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Sunday, May 16, 2004


   Van Helsing



I promised some people I would tell them about Van Helsing, so here I am.


It starts in 1887 when a scientist *I don't think he had a name* created Frankenstein with the support of Dracula *though it may not look like Dracula at the time*. The scientist is being hunted by hoards of men. One white haired man seems to be Dracula but he is not. Dracula suddenly turns on the scientist and sets him on the brink of death. Frankenstein is outraged and breaks free and saves the scientist. He breaks out of the lab and runs as fast as he can *very very slow* towards a windmill on a hill. He tries to escape but the angry men throw torches at the windmill and the scientist officially dies, but no one knows what happened to Frankenstein.

********One year later********

Van Helsing is wanted all over Europe for all the murders he commited of inocent people. Van walks through the town of Translavina in search of Dracula. He moves in the church where an ogre type monster attacks him. They move the battle from inside to the top of the church where Van kills the ogre and he is transformed back into a man. *In case you don't follow this, they were men transformed into monsters and when they are killed, the originate back to humans* To escape the people chasing him, he moves to Rome where he consults a priest on how to kill Dracula. He is lead to a secret passage where he meets a "monk" that creates weapons for Van. He accompanies him back to Translaviana where they meet Anna, a woman whose family was trying to kill Dracula for 400 years and failed. Van travels with her and the monk *who is really a fryer (he's a good guy)* to find and kill Dracula and his minions. But, Translavania is attacked by two large white bats, who can acutally turn themselves into humans at will. Van uses on of the fryers inventions to pierce the bats in their hearts, but they are already dead, so they cry and leave to their castle. Frankenstein shows up *I forget how -_-;* and they take carriagest to the castle. But, Anna's older brother, Falcon, was bitten by a werewolf and attacks the carriage. Frankenstein begs the fryer to unlock him so he can help and he does, so he is not evil. Van is barely saved *the wheel of the carriage was only a few inches from his (censored). They *safely* make it to Dracula's castle where the baby's of Dracula and the two bat/humans lay. Van picks at the gooey sacks and a baby bat flys at the screen *I clutched onto Mike DiPietro for dear life at that part* Van kills one and they all die but more are soon to be hatched, but I'll skip over that part cause it's the same. One dies, they all die.


I'll leave you in suspence on what happens cause I gotta go to the mall and shop for a new bathing suit. Post your guesses on what will happen next. ^___________________^



Oh. I think I like a new guy. Damn.


you know you love me
Pippster
but you can call me Van Helsing...

just kidding

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