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Friday, January 25, 2008
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well, im feeling kinda crappy... not physically.. but mentally... my parents are acting strange and wont tell me why. im kinda worried cuz my dad went through all my private stuff and im wondering if he found something he shouldn't have... if he did im in DEEP sh*t... but yeah... i'll tell you all what it is tomorrow. if they tell me that is.
and yeah, my background IS a dude with his face burned off... i got it off of some website that shows misterious deaths... lol... it's to embrace my new look on life and to show that im kinda emo at the moment... so yeah...
anyways, as you can see above in my profile i took a quiz and apperantly i have a 73% chance of surviving a zombie attack/apocalypse. well, i find that a pretty high percentage for someone like me xD im almost WAITING for zombies to come... i would definatly PWN some zombies with my gunz/macheti (or however the hell you spell it) man i'd kill they ass if they came near me!! O_0 lmao xD im crazy with weapons to tell you the truth!!
wellz, i suppose thats about it, i have to work tomorrow soooo... yeah -_- lol
ttyl homehs!
~amp
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
 Yahh!
Lol i'm really really tired today for some odd reason... my dad goofed up rather badly and woke me up at 7:10 this morning and my bus normally comes around oh... 7:15, 7:20... sooo he had to take me and my friend to school xD i didnt get any breakfast either so im cranky <.< lol.
yeah, my birthday was alright xD i couldda spent more time with meh luver but noooooo ... she was in ISS D: lol, oh wellz xD she got out on "GOOD BEHAVIOR" *snort* My ass xD she's the last person that i'd think would get out of ISS (in school suspension) on good behvior xD lol *cowers in corner* sorry yoru i didnt mean it .__.
So yeah, nothing much else to say really... im supposed to be working on an interview with my 'partner' ... *looks over at him* -_- hopeless guitar freak... xD lol. it's due today and i still dont even know his name xDDD LMAO!
Well, thats about it i guess, i have a MAJOR headache and i feel kinda woozy T.T so im just gunna sleep now and then go to lunch xD soooo...
Ttyl homehs!
~amp
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
 Eh ^-^
Thanks alot for caring you guys, i appriciate it since my parents (mostly my father) dont give a flip what i think anymore. And my birthday was alright i suppose. i dont get a cake or anything till the weekend so i have nothing much to look forward to lol
oh i applied for job at... *drum roll* HOME DEPOT!! lol xD
well Heath Ledger is dead T.T
i heard it this morning while eating my hot malt-o-meal xD and i sware i almost cried TT_TT bah! I loved him in "the patriot" its one of my FAVE movies and now i know he's dead it makes me kinda sad.
MOVING ON!
HERES SOME FUNNY JOKES!!!!
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
THIS ONE"S FOR YOU YORU!!
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
thats bout it i suppose
ttyl!
~AMP
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
eh o-0
MY BABY!!!!!!!
well another year... another waste x3 well at least i think so! i havent done anything interesting at all and i suck in general so no reason to celebrate o-0 xD
nah, anyways, its been kool. 4th period is pretty boring o-0 nothing much to do so im just randomly posting xD my friend keeps texting me so i have to be slick <.< xD
eh thats about it!!
ttyl
^-^
~Amp
Buh Bye ^_^ |
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Monday, January 21, 2008
 Bah ._.
MY BABY!!!!!!!
birthday tomorrow ._.
new waffle theme...
yes it's to annoy you yoru xD
ttyl
^-^
~Amp
Buh Bye ^_^ |
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Friday, January 18, 2008
HAZZAH!
yay im not gonna be alone on the 5 1/2 hour drive to oklahoma this evening! *mega-hugs yoru* =^_^= she finally asked xDDD *jumps happily*
ok, i did pretty good on my news story thing ^-^ we have to go over everyones story today xD im gonna look like some kinda dork o-0 LOL
hmm... teacher is talkin bout judging people o-0 LOL, this is media tech! not... what ever subject talks about judging ppl xD
hmm, guess thats about it, we're watching the news shows XDDDD thats HILAREOUS!!
~~After Watching My Story~~
gawd i never noticed that i talked so fast o-0 it's like... blahblahblahblah!!!! xD thats soooo funny!!! lmao... wellllllll thats it now xD
3day weekend!! 8D
~AMP
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
betta ^-^
mmk i feel lots better now lol, incase some of you were wondering!
well, this weekend im supposed to be going to Oklahoma again to visit my grandma cuz she's still trying to cope with my grandpa's death, plus she's been pretty sick and we just wanna go and help her out some ^-^ cuz im sweet like that! lol yeah right xD
also im SUPPOSED to be bring my bestest friend ~yeah thats you yoru xD~ with me! if she'll hurry and ask her mom!! *glare* get with the program gurl!!!
well, im super bored and im fixing to read my news story to the school ^^; who's nervous?! im not O_O'''
oh! todays my dads birthday <.< he's *whispers* 59!! *end whispers* lol he's so old xD which makes ME feel young ^-^; lol me and my broter are getting him some coffee xD he loooooves him some coffee :3 lol *cough* OLD *cough*
eh, im gonna go now xD needa practice o_o neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed practice practice practice!! lol im not ready xD o well... wish me LUCK!! ^_~
^_~
~amp
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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so... hungry T^T ..... skool.... sucks.... *dies* x-x
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
IRONY!!!
Ok listen to this. (not you yoru xD) Ok me and my friend made the food finally on sat. and sun. nights. Sat. night we made the curry and the stir fry ok? those were alright xD (as read in my last post lol) weeeeeeeeeeeeellll apperantly the stir fry didnt set too well with my stomach xD i got sick yesturday ._. REALLY sick xD lol. looks like im not so great a cook after all!! oh well, nonetheless it was a pretty good experiance and i plan on making them again in the future... AND not getting sick from it this time xDDD
~~Amp
PS- heres my news story for Intro Media Tech class xD
Hello, I’m Olivia ------- and this is LHS news.
Today’s top story is the much awaited, Projekt: Revolution tour.
After releasing their eagerly-awaited album Minutes to Midnight, Linkin Park will hit the road to perform all across America in their cutting edge concert program, Projekt: Revolution.
The featured Main Stage will hold Linkin Park as they rock out during the tour August 4th in Dallas. The band has been doing well the past few years, CD releases and new hit singles have skyrocketed the team to the tops of most music lists. When billboard.com put out its last year-end awards, Linkin Park, and some songs, placed high in these 3 categories:
Modern Rock Artists- Linkin Park at #1
Top 200 Artists- Linkin Park at #9
Best Mainstream Rock Songs- "What I’ve Done" at #5, and "Bleed It Out" at #15
It seems that Linkin Park is rather famous in this technical music world. We see that the band is popular, and I personally hope to see them in the polls even higher up in the future. Remember, this is Olivia -------, LHS news.
lol tell me what you think xD
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
^-^;
mmk i got to make all my food xD yoru can tell you that it turned out alright =D were all alive!! lol we made the Curry which turned out AMAZING and the Stir Fry was a little... eh xD and the Rice Balls we made tonight, it was fun to make lol. well, school tomorro, gotta study fer some stuff ^^; ttyl!!!!
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