after telling her mom she's in bed.
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Wednesday, April 20, 2005
More art class woes, or so it would seem. -_-
You know what one of the funniest things in the world is? When some one (or several some ones) gives a long-winded presentation on part of a certain series of Georgia O'Keeffe paintings, featuring flowers, and totally forgets to point out/notice what they are meant to represent/resemble.
What's funnier is three people, as soon as the speaker announces they, "Do not really know what it was meant to represent," "whispering" the words, "It's a vagina." Only loud enough for half the room to hear.
It's like when people realize what that one Frieda Calo painting is of. *chuckles*
So they chose a new pope. A new, as my friend puts it, "intellectual ex-nazi, who's hardcore against gay people, contraceptives, and women." At least he'll be dead soon, what with his being OLD and all.
As far as I'm concerned, popes should be reminiscent of Santa Claus, not crusty old misogynists. No one needs some old guy preaching hate 24 hours a day. I mean, really, we have enough of that as it is, without the Catholic faith chucking their unwanted two cents in.
Additionally, as it is tradition for feminists to smash the windows of such persons as he, I say Catholicism deserves some celebratory rocks. This one here even says, "FUCK YOU" on it.
I also find it hilarious how the media was trying to make a big deal out of the conclave breaking for lunch, the other day. It also pisses me off, however, as there is more important shit going down in the world than some old misguided geezers relieving themselves of their hunger pangs.
My friend has been through some serious shit recently--shit far more substantial than anybody's lunch break.
So, you know what, Religion? Go bang yourself.
In other news, I finally told my strings teacher the intellectual equivalent of "screw you" by not going to orchestra practice. Because I'm tired of listening to a) crappy music and b) her bitching all the time. My god, she started screaming yesterday--screaming--because my friend told her something was in 3/8 time, not 6/8. How can people get so worked up over something so trivial?! GAH! I mean out loud, in person, of course. >_>"
But, really, giving yourself a hernia over being corrected on a freaking time signature. Get over it--I mean, there are old men having lunch in the world!
Also, it has come to my attention that my one friend gave my other friend the URL of this blog, so a few ass-kickings are in order if any one else gets it, in turn.
I have to compile a five minute presentation on either "Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress" or "The Picture of Dorian Gray" for tomorrow and I haven't even started! Yay! And I have to create a "time capsule" for each, as well.
If I do the former, I will need tennis shoes, an alarm clock, and...ox blood. For the latter, I'll need a paintbrush, a pallet knife, and...I have no idea. The pallet knife would be pretty weak a thing to include, anyway. I think I'll go with "Balzac etc...".
The irritating thing is my teacher assigned this project suddenly, very recently, and in scant detail. No one has started--I repeat, no one. God damn and I have to memorize the phrase "l'effet de serre" by tomorrow, to avoid writing "l'effet de la maison verte" on my French test, tomorrow.-_- Yes, and I did do that the first time because it was better than writing nothing, thank you.
Ahaha, I'm so screwed for my 30% math final... *dies*
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Monday, April 18, 2005
The raccoon kittens in the chimney are acting up again.
It's quite creepy, actually: I can hear them whining and crying and making all manner of noises that would lead any lesser evil than that that is Godel mad with fear of some kind of sick, cannibalistic ritual among the stupider of mammals (i.e. not humans).
They were born a few weeks ago, and I think my parents' patience is wearing thin, as my dad has been muttering about smoking the "little bastards" out for a while now. Actually, the other day, he accidentally knocked the flue open, and they almost got into the family room. That would have been something: tiny, soot-covered, squeaking excuses for carbon-based life streaking across the expensive carpet my sister already spilled pop on and the sofa my cat has already injured in a few places. *eyebrow*
Anyway, Azure-jiji's roommate or whoever is a bastard-crap. I have no idea what that title might imply, if I were to put my mind to thinking it through, but it seems to fit the situation nicely.
I just received an e-mail from some one named "Anus Al-alami". You know what? Just...DELETED.
God, some people are utterly fuckwitted.
To get back on the entirely unpredictable track, I've been thinking lately. Not that I don't do this all the time, in very sophisticated ways. I guess what I mean to say is I've been thinking about something specific lately. What? Swearing. And how diverse it is.
Anglophones have so many ways of telling some one the intellectual equivalent of "go bang your lawnmower", it's nearly unbelievable. But then, you realize that just about every one over the age of ten uses these expressions at least fifty times a day, and you just kind of shrug it off. They're so commonplace. We have more ways of telling some to piss off than to say, "What fine weather we're having."
Which proves that the human species is fundamentally irritable.
So, when people complain that TV is making their kids swear too much, they should realize that nobody swears that infrequently, except Sara. She truly is a positive role-model.
My essay on stem-cell research received a pretty-much-awesome, as I was awarded the highest mark THE BOARD deems possible and my teacher had absolutely nothing negative to say about it aside from, "Hand in your damn bibliography or you're just plain screwed." So I have to cite Wikipedia, and possibly a couple of other, useless sources. Because, compared to Wikipedia, all other sources are just BS.
I spent three hours drawing a five-panel comic yesterday, and I still need to revise the details, somewhat. God, J Jacques is insane. (Is it just me, or is the newest comic somehow...wider?)
Anyway, my friend's a dumbass, because he wrote that researching pathogens would help us discover the location of Elvis on an essay for a nation-wide competition.
Incoherent, you say? Well, go bang your lawnmower.
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Saturday, April 16, 2005
[Wo]Man of Continuous Sorrow
Something mysterious/terrible has happened. : O Therefore:
NOOOO!!!!!! AZURE-JIJI!!
In other news, I got the "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" sound track and a couple of cool t-shirts.
w00t.
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005
I'm sticking with yesterday's subject because a) it's too funny to leave unexplained and b) I think it got deleted when I edited the post.
To start with, I'd like to address Miss Lea: Samurai Champloo doesn't air on TV, so there. : P
Anyway, Samurai Champloo Spoilers: As I began to say yesterday, I had actually been hoping the ending would be somewhat reminiscent of "Bandits". Personally, I think it would have been a far more effective way to finish the story, and it could have been made perfect through the addition of even two or three minute-long exchanges of dialogue.
What really irritates me about the "separate paths" bit isn't its cliché-ness, but the fact that it made no sense whatsoever: a minute after we establish that these kids are the only homies any of the three of them have ever had, we go on to establish that they're perfectly okay with never seeing each other again.
The way I see it is, if you're willing to die with some one, you should be more than happy to live with them. Especially when you're utterly broke and that some one has a next-to-100% chance of getting themselves killed in very preventable ways.
If you haven't seen the aforementioned "Bandits", it's a movie about a couple of criminals who take a woman "hostage". She falls in love with both of them, over the course of the film, and it ends with that situation ["Together, you're the perfect man."] peacefully maintained.
Though the specifics are quite different, this is pretty parallel to the situation we had going in Champloo, up until the last episode.
It would have been more satisfying to see the three of them walk off into the sunset together, instead of ambling away from each other in the middle of the day.
I guess all that's left is to wait and see if they ever get around to making that movie.[/spoilers and/or mild irritation]
So, about that "subject".
I've mentioned this on several previous occasions, so you probably know that 90% of my friends are guys. Which, because they are teenagers, means they are very stupid and talk mostly about porn.
So, they were talking about porn, when another girl gets all upset 'cause she doesn't know what "a yaoi" is.
She spent a great deal of time walking around, saying, "What's a yaoi???" and it was very funny. Especially the whole, "Why does every one know what a yaoi is but me??" bit.
Speaking of yaoi/BL, I watched "Loveless" yesterday, in accordance with Skippedry's lovely signature. It made little or no sense, whatsoever--so little, in fact, I was left wondering what some one did with every other scene. Perhaps reading the manga would make it that much clearer, but my verdict is currently if it doesn't start to make sense, or be worth looking at, by the third episode, screw it.
Good thing it shows signs of being worth looking at.^^
In accordance with more recommendations by Teh Administrator, I've also downloaded the first episode of Ashiteruze Baby. So we'll see how that goes. (It looks very cute.)
Yesterday, I took it upon myself to edit an "article" my friend wrote. This took up about an hour of my time, and is mostly why I couldn't go on yesterday. (Though, I admit, I could have ended in a more effective way. What a hypocrite I am.)
Anyway, it was meant to be a recount of the events of the night Romeo slew Tybalt, only it went something along the lines of this:
Tybalt was challenging Romeo to a duel because he went to the Montague’s party, even though he knew very well that they might have been killed. It was a mystery when Romeo declined to fight and tried to make peace. This made Tybalt really mad. Tybalt lunged at Mercutio in one swift movement and thrusted deep into his vitals with his rapier...the Prince has offered a reward of 500 gold for information on where Romeo is hiding.
Needless to say, I added about three pages angry rants, explaining what was horribly, horribly wrong, and why.
My friend seemed pretty sheepish today, on a completely unrelated note. >_>"
Then, people started e-mailing me their English assignments, and things got kind of crazy. I currently have four essays on stem cells/xenotransplantation/gene patenting sitting in my mail box and another of the same Romeo x Juliet assignment.
I think I have a vague idea of how English teachers must feel, reading the same information over and over, in so many ways, each less effective than the last.-_-
It's kind of sad when some one who's been speaking English for two years can out-compose a guy who speaks nothing else.
Aiya.
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
HA. Anyway, Samurai Champloo Spoilers: Why in God's name are you high-lighting this?! You did it by accident, didn't you?! Well, push off, then, before you get all bitter about spoilerization and whatnot. Honestly.
Anyway, the ending was, as I've been told, bitter-sweet. However, I was left mostly bitter, due to the last five minutes or so of footage.
Because, well, wtf? We just established the fact that a) Fuu and Mugen are the only friends Jin has ever had, b) it would absolutely kill Fuu emotionally to have to leave her two buddies behind after all this, and c) "I somehow don't feel like killing you." Which means alot, coming from Mugen.
I was actually hoping the ending would be somehwa--
more later. God damn, sorry. I spelt "colour" right. -_-
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Monday, April 11, 2005
So it's warm out. So I can go outside in a knee-length skirt and t-shirt and not get cold. So there is actually the option of doing something, outside of school, that does not involve video games, the computer, the phone, or drawing. So the school year is damn near over, I'm never going to have to take gym class again, and I'll finally be able to simply do nothing for an extended period of time this summer, contrary to tradition.
So things are going well, aside from the fact that all my best friends, bar one, are going to a different school. Which is pretty pissy., considering the fact that I haven't had any one over ('cept for my friend who dropped in for fifteen minutes, unexpectedly) for over three months and will probably never see any of them more than two or three times after the school year ends.
So you could say I'm kinda depressed.
I think it would be bad of me not to address the Champloo thing, so I will, by means of a simple question: Why, for the love of crap, would you highlight any part of the post, to begin with?! I mean, wtf?
I refuse to be held accountable for anything, so there, and hmph.
My little sister is a horrible person. She has gotten it into her head that she should have a garage sale, so she can earn money to buy all the lame-ass toys she wants, by selling books. I don't think I need to really go over how stupid and barbaric and enfuriating this is.
So, I've been hoarding old books in my room, and will continue to do so until it is safe for them to return to the downstairs shelves.
Heathens, I swear.
Speaking of heathens, one of aforementioned friends actually had the nerve to hand me an essay containing the phrase, "Humans are more valued to the Earth than monkeys." This is after I edited the damn thing the first time, which involved clearing up tenses, of all things! His excuse? To point to self and say, "Chinese!" Why this excuse is total BS? "You've been speaking English every day of your life for the past nine years!" -_-;
I guess you can see, Vince, where I get all these ideas for scripts involving Pole and Jono.
As an aside, I am reminded of the fact that my other friend, who has only been speaking English for a couple of years, has gotten into the "eh?" habit. I find it quite cool. : P
Back to Pole and Jono:
Most of you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but I've done some more drawings of the latter, one of which involves the former. I'm quite pleased with how all of them turned out, and you can see a couple of them here and there:
Jono By a Wall
Hash-Bunny Haven
I promise you, the second title makes perfect sense. >_>
I made a painting of a guy with pink lips. It was a product of needing to remix the slightest amount of a certain colour and getting it the slightest amount wrong.-_- So, Tanaka-san is, "exploring his femininity." We'll make a Frieda of him yet.^_~
What the hell kind of a name for a show is "Speed Grapher"?
EDIT: Speed Grapher is just weird, and refreshing the first link will make the picture show up.
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Tuesday, April 5, 2005
As I mentioned in the "subject" of my previous post, I can not throw a rock properly for the life of me. Every single one of my throws was utterly, aggressively, obnoxiously heavy. Except one.
It was my only kind-of-okay throw, ending in a hit. However, the opposing team quickly undid all that fluke was worth, resulting in my team losing, twelve to two. This, of course, led to my friend who actually knew what the hell he was doing to start ranting, muttering, and being generally bitter (well, more-so than usual, at least, considering how he is) for the next while.
And what did I get out of it? Curling lessons, some tape for the bottom of my shoe, ice cream, an irksomely potent cold, and the complete killing of my right knee (it's kind of swolen)/upper leg (hurts when I walk). All free of charge.
That's right: I managed to hurt myself curling. What is the world coming to?
Some hundred-or-so meters from my school, there is a large, arbitrary rectangle of perfectly flat, relatively clean pavement. It serves no conceivable purpose, other than to make falling particularly painful. Well, it didn't until today, at least.
Since the tennis courts were locked, my friends decided they would "play tennis" on this arbitrary piece of un-nature, instead. And have each other stand in the middle, to be the "net". Which was actually even stupider in practice than you'd think, seeing as they would actually run back and forth, in order to try and coax the ball into not making it to the other side.
By this, I mean my friend ran up to it and booted it, with his pelvis, back at the guy who'd just served. Then he started parading around in a makeshift "Pope hat" (the many uses for racquet covers are dumbfounding), kicking "gays" (friend who wouldn't shut up about porn, as per usual) and women (me), because that's pretty much all Popes ever do.
Then an ice cream truck, bent on the exploitation of over-allowanced little middle-class children, pulled up and half the school swarmed towards it. I doubt most of them even wanted ice cream. They probably just felt obliged to pretend they did, since not wanting ice cream would make them, like, total posers.
And I haven't started this critical essay on stem-cell research that's worth a significant amount of marks in both science and English. And I'm supposed to have it somewhere near finished by Friday.
Teachers are so damn unrealistic, sometimes, it's not even funny.
Samurai Champloo spoilers:
So Jin died.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ANGRY THIS MAKES ME?
It wasn't the fact that he died that did it for me, but how and why and how he could have avoided dying.
It all begins with common sense. Take this scenario, for example:
You and your friend are both level ten. While just kind of standing around, minding your own business, some one who you know to be level eleven or twelve approaches you and says, "Heya, fella, so sorry, but I'm gonna have to kill you right about now." Your friend, being the ever-intrepid, ever-dumbass-ish one, attacks him.
This goes on for a few seconds, until he is on one side of the guy whose presence is totally arbitrary, and you are on the other.
What do you do?
a) Flank him.
b) Flank him.
c) Flank him.
d) Tell your friend to run away, so you can fight him alone and DIE.
I mean, what the fuck? The answer is completely and utterly obvious and, no, the "they waz gona 2 kill FUUUU!!!111!!11one" argument is not valid, seeing as having no hostage leaves you without a god damn bargaining chip.
Jin isn't a total fucking moron! This is proven to us time and time again, throughout the whole series. So why does he die in a way that is totally fucking moronic?! Why??
That's right: you can't tell me why. BECAUSE THERE'S NO JUSTIFICATION. At all.
And if you know you're probably going to be killed, once it is a one-on-one situation, you know what you do? You run away.
Otherwise, you're just freaking stupid.
Come on, pulling a Forest Gump wouldn't have cost him all that much, when you think about it: better alive and away than dead and...just dead. You can't help anybody when you're dead.
Additionally, that guy who killed him is a total fucking asshole, who should just go die, not because he killed my favourite Jin, but because he killed a guy wearing glasses.
Not cool, man, not cool. I mean, you can plot to murder children in their sleep, but openly attacking some one who can barely see without the assistance of a pair of lenses? That's just plain low.
I hope Momo-san totally kicks his ass.[/totally pissed off]
Anyway, it's my friend's birthday, and I ought to call her. : )
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