Friday, March 19, 2004

Ai-yai-yai...
Some people. Do they not realize that, through their own words, they are dictating the major faults in their beliefs, without even knowing it??
I stick by one principle in life, if no other: I am willing to believe anything you can convince me of. And I've never seen myself as some one who buys, very easily, into bullcrap.

Now, on to better, more important things! *dramatic pose*

Ahh...Amped. What a great game. It has inspired what will, one day, be THE MOST POPULAR VIDEO GAME EVER. You hear me?! *maniacal laughter* I know I brushed upon it a while back, but it is begining to take form... It is:

*drumrole*

Uber-Ninja Killer Snowboarding of DOOM!!!
*cackle*
Now, let me explain the details, to an extent... You, of course, are a snowboarder, on one of a select number of board designs. So far, we have decided that one of the player options is Inner-city Japanese School-girl. Book-bag and everything. You go down the hill, collect points by succeeding in tricks, and by finding secrets. Simple. Standard. Boring.
So, there is a twist. Scattered about the crash course that is the hill are "camera men", "sponsers", and "bystanders". There are also fellow boarders, for that matter. Normal ones.
If you screw up on a trick, where one can see you, they will spout some nonsense, such as: "Dude, try and land that one next time!", "Dude, go back to the bunny hill!" etc... Here's the fun part: remember how I said Uber-Ninja? Of Doom?
Your goal after shaming yourself by failing to complete a halfpipe is now to hunt down the offending bystander, and use your shuriken (or other various weapons) accordingly. However, if you go uphill, a pair of giant ogres/zombies/something come and push you over, and down the hill again. Twice? Three come. Thrice? They take your board. Then, you basically run around collecting stuff (weapons, weapons, weapons...you get the idea).
I don't know how it sounds to some one who hasn't been thinking on and off about the idea out of boredom for a few months, but you really can't help dreaming about it while playing virtual boarding games and isn't this the worst run-on sentence you've ever seen?

I am sad to see how my favourite manga is being milked by its animators. *cries*
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