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Wednesday, July 25, 2007


Role Models, My Ass!
With the recent rash of celebrity stupidity, I had to chime in on this one.
It seems I completely misjudged today's hottest stars. I could easily dismiss them as being just plain stupid, maybe even moderately retarded. But the latest little tart to go on a DUI rampage leaves me thinking that I've grossly mislabeled these divas of drunkery.

Seeing Paris carted off to jail in tears screaming for her mommy left a warm feeling in me that could only be compared to a deep sense o' satisfaction.
But seeing the incorrigible Lindsey Lohan get snagged chasing someone's mother down in a drunken rage while posing as an unwilling coke mule (allegedly)verifies my whole take on these skanks.
I'll sum it up in this simple equation:
Money + boredom + cars that you shouldn't own x booze = sheer and utter jack assery.

When you're young and famous because of what you get paid to try and do (work, Paris & act, Lindsey). You should figure that if you do bad things enough times, you will get caught.
C'mon, how many of us were caught by our parents sneaking out of the house? What about coming home smelling like booze and cigarettes thinking, "I'll just tell my parents that my friend's cousin was smoking and drinking and then blew smoke on me and puked on my shoes"? Yah, that one's gonna go over like finding a turd in a punch bowl.

The point of this little rant is that no matter who you are or who you think you are, you're going to pay for all the stupid crap you pull.
Regardless of what you may think, you are going to fall and fall hard. Guaranteed, someone will be there to catch it all on film. How else do you think these video blog sites do so well.
Because someone's friend had a camera on their phone and captured the whole thing.
That just goes to show you that if you light yourself on fire, people will come to watch you burn.

Good luck, America. Enjoy the crap you created and gave wings to. No doubt they'll be crashing into a TV near you.


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Grif

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