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Thursday, November 11, 2004


Darcia, Why Do I Love You?
1. With your mask and headress, you remind me of Robert Smith, my favorite goth-boy.

2. At heart, you are a lover trying to reclaim what you've lost. You'd condemn everyone to Hell to be with the one you love.

3. You're a total psycho, but even so, you're tall, dark, and handsome. It's easy to see why Cher has a crush on you based on superficial values alone.

4. Again, there's the whole aristocrat angle working for you. Any good-looking man with minions automatically warrants consideration.

5. You've suffered the pain of living on the margin; half wolf, half human, you seem monstrous to both and are accepted by none. I can identify with the loneliness of such a position.

6. Though you may be motivated by finer feelings, such as undying love, your feelings verge on obsession. You're a total pervert, keeping your soulless lover lying around on a couch in your reception hall, totally in the buff. There's definitely something kinky going on here...

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