Sunday, January 27, 2008

   Lawlz, new theme, lawlz...
Yea, I gave myself a new theme... and I think I like this one better then my old one. xDD Okay, It wasn't really old but still... it was outdated... on my terms. xDD

So newayz... thanks to everyone who commented on my fanart!! ^-^ I enjoyed reading all 7 of them. Thats a new record for me! xD
I decided that I'm going to start taking requests, but they have to be of an animanga i'm familiar with. (E.G. Inuyasha, FMA, anything in my profile above.) So, yeah, tell me if you want something! =D

As I promised, I got the list typed up, so here it is!

101 ways to kill people

1. Push them off a cliff.
2. Set them ablaze in flames.
3. Strangle them.
4. Drown them.
5. Put a burlap sack over their head to suffocate them.
6. Shoot them with a pistol.
7. Stab them in the heart.
8. Shoot them with a bazooka. ;)
9. Bomb them!
10. Put rat poisoning in their food.
11. Push them into the path of a tornado.
12. Stab them with a coat hanger.
13. Hang them with a rope.
14. Stab them with scissors.
15. “Accidentally” cut their bungee cord when bungee jumping ;)
16. Chop their head off with a meat cleaver.
17. Clip his/her break wires (on car) so they wreck.
18. Put super glue on the steering wheel so it sticks.
19. Throw rocks at their head.
20. Pop car tires, including any spares.
21. Stick crayons in mouth and nose holes, taking away all oxygen inhalation.
22. Lock him/her in a freezer with NO food.
23. Put them in a gas chamber full of poison gases.
24. Stab to death with a pencil.
25. Beat him/her to death with a stick.
26. Drop them off in a desert and leave them there.
27. Take them to the woods, leave, and then go hunting for them ;) (You don’t even need tags! –Kerri)
28. Smash their head in with a printer.
29. Electrocute them.
30. Tie them up, and put them on the railroad tracks.
31. Stuff ‘em in a meat grinder! xDD
32. Get their heads stuck in elevator doors.
33. Run them over.
34. Give them food poisoning.
35. Stretch them in half.
36. Drop a fish tank on their head.
37. Shove them into the Nile River during Piranha breeding season ;)
38. Sick my Chihuahuas on ‘em!
39. Put them in a room full of snakes.
40. Put them in a room full of spiders.
41. Throw them on spike strips. oO’ (Courtesy of Josh for this one.)
42. Push them off the top of the Empire State Building. ;) (A roof would work too.)
43. Beat them with a garden hoe.
44. Slowly roast their body parts in a waffle skillet. (I think this is one of my favorites!)
45. Poke them to death with an umbrella. (Open it if you need to!)
46. Punch them to death.
47. Kick them to death.
48. Smash their head against something.
49. Shove their nose into their brain.
50. Push them into a trailer full of scrap metal. (Me: Ow… that sounds like it hurts…)
51. Throw a globe at their head.
52. Throw a clock at their head.
53. Chew their head off. (Me: Ew…)
54. Suck their blood out. (Courtesy of Twilight for this idea! xD)
55. Pour HOT wax on their body.
56. Shoot them with a nail gun! xDD
57. Put scorpions in their bathtub.
58. Beat them with book and nails.
59. Lock them in a locker ‘till they die.
60. Shove them into a giant snow globe. Yes, snow globe.
61. Pierce ever inch of their body. (Even under the skin.) (Courtesy of PJ for this one.)
62. Put an unnecessary amount of drugs in their food.
63. Stuff them in a washing machine or a dryer if it hurts worse. ;)
64. Push them into a volcano.
65. Beat them to death with a street sign.
66. Give them sleeping pills, and then lay them on a busy interstate highway. ;)
67. Morally degrade them until they kill themselves.
68. Beat them to death with a frozen fish.
69. Push them into a tank with: sharks with “lasers” attached to their heads. (Courtesy of Austin Powers-actually, Dr. Evil)
70. Push them into a pool of acid.
71. Push someone so far underwater, and then let them go, that they explode when they return to the surface. (*Submarine sold separately*)
72. “Accidentally” push them into a blazing bonfire.
73. Put them in a deadly tiger cage.
74. Lock them in a hyena cage.
75. Shove a tomato down their throat.
76. Poke their eyes out with a stick.
77. Put them in a jail cell with 8 angry murderers.
78. Blow their eardrums out and then cut off all their senses.
79. Pull their heart out with a spoon.
80. Stab their brains out with a grapefruit spoon.
81. Spork them to death.
82. Leave them in hungry bear infested woods.
83. Let them be taken over by parasites.
84. Drop them in a tank of leeches.
85. Beat them to death with a telephone.
86. “Accidentally” screw up a magic trick.
87. Tattoo them to death.
88. Give them ink poisoning.
89. Throw them out a window.
90. Throw them from a 60-story window.
91. Run over them with airplanes.
92. Have someone strong throw them on top of moving helicopter blades. ;)
93. Blow their brains out with some kind of gun.
94. Get demon birds to peck them to death.
95. Let a serial killer loose.
96. Pump them full of gasoline or liquid metal.
97. Run them over with a tractor.
98. Give them thousands of paper cuts ‘till they bleed to death.
99. Push their faces into a hobo’s armpit. xDDD
100. Let a cat claw their internals out.
101. If all else fails, while they are in the hospital, unplug their medication, oxygen providers, and heart monitor.


Look for the sequel: MORE ways to kill people!
Lawlz... you can tell we were bored, can't ya? xDD


Yeah, there's not much going on around here. I have so much to do... I got a sketch I need to finish, I have to write 2 poems for english, I have a 300 word essay and drawing to do for science... -_-' But i'm procrastinating all weekend. xP Teachers can kiss my ass. (Excuse the fluent french... xD)

Thats about it. This'll probably be the last time I talk to any of you for the next two weeks. I'm going back to my dad's tonight, and next weekend is the first of the month, so I'll be with my dad.

Today is my bf's birthday, and he's kinda mad that we don't get to talk on the phone anymore... so please visit him and wish him a happy birthday! Maybe that'll cheer him up... *shrugs* I hope so.


I'll talk to y'all later! Byezez! ;)




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