Saturday, May 1, 2004

What the hell? (HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHOUJI-KUN!!!)

The above phrase is the single most conveniant, meaningful sentence on the planet. You know it's true. I mean, when everything is going wrong, and you don't know why, and a bunch of Orcs have just ransacked your kitchen, and a troupe of Sound Shinobi have kidnapped your best friend and roasted him/her over a spit, and your cat just coughed up a dead locus into your best party shoes, and your telephone dissolves in your hands, and you're stuck in a spandex body-suit, and the house next door just burnt down, you can dispell all sense of confusion and inferiority by simply uttering the words What the hell? Ahh, yes...that was hilarious, Sammie-chan. "Do you want a fish?" "What?" "Do you want to touch the fish?" "What?" "It's a girl fish." "What?" "I throw the fish at Daniel." "It lands by my foot and I step on it." "You die." "WHAT THE HECK?!" Ah, the joys of DM-ing. I had teriyaki chicken for lunch. It, like Pocky, is better than you. Well, as I have nothing else to post about, and I feel like elongating this as much as I can, I will proceed to write about my "Dream for the Future." *snort* *ahem* Every one, at some point, thinks about what they'd write a book about, and what they'd call it (much like with Shin's bands...*chuckle*). Lots of people write books, so it's not an impossible goal for me to strive for, however... I want to be a famous author. u_u But it's not like I'd go around signing things and doing interviews. NO! I want to live inside, in a nice condo, in a big city, with my computer (by big city, I mean Tokyo ^_^). Let me elaborate... My dream may seem innocent, and naive (it is naive, in truth, but hey--dreams, right?) enough, but let me tell you a secret... It is driven completely, and utterly, by SPITE. I want to prove that it is possible to get somewhere drawing silly cartoons and writing silly stories. I want to prove that French is obsolete. I want to learn five languages, none of them French. Japanese, Mandarin, Korean, Spanish and Greek. I want to write a couple of reasonably profitable books before breaking out a string of bestsellers, each with as much (if not more) meaning than the last! >:^O Then, once every critic has deemed me a Demigod of Writage, I will proceed to translate my own works into each of those five languages. I will never allow any of my work to be translated into French. HA! I will achieve half of this by the age of 25. >:^O I will then move to a condo in Tokyo. From there, I will write my first trilogy. It will become an instant classic. Then, just when all my readers are waiting for my next book, I will start working on something else... COMIC BOOKS. That's right. Comic books. (Neil Gaiman is a very cool dude.) (They will be written in English, left-to-right, of course.) I will spend as long as I see fit drawing silly cartoons, having fulfilled my dream of making a living off of silly stories. I'll live in Tokyo for eight years. Then, I'll move back to Toronto, and immediately be inspired to write a book entitled "Japanese For Fun.", about how one can get somewhere in life (and farther than most, I might add) drawing "silly cartoons". Only, they wont be silly cartoons any more: they'll be The Great Works of K. L. *last name omitted*. All through this, I will keep an active blog, detailing my "adventures." I will never become one of those snobbish adults who thinks any one under the age of 18 is stupid. >:^O I'll move back to Japan after another three years in Toronto, and make my friends and family come visit me as often as is possible. "Here's an autograph for your mom!"

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