Friday, April 29, 2005

Every time you litter, my friend kills a baby.
Remember that, next time you consider dumping your trash just anywhere.


One of my friends brought a mini-Bible to school today. Mini as in you need a magnifying glass to read it, which he persisted to do throughout part of Art class, until my friend sat down, stood up again, pointed to him, and screamed, "EW! Why the hell would you even do that?! Do you want me to kick your ass?! That is completely inappropriate!"
"The Bible is inappropriate?"
"Raping your father is inappropriate!"
Because that actually happens in the Bible, despite "incest is wrong" and stuff.


The other day, I was in the caf before first bell, reading "Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell", when a couple of grade sevens come up to me and one of them says, "Can I have a hug?" I figured, "Sure, why not? Everybody could do with a hug!" and said, "Okay."
I forgot about it pretty soon after, until, at lunch, the same two girls came up to me and asked for another hug. I thought it was pretty funny, but now, two days later, I find myself fearing to separate from my three or four guy friends I eat lunch with. Because, you know, being accosted in the halls three or four times a day is getting just plain weird.


I have to compile a three minute presentation on the history of video games, in French, for a week from now, which is half cool, half pretty fucking annoying. I mean, it's awesome that we have absolute freedom of topic, but the fact that I have to do a presentation and crap kinda sucks.
My friend's doing his on the history of cannibalism, though mostly because of me.
J: What should I do mine on?
Godel: EATING PEOPLE.
J: Okay. *gets up to ask teacher a question*
Godel: o.o;;

The next day...

J: Hey, would you edit this for me?
Godel: You conjugated "manger" wrong here.


Know what's pretty damn funny? My friend failing a geography test because he, in the middle of the hall, said to my other friend, "Remember to include a title!"
The teacher overheard, yelled at him, told him he had a perfect paper, then failed him for giving away answers.
Which proves that helping others is fundamentally wrong.


Also, "Speed Grapher" keeps trying to pull Tokyo off as "the center of capitalism and corruption" or some shit like that. Haha--not happening, so sorry. Not while America exists.


And now, Dark Cloud 2.
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