Friday, January 23, 2004

Wheee!
Woot! A bunch of my friends came over to play DnD and while eating dinner, Yin goes and discovers that chocolate chip coookies in horseradish dip=YUM. It may sound disgusting, but you have no right to judge until you've tried it. Horseradish is awesome--makes me want to eat some more wasabi peas...wasabi peas, oh how I long for thee and thy nose-hurtingness. *pout*

Well, I'm pissed because my French teacher rejected an assignment I did IN CALIGRAPHY because it was not word processed. Grr...I will spite her--I will learn Japanese, and hopefully Chinese, and write a best-selling book, which I will translate myself into several languages, NONE OF WHICH BEING FRENCH. Grrrr...*kills something* I swear--no one appreciates artistic vision any more. Everything has to be generic--damn that pissed me off to no end.

I'm also kind of happy, though, because my friend's mother said that she was quite impressed with my art.^^ I handed over my "sketchbook" to my friend to scan, and apparently people were impressed with it...haha...^^ God damn scanner.><"

Oh, and I decided to post the lyrics to a song that is both sad and funny...



There must be 5000 ways to die,
And each one ends the same way if you try;
Your friends all stand around,
While they dump you in the ground,
And the people who loved you will ask why...
Oh why...oh why...
Oh why~...

And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast.
He'll say: "We were such good friends,
Especially near the end."
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend,
In front of your gho~st.

So!
Get in your car and drive real fast.
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast...
Take a bath with a clock radio...
Vodka or valium overdose...
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die...

And if you're very lucky,
You'll get your picture in the paper--
On page three.
25 words will summarize,
How you spent your whole damn life;
One date on the page,
Next day, into the hamster ca~ge...

So!
Get in your car and drive real fast.
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast...
Take a bath with a clock radio...
Vodka or valium overdose...
All the glamour can be yours,
With an 11-44!
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die...

-Nerf Herder



Sad, yet funny. In a sick kind of way.
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