Wednesday, September 15, 2004

My goal in life is nothing other than to become famous for my intellect and say it was because I spent my time writing stories and drawing pictures when I was supposed to be doing my math homework.

*shakes fist at binder* Fuck you, math class! You hear me?!? FUCK YOU!!! With that said, I would like to bring to light the sheer stupidity of some of the people I know. Click here. It amazes me that he never picked up on the whole thing even after being forced to watch many episodes of anime, and having read many a girly manga volume. Well, that's the gifted mind at work, I guess. As was my classmate (known for his brilliance in all regards)'s reaction to finding himself looking at a light post from a few feet away. He did not submit to its great looming force, nor did he stop and declare it his enemy and run to fetch a chainsaw (the electricity thing would have made that a silly idea^_~), but took the noble approach. He confronted it. With his face. Our first English assignment is painfully generic, but I guess that's okay. It's an English assignment, after all. That means I have a chance of scoring a decent grade, which really is something special when you're me. I had a cheese danish for lunch today. I had to borrow money from Sammie-chan to purchase it. In other news regarding lunch, Justin, Jeffrey, and Willy found a coconut lying in the grass next to the grocery-retailer's parking lot. It was shrink-wrapped and everything. According to Malcolm, their first instinct was, "USE IT TO KILL WILLY!" This resulted in us seeing nothing other than Justin ramming a coconut into said individual's spine as we approached. Willy then took the coconut from Justin and hurled it at the pavement. Three times. Until it broke. They ate the coconut. Jeffrey and I had enough sense not to. Eating food other people find lying on the ground then chuck at the road never really struck me as brilliant. But hey. Sammie-chan dyed her skin via the use of Black Cherry Cola/Juice (can't remember which). I know it's rather early for this, but I cannot wait until Anime North.^.^ We win. Again. Edit: I am another person in the vein of Shin's pimp. Wow. That sounds somehow almost shudder-worthy. xD

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