Wednesday, September 26, 2007

You Can't Triple Stamp a Double Stamp!

Introduction Hidey-ho, neighbors. Well since the onset of the new format, I’ve been trying to come up with new and irritating…I mean, innovative ways to entertain. Hence, all the yucks and gags. In doing this, I’ve really had forgotten about my writing. A shame really as I quite enjoy it. So, I decided to start working at the writing and added two more chapters to my epic story, “What Dreams May Come”. I’m not ready to wrap it up yet but rest assured it will conclude soon. I realize why it’s taking me so long to finish it; I’m sad to see it end. I already know how I want it to end, I just don’t want it to. But as you all know, all good things must come to an end. Que Sera, Sera! Look for more of it along with its conclusion in the coming weeks ahead. Anime Law of the Day Anime Law #45: Law of Probable Attire Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. First Collarly: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Second Collarly: Whenever there is a headwind, a male character’s will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him. The Vad Bag All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store...with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store. I bought a self-learning cd to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the cd had a scratch. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. Features This one goes out to Elves ate my Ramen, affectionately known to me as Lady Ramen-chan. She made a comment about diggin’ Inu Yasha, so here ya go, darlin’! The artist is Senra from DA. I find a lot of incredible artists on this site often, as I am a member of it as well. You can check her works out @ senra.deviantart.com. Parting Shots I’ve been immersing myself in Final Fantasy XII lately. I’ve had the game since December but hadn’t even opened the plastic wrapping ‘til about a month ago. Some may say I’m crazy, others may be amazed at my self-control. Me? I knew that once I started it, was going to be buried in it. I was right…Zealot missed me. That is until she…wait, there’s younguns about. Let’s just say she a smokin’ hot woman and I’m a weak man with needs. Nighty night, kiddies……..Gigiddy!!! Later, Grif

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