Monday, October 11, 2004

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While I was up in small-town area, staying with my aunt, I read a newspaper.

Now, this wasn't just any ol' news paper: it was the Whig Standard, affectionally referred to as the "Sub-Standard" by those who would rather read the Globe.
The front page? An article about school children organizing a protest in hopes of demonizing their principal who doesn't want them standing on the top of the monkey-bars.

Not a single article in that paper covered anything even remotely relevent.

It annoys people when you say, "Well, in a small town like Kingston, you don't get much noise, anyway." when they're in the midst of complaining about having to move "closer to the city".

*chuckle*

Preston sucks because he doesn't put wasabi on his pizza. That loser! Go tell him he's a loser, by clicking here.

*kicks Preston for fun*

I am sad because I have exhausted Questionable Content's archives. : ( Now I have to wait until the next comic comes out, and who knows how long that's gonna take. *sad sad*

I'm hungry and I'm not allowed to eat a butter tart. And the annoying thing is, my dad's cooking, so I can't sneak one out of the kitchen. : O
*utter despair*

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There is a family that lives just north of Kingston who one would be surprised to find anywhere north, east, south, or west of Rhode Island.
They actually had goats and chickens running around on their front lawn when we drove past their house, which looks like something out of Trailer Park Boys, only less upscale.

They run their television off of a car battery, most of them neglect to wear shoes, and when they decided a dirt floor wasn't classy enough for them, they cemented the, well, ground. Without removing any of the furniture first.

And the thing is...it's all true.
I can't make this stuff up.

I fell asleep during a car ride for the first time in ages.

I guess I'm getting old. *grey hair*
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