Saturday, April 17, 2004

As some of you may or may not have noticed, I came online for the first time in nearly a week yesterday. Now, I was going to make an amazing, enthralling post about why I have been unable to come online (at all!T_T), but I ended up in a five-or-six-hour-long-chat with varying people. : / But Sara and I discussed phoenetics (to an extent), so it's all good. : ) *** Coming home from art class today, I noticed the ubelievable number of Trailer Park Boys adds, both inside the trains themselves, and on the walls of the station(s). Every stop had at least six of them. Six! There are a total of fifteen poster-adds at every station (well, around fifteen...)!! The rest were mostly adds for toothpaste and...LavaLife. Am I the only one who finds it kind of humerous that American TV does not allow the word "fuck" to go un-bleepified? : / Anyway, as some of you may be wondering why I have not been online for such a long period of time, I will answer your question with the following little tale... As I was returning from the movies on Monday (walking all alone >_>), the scenery appeared entirely normal. I strolled past the gas-station, with its fickle price/leter meter, that was in the middle of shifting substantially; I hummed a quiet tune of forgotten origin and title as I passed the townhouses where one of my friends lives, contemplating whether or not I should have stopped by; I said 'Hello' to the little kids at the playground, as I cut through the church parking lot. Yes, it was going normally, almost merrily. The sun was shining, and the grass was just begining to green--I could hear a robin churping now and then. It was finally above zero, at a healthy plus three degrees--a good day, weather-wise, if I tad windy. Yes, all was well... But then, all of a sudden, a horde of dirty cannibals popped out of a sewer grate! They just pushed the manhole cover up and filled the street. No one else (aside from myself and the cannibals) was around. So, not entirely understanding more than the bluntly obvious of the situation, I drew my trusty Neji keychain and pressed the "Turbo Inverter Defrost" button! : O I'd never used this feature before, but was anxious to find out its secrets. So, I pointed my housekey at the first cannibal, the one who appeared to be their leader. A ray of white light shot out of the end of my key, a-splodifying the man as soon as it came in contact with him. The other cannibals cowered in fear, and I told them to either run and never return or face the same horrendous fate as their leader. They ran away. (Don't ask me how I knew they were cannibals: sometimes you just know. u_u) I thought that the action was over and I could go home and make some posts on OB, set Shin on fire, the usual. But no! An alien space-cruiser chose that moment to land in the middle of the street. A little green man came out, wearing funny, but extravagant, clothing and beconed towards the ship. Now, before we go any further, let me tell you something about myself. I am a rational individual who knows when to break into maniacal laughter/step into an alien space-cruiser and when not to. Of course, I was dubious. But, they were all short, cute little people (more had come out by this time), and I had my Neji Keychain of Death, Doom, Destruction and Many Other Ominous/Violent Nouns. So, I stepped aboard... And, now, I am going to pull an Azu--AZZEDRY (Hah!! XP) and pretend I am going to, someday, make a Part Two. : ) But all that really happened*, I swear it.** Had a tuna sandwich on croissant for lunch today. It came from the Art Gallery. Talk about cool... Speaking of the Art Gallery: They have so many of Edward Gorey's books there!!! Eeeee!!! I know what I want for my next birthday.^__^ *** Excel Saga is truly an amazingly funny series, of which I must download the last six or seven episodes. You may wonder how I had time to watch it while fighting cannibals and cruising the stars, but I will get to that someday. Someday... I have had an idea for a very cool painting I would like to do in acrylic--because acrylic is just so cool. Maybe I'll make an outline sketch and scan it. But this thing would be rather large... Does any one know where to buy a six by four foot canvas for under $200?_ _U (The final painting, that is...if it were ever made.) *** A week offline has caused The Story to double in length. Something has actually happened! *shocked silence* I'm two hundred words or so away from the 40-page mark. Hu-zah. *Really. **You guys all ought to know how much my word's worth. Ahaha...!

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