Sunday, May 2, 2004

Another one for the Snugglepussies. O_o

Know what pisses me off? Stupid online ID's. I don't mean ones that are simply silly--Farto the Magic for example--and fun, but ones that just, well, suck. Online names that show know thought or respect for the online community they are part of. Basically, you have five types of crappy online name: 1) The number. This heading includes both names like, "1337" and "liloandstitch4e876348756348765." Not only are both of these unpractical, but irritating. How the hell is some one supposed to remember "4e876348756348765"? Names like this are often accompanied by typing like the following: omfg I lurvs u all!!! 111lolzorzorzorzorzorz1!1 kissie hugs sweetiepie im a cutieeeeeeeeeee 2) Then, you have the stupid-phrase names. These can include things like "ilovepoutine", "shinmaruisamanhoe", "ihatesocks" etc... None of them are really names, and none of them cause any one to pay you much mind. "Oh--another fucking newbie." 3) Another equally pissing-offing sort of online name is The Self-Statement/Empowerment. *cough*"empowerment"*cough* Examples include "vashs_number_wun_hoe", "gohansgurl", "trunksluvsme" etc... Who needs people like this? I mean, honestly...*rolls eyes* 4) The Symbol Identity. Does any one really want to see the following?: ~#$lurvingthelurv*$^%&, ~*imastar~*, $&%^wunnypoo&$&^%, ~#*PicklesAreSexy*#~ or anything else of the sort? These are not names, people! Unless you want to be known as "Asterix Colon Swirly Thing @ Symbol I'm A Hoe", avoid bestowing such crap on your person. Two words for ya: YOU SUCK. 5) We also have a trickier catagory: Smart-Stupid. : O Names include: -FishAreSquishy -IHaveNoPants -YouSuckDick -JesusLovesYouAll Capatilization, but incoherency and an overabundace of stupidity. Be afraid. O_o I guess some people just don't like...using...their brains...all that much... I have compiled a list of a few of my favourites: -mansons_lesbian_whore Everything about this name screams, "I AM A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH A HUGE CRUSH ON BRIAN WARREN AND I LIKE TO PRETEND TO BE ANGSTY AND I THINK I MIGHT BE INSECURE ABOUT MY SEXUALITY." And they probably type like that, too, minus the punctuation. -pieisgood Hah. What kind of a name is this? You can't talk to some one with this name! "Hey, pieisgood, what's up, pieisgood, you suck, pieisgood." It just. Doesn't. Work. You can't use a crappy, obvious sentence as a name! Come on, people! -Redneck Raper There has already been ample discussion about this one. Do they rape rednecks, or are they a redneck, themselves? O_o There are children on OB! -kirbyisapuffpuff What the hell? -iloverayhesmine Er. You know, if you spell it like this: Yluvrehesmine it almost sounds like some kind of drug. O.o" -f_ur_mama I'm sure you're gonna make lots of new friends. Lots... And, my personal favourite... -mutton_pie_rocks I don't know whether to be amused or ashamed that this came from one of my oldest friends. o.o"" Ah well, at least it has some personality...right? If you think any of the above may apply to you, seek help immediately. It is an almost sure sign that you are a dumbass. *** Hoi...can't wait to get those portraits online. Tee-hee.

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