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myOtaku.com: guineapig girl


Tuesday, August 24, 2004

   Bird or bomb?
Hi people. Just so we get to know each other better, I wanted to tell you about the true DRAMATIC ESCAPE I had last summer.

(It is a lovely sunny day in my back garden. I am planting and gardening near the lattice fence. Nothing unusual is happening.)

Me: Tum tee tum, I wonder if anything exciting is going to happen today?

(I speak too soon. There is suddenly a calamity in the air above. And SOMETHING drops down right next to me.)

Me: (running away screaming) AAAAAHHHHH! ITS A BOMB! Helphelphelp!

(I go back bravely to investigate.)

Hhmmm. Ok, it is not a bomb.

BOMB: Cheeep, cheep!

Me: It's a bird. (LAUGHS IN EMBARRASSMENT.) I knew that.

(Night falls over garden. I put the "bomb" in my rabbit's run. Poor rabbit is wondering why he cannot come outside.)

Me (to rabbit) Sorry, old boy, there's an injured bird on the case.

(Next morning)

Me ; The bird is well again and has flown south, dear reader, for the winter. May his feathers never drop out.

(This was a true story, though my reactions to the "bomb" were a little exaggerated - though for one second, I really did think it was a bomb! Hope you liked my DRAMATIC ESCAPE from near-death and please come back and visit any time.) ps could u sign my guestbook and tell me what you think
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