Tuesday, December 13, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: Aww things were going so good for me and Stewie, but now he hates me again. Brian what should I do to win him back?
Brian: That depends. Do you want my advice or are you just asking random questions again?
Peter: What's a hypotenuse?

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Monday, December 12, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Security Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris: Thanks.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005

   The Series Finale of s-CRY-ed and The Death of Richard Pryor.
The Best Anime Since The Dragonball Series(To Me) had It's Series Finale on Adult Swim Last Night. It Had The Final Battle Between Kazuma and Ryuho to See Who The Strongest Really Is. They First Use There Altar Powers From The Beginning of The Show, Then The Altar Powers From Halfway Through The Series, Then Their Ultimate Altar Powers and Then End With A Tie. The Series Ends With 10 Years Later(I Guess) With Them Still Fighting to See Who Is Better. Beloved Black Comedian Richard Pryor Died of A Heart Attack on Sat. Morning, He Was 65 Years Old. He Was One Of The Funniest Comedians of All Time. He Will Be Missed Dearly. May He Rest in Peace.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Chris: Hey little dude, how about some ice cream?
Stewie: Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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Saturday, December 10, 2005

   BlackOut.
5 Cities Lost Power On Thursday Del Rio, Eagle Pass, Bracketville, Comstock, and Uvalde. It Sucked Ass, Luckly on Friday There was No School Due to the Power Outage. But No Tv and No Video Games Make A TV Loving, Gamer Go Nuts!!!!!!!I'm In Eagle Pass Right Now, So I Don't Even If My Power is Back On. It Probably is It Wouldn't Last This Long, Hopefully.
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   Daily Family Guy Quote
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
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Thursday, December 8, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking.
Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.
Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying.
Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

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Monday, December 5, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote.
Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
Camera man: Hey guys, we're still on in Boston.

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Friday, December 2, 2005

   Daily Family Guy Quote
Death: You can't tell anyone that I'm here. For if you do, the consequences could be dire.
Peter: Go on ...
Death: That's it.
[to Lois]
Death: God, what do you see in him?

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