Thursday, October 13, 2005

FOOD FIGHT!(In My Mind....
....FUCK!) It Was Fucking Crazy The Kids Wanted to Go Home after the Principal said that Rain was Flooding the School, But He Said" It Safer to Be In School" and they snapped. They Got Milk on My New Jacket! FUCKERS!!!! and Then They Through A Food Tray and Hit A Light Which FELL!!!!!! I was like HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! It was Fucking CRAZY!!!!!!!! I Went Home Early and I Was Thank Fucking God!!!!!!!! Jesus, What A Day!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

PSAT and Homecoming Parade in Same Day CRAZINESS!
First I Have The PSAT at 8:00 a.m., Then I Have The Homecoming Parade at 5:00PM or 5:30PM and hopefully I Won't Be Tired. This Looks Like A Job For Caffeine, Lots and Lots of Caffeine.(* Goes Ghost and Goes Through Wall to Steal Coca Cola From Wal Mart.)
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

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Monday, October 10, 2005

The Return of Superman.
I was in San Antonio this weekend and I bought "Superman: The Animated Series Vol.1" after looking for it like crazy. It's AWESOME!!!! My Brother got me a cell phone(Which I Can't Figure Out How Works Very Well, it's also an Old Type Phone Nothing Super Fancy.) and gave me some demos for the PS2 only two(DragonQuestVIII and Total Overdose). I haven't played them yet because i was watching Superman so much, I'm going to play them after this post. It turns out there is a Danny Phantom Game based on the Ultimate Enemy Movie for the GBA. Like Albert(ThisGuy) Said, "They Should Make One for the Systems." Oh Well. I got back at like 1:00 am Today and Now I'm Going to Play Games.

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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

   It Feels Good To Get A Rifle in The Hands.
Being Able to Hold A Rifle in My Hands is Great. Soon I'll Finally Be Able to Do What I Wanted to Do Last Year. SPIN THEM!!!!! Hopefully, I Don't Get Hit In The Face. So When I Start Learning to Spin Rifles Wish Me Luck, PLEASE!!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

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Tuesday, October 4, 2005

School is Hard
I had to Make A Poem and I Suck at Poems. But I Got to Put A Cool Background on It. I Missed Raiders Practice to Finish but the Crappy Part was I Missed a Chance to Touch A Rifle Again. Shit. I'm Going to Go Intangible to Go Into A Room and Screw With Their Minds to Make Me Feel Good. It Will Be Fun. (*Goes Ghost and Flys Away)
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
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