Tuesday, August 30, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote!
Brian: And remember that time you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia?
(Scene cuts to Peter in the movie theater and everyone is crying, except him.)
Peter: I got it! Thats the guy from "Big," uh--Tom Hanks! Funny guy Tom Hanks, everything he says is a stitch.
Tom Hanks' Character: I have aids.
(Peter laughs hysterically.)

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   The Crickets Need to Be Punished!
The Crickets are Everywhere and now they need to be balanced! The Punishing Will Begin Tomorrow!(Reloads Shotgun) Those That Do Evil(Or Are F-ing Annoying) Will Be Punished.
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Monday, August 29, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Girl: I can't take a credit card sir. I need real money.
Peter: Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I DONT THINK SO!!!!
(He breaks lemonade stand.)

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

   Awesome Day Yesterday!
Me and My Friends went to ThisGuy's House, Played Pool, Watched Flash Movies, and Played Video Games Like F-ing Crazy!!!!!!! Somehow My Friends Became Instantly Obsessed With Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee. We Fought Each Other in Other Games Like Timesplitters 2(If That's How You Spell It), Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Soul Caliber 2(If That's How You Spell That Too.)It Was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

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Friday, August 26, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

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Thursday, August 25, 2005

   The Start of My Daily Family Guy Quote!
Peter (In Asiatown): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy walks away)
Peter (to next Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan! (Asian guy again walks away)
Peter (to another Asian guy): Oh my God it's Jackie Chan!
Jackie Chan: Great to see I have a fan! Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Peter: No I'm not.
Jackie Chan to Chris: Oh my God it's Ethan Hawk!
Chris: Nope.
Jackie Chan to Meg: Oh my God it's Malcom in Middle!
Meg: Im not a boy!
Jackie Chan: Yes you are.

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   My Mind is Playing With Me!
For Some Reason My Mind is Making Me Like Someone Who I Will Not Mention Until I Really Know I Like Her(Don't Worry Guys I'ts Not Fatass Jennie!!!It Sicken's Me Thinking Someone Might Like Her! *Shivers*) But My Mind is Making Me Like a Girl That is in My JROTC Class and Lunch(And You Will Not Force Me To Tell Albert!). I used to have here in My 7th Grade English I Kinda Liked Her That Time too, but it was one of those things that stay in your mind for about a Week or Two. So I Will Not Tell My Friends Her Name Until I Know It's Not one of Those Crushes that last just alittle while. So. Read Yesterday's Post too. It's Very Deep In Me. It's Actually My Thoughts At The Moment of Typing It.
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Life is Kinda Hard.
Being Me a JROTC Cadet, Student, Brother, Cousin, Nephew, and Friend is the hardest thing in my life. Pressure From Most of Them , Except for Friend(Sort Of). It's Time's Like This That I Wish I Had Super Powers Like Super Strength, Super Speed, X-Ray Vision,(Don't Worry I Won't Use It For Peeking at Woman There Is Too Many Risks For That Kinda Thing, Like Guys Passing By Your Field of Vision and Old People. It's Scares Me Thinking About It.) Flight, and Heat Vision The Basic Superman Powers or Maybe Like Spidey's Powers, Super Strength, Super Agility, Super Flexibility, Webbing, Wall Climbing,Spider-Sense, And Great Speed(Not Like Supes Just Faster Than The Average Olympic Athlete) and Super Jumps.Spider-Man has Pulled off More Crazy Sh*t and Personal Problems than Superman has Ever Done. I just wish I could help people and myself, but I can't worry about myself when The People Who Are In Trouble Need A Hero. I would put my life on the line to save as many people as possible. I need to know that I did something with my life that I will be proud of. I Need At Least That.(And Maybe Someone to Share My Life with Through The Good,Bad, and The Ugly Situations of Life. I need a person to be there when I feel bad to comfort me and Someone there to be Happy for Me when i've done something Great, Powers or Not I need That one and only Someone.)
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Monday, August 22, 2005

Today's Post....
Today's Post is On My Back-Up Site Spider-Man. So If You Want to See It How I feel Today Go to My Back-Up Site.
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