Monday, September 12, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: You gotta help me Brian. Teach me how to be a gentleman.
Brian: Well, Peter, it's not really that hard. Let's start with polite conversation. For example, It's a pleasure to see you again. Lovely weather we're having. Now you try.
Peter: It's a pleasure to see you again. After Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex. How's that?
Brian: Wow. Perfect. My work is done. But just for the heck of it, let's try it again.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

   Ass Kicking Time!
The Little Get together yesterday was AWESOME!!!We Played Super Smash, Soul Calibur 2, Ghost in the Shell, Goldeneye,Star Wars Episode 3, Star Wars Battlefront, Super Mario 64 DS, and Mario Kart Double Dash. We Had The 2 COOLEST Super Smash Bros. Melee Fights That I Have Ever Been Apart Of!!!!!!!!!And I Massacred Everybody With A Rocket Launcher in Ghost in the Shell Multiplayer. We Had The Most Awesome Time.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

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Saturday, September 10, 2005

High School Football and Game Time Today
I Ushered(Which is Telling People Not To Do Certain Stuff)at the Footbal Game Yesterday and I Was Pretty Ok. The Game Sucked Our Team Didn't Score Once Until The Last Few Minutes of The Game! The Other Team Scored 3 Times In The First 2 Quarters and The Another The Last Quarter. 6-28, THe Cougar Ate The Ram. Anyway Today Me and Some Buds Are Going to A Friends House to Play Video Games and Eat Food(I Don't Know Exactly What's There) This Going to Be Fun. Poor ThisGuy he might not go. He Bombed his Grades BAD! He Probably Won't Go. Too Bad. I'll Miss Him There. Good Luck Al.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: First I Tried Art(Goes to Peter Drawing A Naked Man)Do I Have to Draw The Penis?
Peter: Then I Tried Sculpting(Goes to Peter Sculpting A Naked Man) Do I Have To Sculpt The Penis?
Peter: And Conducting( Goes to Peter on Stand to Conduct Music in an Orchestra) Do I Have To Conduct With My Penis?
Peter: Then I Realized My Penis Belongs On The Stage.
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Thursday, September 8, 2005

Life, The Universe, and Everything Part 2
Life is Funny and Cruel. The Universe is Still Big, and Everything Else is Something Iwill Talk About. Love is one of those everything else thing that screws with you! Whether it's a Infatuation(A Silly Crush) or Actual Love, You Will Act Like A Retard Around Them Some Times. If You Act Weird All The Time They Won't Notice. Which is What is Happening to Me.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Meg: Mom, Dad--am I ugly?
Lois: Oh of course not sweetie!
Peter: Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Meg: Craig Hoffman.
Peter: Crai....Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly.
(Meg runs out crying)

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Life, The Universe, and Everything Part 1
Life Sucks, The Universe is Big and Everything Else is Cool(Except Retarded Gangsters and Idiots). There is a Saying I Like That Goes Like This, " If There Is A God The Idiots Shall Be Punished, Before They're Promoted." What It Means is The Important People Like The President, A Few Teachers, and The Principal are Idiots! The Idiots Must Be Punished Before They Are Promoted. Life, The Universe and Everything, The Answer to it is 42, and The Ultimate Question is, "What is 6 Times 7?" If You Ask Me Why It's From "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and "The Restraunt at The End of The Universe" Read The Stories of The Hitchhiker's Series and You Will Understand.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... (Throws Up)and a stomach virus ... (Falls Off Bar Stool)and an inner ear infection.

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005

   I'm A Raider Again!!!
Ah It's Good To Be Back! The Last Time I Was In Raiders I Went Berserk Because I Was Having A Very Sh*tty Day and The Retard Chris Antu was Being An Ass Because I Had Screwed Up Once! He Got What He Deserved! If You Don't Know What A Raider is in JROTC, There People Who Get To Spin Rifles In A Really Cool Way! But If You Screw Up Your Face Will Probably Be Hit By A Rifle! My Ok Friend Justin Galindo Accidentally Hit Himself in The Head and Was Unconscious For Five Whole Minutes! Like They Say "It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt, Then It's Hilarious!"
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