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Wednesday, February 6, 2008


Here are 3 great things about the zombie apocalypse:

1. Population. It’s a cruel fact that the Earth is overpopulated. People die from starvation and regular disease everyday. When the big zombie jamboree happens, there will be a lot less human beings on the Earth. That means more to go around. If you have been preparing, things like power plants going offline and the lack of supermarkets will not be a problem. The air will be cleaner, the roads not so crowded (maybe with bones and abandoned cars) and no lines at theme parks (which you should probably hit up before all the power everywhere fails).
2. Life. Life will mean something. We live in a decadent society, where the only thing most of us have to fear is if we are going to be stuck in traffic or not. If and when zombitis (last one, I promise) hits, you will have to live every day of your life appreciating what you have. We won’t be sheep anymore. We will be forced to be wolves to survive. And let’s face it, earning our right to live everyday isn’t such a bad thing.
3. Freedom. With the general breakdown of society comes a bit more freedom. I’m not talking about looting and rioting (although that is bound to happen). I’m talking about living the kind of life you want and not having to worry about what society or the government says about it. There won’t be one to judge you. Yes, you have to worry about becoming a zombie, but if you are prepared then the threat should be minimal.




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I have to give credit to ima loser baby for making that top banner for me ^-^ Yay she combined them all nice and neat. Thanx again ima loser baby.

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