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Thursday, May 18, 2006


Relocation Blues
Gahhh! So many boxes, so little time.
You really don't realize just how much crap you have until you move. I mean, it's quite remarkable the amount of junk two people can collect in just five years of marriage. Now the task of finding a place and use for it all comes into full view.
My kingdom for a closet with infinate space.
I don't have any kind of window coverings on any of my windows. So, I'm trying real hard not to cruise around in my boxers. Remember kids, modesty's first rule: Don't display the goods if you're not in business. So, being the crafty guy that I think I am, I now have christmas wrapping paper covering my bedroom windows. I wake up every morning to little "Nutcracker" dolls plastered on my windows and staring at me. A most uncomfortable feeling indeed.
My wood blinds should be coming in about another week.
I've also been going through TV withdrawals. The dish guys are coming on Friday along with my new sofa, loveseat and chair. Yah, that's right, I don't have anywhere to sit but at my dining table.
But, my gosh, I gots to have my TV. I'm starting to suffer from detox tremours at the mere sight of the empty screen. And the remote, oh how it beckons me even now to press the power button. The big red pleasure filled button. The jolly candy-like red button. Damn you TV, you have rendered me weak.
At least it's only a day away.
Sorry no poetry for today. I just had to share my woes with you.
Grifter, out.

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