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Sunday, November 14, 2004


ROBOTMAN
Squirrels have eaten my kitty's face. No, not that kitty (the alive one), the one I carved the face of into a pumpkin.

They ate his face.

Bastards. The world should be purged of squirrels--nobody needs them.

Contemporary music is so primitive. You can't draw any amount of equality between, say, The Beatles and Vivaldi, yet just about every one likes The Beatles more.
Little do they realize, however, that you cannot compare the two; they're just too different.

This applies to just about every aspect of life--people are just too stupid to notice it.

As primitive music goes, ROBOTMAN, by The Pillows, pwnz you and your mom.

Our school's health textbooks list "Mother Begins Working Outside the Home" as a life-changing experience, as though it is some kind of new, revolutionary idea.

How is this a life-changing experience for a teenager? Most mothers work outside the home, to begin with, and, if they don't, they're usually extremely busy with other things.

The textbooks also include a glossary in Spanish, despite the fact that the entire rest of the book is in English.

And the most irksome thing is that those books contain highly useless, obvious information that is presented in a way too primitive to achieve a sixth-grade reading level.

Morons.

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