Sunday, September 18, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter (after coming home drunk): Oh, Lois thank God it's you! The last few houses I went to were very rude.

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

   Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy
Danny Phantom's Ultimate Enemy is Himself! Evil Danny is So Evil He Killed Himself! According to It, Evil Danny Had His Ghost Form Taken Out of His Human Form and Killed His Human Form And Fused With Vlad Masters Ghost Form To Become The Most Evil Ghost in The Future. IT'S AWESOME! WATCH DANNY PHANTOM: THE ULTIMATE ENEMY!!!!!!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?

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Friday, September 16, 2005

   Does Sarah Rodriguez Like Me?
The Title Says It All! She Looks At Me Either From Interest or Wondering If I'm Insane. Either Way I'll Take It.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Gym Teacher: Most of the time, the kids play out in the field, but if its raining or I'm hungover, they stay inside and play dodgeball.
Peter: Aw I love dodgeball, Heads up! (Throws ball at man)
Home Ec Teacher: This week in home ec, we're teaching your kids how to make bundt cakes.
Peter: Aw I love bundt cakes, Heads up! (Throws a bundt cake at man)
Band Teacher: The school band offers a variety of instruments from the kettle drum to the trombone.
Peter: Aw I love the trombone! (Man is bracing himself)
(Peter does a trombone solo)
(Applause)
Peter: Heads up! (Throws trombone at man)

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

MY LEGS!!!!!!
Every Muscle In My Body Feels Like SHIT!!!Especially My Legs. For The Love of God My Legs! Tomorrow is Going to Be Any Tougher This Looks Like A Job For The KAIO KEN X20! It Will Hurt Like Hell But It's My Only Option! I Need A Senzu Bean Now!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Aww This Hurts....
Today I Pushed Myself Even Further Than Yesterday. My Entire Body was Weak But I Went Anyway. If I Can Hold On A Little Longer I Should Be Able to Get A Little Bit Stronger and Respected For My Determination. I'm Going to Pass Out Now.(THUD!)
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

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Monday, September 12, 2005

Body Aches. Legs Feel Like Jelly.
Today, I Had Raiders Practice and My Body Wasn't Ready For It. I've Been Kinda Sick SO When We Practiced My Body Just Failed. My Entire Body Feels Like SHIT! It Hurts Just Typing This. I Think I Just Screwed Up My Body and I'm Going to Feel It In The Morning. Badly! Here is A Song For The Hell Of It.
Drowning Pool-"Step Up"From The Punisher Soundtrack
1, 2, 3 - Go!

Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

Aaaaah...

Suffering,
Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna fuckin' do.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

So if you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down...

And now you've crossed that line...
You must be out your mind.

Go.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked... down!


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