Wednesday, March 31, 2004

O_O

Our new microwave has a button on it that says, "Inverter Turbo Defrost." I kid you not. Needless to say, that machine scares the shit out of me. Why?, you may ask. Why would a maniacal she-tyrant like Godel coil in terror at the very mention of a kitchen appliance? Well, I'll tell you why! The thing is HUGE. It is one and a half times the size of our old one, and metallic. Now, I'm not talking friendly, trendy metallic, I'm talking take over your kitchen and your family's minds, robot-freak-from-space metallic. This thing scrolls text messages across its timing screen. "ENJOY YOUR MEAL!!!" "YUM-YUM-YUM!!!" "YOU BOW DOWN TO ME, AND ME ALONE!!!" Why do I think it is taking over the minds of my family? Because if any one does anything to harm the microwave IN ANY WAY (this includes touching it with greasy fingers), they go balistic. O_O Did I mention this thing defies the laws of physics? While still being rediculously HUGE on the outside, it manages to be rediculously HUGER on the inside. My bowl of fries from last night were dwarfed when I placed them inside. They made a hollow chink noise as I set the plastic, Peter Rabbit and Friends-themed, bowl down on the glass turntable. When I pressed the (perfectly flat!) timer buttons, I accedentally entered too many numbers. The slightest amount of pressure activates these buttons (unlike with our old, clunky, microwave, where you practically had to go at the thing with a sledgehammer). The thing is from Hell, I say! From HELL.@_@ I am hoping that my sister will remember to set this one on fire, too.u_u Our regular art teacher is back, finally, after I succeeded in spilling hot coffee all over the substitute. Well, it was her fault, really, for walking into me, waving a mug of hot, cafinated liquid around. *mutter* Nevertheless, Yin and Christie have been praising me for it since the other day. I feel special.^^ The NarutoUnleashed forums are looking particularly spiffy, although some rather neglegent friends of mine have broken their respective promises to join. *shakes fist* I am currently pwning every one with my post count of (I believe) 18. Hah. And, yet, I am still a newbie.u_u Well, we'll just have to...fix...that. Wont we? *maniacal laughter* During math class today, my friend (who, incidentally, just won two full scolarships) and I were playing with our Naruto keychains. Neji was kicking Gaara's ass when the teacher neglected to notice that we were not paying attention.^_^ Neji pwns. Really. I have handed my sketchbook in to the art teacher (the real one!!). It is a sad, sad day, because I will no longer be able to whip it out and draw whenever I get an urge to do so during math/science class. Or any other class, for that matter.T_T I wonder if I'll get bonus marks for all the drawings in there, or if she'll just send me to Guidance, as a result of all the drawings of people with weapons. Stabbing things. >_> Did I ever mention how much I hate gymnastics? Especially when my friend, who is in my group, insists on being a complete bitch? Actually, she's been acting very bitchy towards me lately, anyway. It seems the only things some people I used to get along with care about are home-renovating shows and Bryan Warren. Both of which, incidentally, suck. *ahem* Paranoia Agent, however, doesn't suck. Which is why I am going to download episode five, which has FINALLY been released by Anime-Kraze. *does as much*

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