Monday, March 22, 2004

Shoujo ga Shinobi wo aishimasu.
Well, it's true.^^

Today, I edited a picture of myself to look like an evil, female version of Kakashi. What fun! : D

I have been told, on many occasions, that it is "spine-tingling", or "OMG!!!! WTF IS THAT!!!!!!"

_ _U

Some lady came in today, in order to give us (the school) a lecture on self-esteem. Apparently, she has made a moderate name for herself publicity-wise. She once had a show where she intereviews celebrities.
When she showed us a video comprised of different segments, of different episodes of this show, there were mixed feelings.

That is: when S Club 7, 98°, and numerous other "popular" singers were featured, most of the cafeteria cheered (sarcastically, of course). My little circle of friends just sort of sat there like this: x__x

I wonder if the woman was at all disheartened by how a bunch of the guys sitting on one of the tables' coming in contact with the floor was credited more that her appearance. Applause-wise, anyway.
The tables in the cafeteria (which we use for assemblies_ _U) are always falling over backwards. Only, this was a "sturdy" table--one that actually has a proper set of legs.
Of course, they managed to put far too much weight on it, simply causing the surface to cave in.
I looked over after the BAM!, to see my friend, Yin's, feet sticking into the air. *shakes head in a mixture of disgust and amusement*

During French class: Teacher asks Tiannia how you say "spoon" in French. Sammie-chan and I are yelling "Coulierre!!!" at the top of our lungs, and she still manages to say something entirely different.><"

During Geography: For some reason, the teacher decides we are going to tell riddles. I answer the riddle THREE TIMES, and every one goes, "WTF?!?!" Some one else answers in the same way, and they go, "Oh yeah...!"

_ _U

The single most cruel-hearted, twisted thing in existance: Annie's Pasta and Cheese.
Now, my mother chooses to buy this particular brand of pasta in cheese sauce over the familiar and friendly (genetically altered *maniacal laughter*) Kraft Dinner. What's so evil about organic pasta in organic cheese sauce, you may wonder? Well, how about the pasta's being shaped like BUNNIES??! Is that not the most heart-wrenching thing imagineable?! Just think: eating bunnies!

*pause*

In cheese sauce!

*even longer pause*

...............

You know, I think they might be on to something there...with their bunny-shaped pasta and all. I mean, who doesn't enjoy biting the heads off of animal crackers now and again?
But know what'd be better? If they made pasta shaped like dictators/opressors/bigots. :D

...

Oh, shut up.

And so, my friends, I leave you with this:

What do you do when you see a dude walking down the street?
Kick him in the groin, pour kerosine on him and, set him on FIRE.
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