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Saturday, March 20, 2004
funny funny
A GAY GOODBYE
One day in a hotel, Gojyo was looking for Hakkai and Goku. He saw them in a local restaurant, and when they went to a room, Gojyo followed them there. But, since Hakkai and Goku were walking so fast, Gojyo could not keep up (not that he’s out of shape). Anyways, when he got to the floor that Hakkai and Goku stopped at, he forgot which room he went in. but suddenly, he heard strange noises coming from room 415 (much like the noises he hears in bed). So he rushed in yelling: “HAKKAI! STOP HERRASING GOKU!” but instead of seeing what he thought he would see, he saw a man and a woman doing it. So he carefully closed the door, paying TOO MUCH attention to the woman. While he was walking to another room, he thought to him self: “man, that chick was hot”. Then he heard Hakkai and Goku’s voices from room 419: “come on! You can do it Goku!” Hakkai yelled out.
“No I cant! Its too big for me to handle!”Goku said trying to catch his breath.
“You can do it! Just shove it in!”Hakkai said with a really high-pitched voice.
That’s when Gojyo couldn’t take it any longer. He ran in with a jealous face*wink wink* saying: “QUIT WITH THAT GAY STUFF!HAKKAI!” that’s when he sees that Hakkai is encouraging Goku to eat a giant meat bun. Then Sanzo hears what Gojyo said and walks up behind him and yells with a gun pointed at Hakkai: “what!?Goku is cheating on me?!…I mean what the hell is going on?” with the gun still pointed at Hakkai. Gojyo looked at Sanzo and said: “ am I the only strait guy here?” every body answers: “yes. I mean no!!!”
Gojyo looks at Hakkai and says: “good bye my gay friend. Im going to find a guy.. I mean girl for my self”
THE END
Written by Son Goki and Sha Sango. The writers died because of mocking Sanzo. He shot them in the heart. A NOTE FROM SANZO: DON’T MESS WITH GAY MONKS! (We made that up too, but don’t you just wish it were true?)
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