Sunday, April 16, 2006

   Easter Joke
Kids Are Stupid. One Day You Tell Your Kid About Him Having to Say Happy Easter at A Cookout. You Tell him Everday Happy Easter Billy. That's Al You Have To Say Happy Easter. At Breakfast, Lunch,Dinner,and The Way There. Happy Easter That's Alll You Gotta Say. Then He Goes Up And Says Merry Christmas And Fucks Up The Whole Thing!
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Monday, April 10, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Hey Fallon! Say goodnight you bum!(Peter Starts Beating Up Jimmy Fallon)
And this is for laughing during every comedy sketch you've ever been in! Who do you think you are, Carol Burnett? You think that she did it so it's alright for you? You haven't earned what she's earned!(Puts Him Down After A Nasty Beating) Alright, now where is the guy who slept with my daughter?!
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Saturday, April 8, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Lois: Come on Stewie, don't be afraid. It's just water, it's not gonna bite.
Stewie: Shut up! I know it's not going to bite, stupid! What a stupid thing to say. You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you!

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Wednesday, April 5, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quotes
Bob Barker: Alright now, let's start the bidding. Jennifer? How much do you bid on the dinette set?
Jennifer: Uh...$675 Bob.
Bob Barker: $675. Steven?
Steven: $780.
Bob Barker: $780. Tammy?
Tammy:What was the last bid?
Bob Barker:$780
Tammy: $781.
Steven(to Tammy): F**k you!

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Sunday, April 2, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

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Friday, March 31, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer?...Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!
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Monday, March 27, 2006

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit Face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa Zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus Peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..
Doctor: TSk, tsk..oh, that's terrible!

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

   Fun Samurai ChamplooGame
http://www.adultswim.com/games/samuraichamploo_breakfight/index.html
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Stewie (to a mother who was breastfeeding her child, after he swapped places with the kid): You call those cheap implants boobs? Those aren't boobs! They're lies!

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Friday, March 24, 2006

   The Saddest Day in My Entire Life.
Today We Are Going to Put My Grandma in The Cemetery. She Was A Sweet Lady Who Loved Her Family More Than Herself. She Made The Best Beans I Have Tasted Till This Day. I Will Miss Her. But Most Of All I Will Miss Her Warm Touch When I Kissed on The Cheek Good-Bye.
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