Wednesday, May 23, 2007

   I'm Back!!!!
This is the sequel to Locked in Abercrombie. I¡¯m not really sure how long it will be or where I¡¯m gonna go with it yet but I do know that some of the characters from the Abercrombie story will be returning. The hardest part is thinking up a character that will take Kay¡¯s place. I hope u enjoy!!! ^_^

On the Road to Disney World
me- There are some scary ass drivers out there today.
Mel- No kidding¡¦I mean look at that lady over there.
both of us- ::look to see a lady painting her nails while driving::
me- 0_0
Mel- ::jams out to Relient K::
lady painting nails- ::serves and runs into a cardboard cutout of the king::
me- ::shiver:: Every time I see that evil looking king from Burger King I think of that horrible time in¡¦¡¦.
Mel- Abercrombie????
me- Don¡¯t say that name.
Mel- That happened awhile ago¡¦plus u said a huge hole swallowed up the king so we have nothing to worry about.
me- Mel seriously why would there be a freaking cardboard cutout of the king be on an interstate. He¡¯s back and looking for revenge.
Mel- Don¡¯t scare me like that. We¡¯re suppose to be going to the happiest place in the world and you¡¯re talking about some gay plastic king wanting revenge.
me- Look there¡¯s the big power line pole in the shape of Mickey!!! We must be getting close.
Mel- Yay!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^


3 Hours Later

Mel- I can¡¯t believe it took us 3 hours to get a parking spot and get in this place!!!!!! ::pulls hair out::
BEEP BEEP BEEP
me- Awww I¡¯m sorry little Tamagotchi¡¦I totally forgot to feed u.
Tamagotchi- Yeah well beep u!!!
me-O_O
Tamagotchi- It¡¯s too late for u biotch!!! I¡¯m dying because u suck at life!!!! ::cough hack hack cough. Beep u!!
me- Omg I¡¯m soooooooooooo sorry. I love u Tama!!!
Tamagotchi- X_X
me- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mel- Your Tamagotchi has a dirty mouth.
me- Seriously.
::rides shut down and the park suddenly gets dark::
me- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not again!!!!! ::falls to the ground crying::
Mel- Whooooo¡¦we¡¯re stuck in Disney for the night!!!!
me- Oh you¡¯re happy now but trust me things will start to get weird.
Mel- Someone¡¯s paranoid. Nothing bad ever happens at Disney. It¡¯s the happiest place in the world!!!!!!!!!!!
me- Would u stop saying that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Kevin Federline walks in::
me- Oh god¡¦it¡¯s starting.
K Fed- Yo ya¡¯ll wanna hear me rap?
Mel and me- NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
K Fed- Fo shizzle my nizzle Ima white kizzle rapping in da dizzle in fo florizzle.
Mel- WTF????
Me-Ga¡¦make it stop.
Brittany Spears walks in
Brittany- Kevin..you¡¯re the reason I¡¯m in rehab and bald. You can¡¯t rap so don¡¯t even try.
K Fed- Yo yo yo git jiggy wit it.
Brittany- That¡¯s it!!! You¡¯re going to ¡°Sucky Rappers Rehab.¡± That¡¯s where Flava Flav and Sir Mix A Lot live.
Flava Flav- FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Mix A Lot- I like big butts and I cannot lie¡¦
K Fed- Dude this is totally awesome. Good bye my loyal fans!!!!
Fans- ::throw nasty vegetables at K Fed::
K Ked- Booo you whores!!!!!!!!


Moments Later¡¦..

Mel- Are¡¦are¡¦are they gone?
Me- I think so.
Mel- ^_^ Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look it¡¯s the It¡¯s a Small World Ride!!!! Let¡¯s go on it.
Me- Alone??? That ride is cheerful in the daytime but at night I don¡¯t think so.
Mel- What could happen?
Me- There¡¯s like a million hiding places in there. God only knows who can pop up.
Mel- ::drags me by the arm:: Lets go!!!!

The Ride Starts and Mechanical Children Start Singing¡¦.

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
there¡¯s so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

CHORUS:
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world

(chorus)



Mel- See this isn¡¯t so bad.
Me- I guess you¡¯re right¡¦it¡¯s actually kinda peaceful.
Gay Sounding Voice Coming From Behind- HeEeEeEeEeY!!!!!!!!!!!
Mel- OMG!!!!
Me- Oh snap it¡¯s Clay Aiken. I hate u and American Idol.
Clay Aiken- Don¡¯t hate me because I¡¯m beautiful.
Mel- And gay¡¦
Clay Aiken- I¡¯m not gay I¡¯m just very feminine.
Me- Uh yeah¡¦keep telling your self that.

Suddenly the Lights Go Out and There¡¯s a Shrilling Scream



What will happen to Mel and moi? Most importantly why would such an evil act happen on the bestest ride in the whole wide world? Find out in the next part of Locked in Disney.


And now for some lovely pictures taken from the actual It's a Small World Ride. My friend Kim and I rode that ride like 10,000 times and seriously took like 80 pictures combined lol. Crazyness.














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