Birthday 1993-01-19 Gender
Female Location Metru Nui. (Just kidding) Member Since 2007-02-16 Occupation Student, Bionicle fan, Naruto fan Real Name Alta. Yeah, like I'd give you my name.
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Achievements I dunno. Anime Fan Since 2006. Yeah, not for very long. Favorite Anime Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Blood+, Romeo x Juliet, Death Note, Final Fantasy, .hack//SIGN and Azumanga Daioh! Goals Become the ultimate Bionicle fan? Win Kakashi's heart? I dunno. Hobbies Reading, playing with my adorable puppies, playing video games, watching TV, playing on computer Talents I dunno.
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Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
A major post, the last for a few days
"Blowing up squirrels sure is fun, eh!" - Rock Lee, Naruto the Abridged Series
Yes, this'll be the last post in whilr, because, starting tommorow afternoon, I'm going to Sunday camp, hosted by the church. From what I heard from the paper, and a couple of people who's kids have gone, it's supposed to be a very fun experince, where we can worship the name of the Lord. So, I expect to be having a good time for the next five days. ^_^
Kirby came over today (yay!), and the first thing I did was give her back her Clash of Ninja 2 game (she was really happy ^_^). Then she showed me the pictures she drew in her journal (VERY nice. :D). We mostly afterward watched vids on YouTube, from Naruto the Abridged Series, to Naruto Nippon, Naruto character Disney songs, and Anime Christian AMVs.
Also, these past three days, I have been playing hard on Naruto Arena, and have been promoted to Special Jounin after only 9 days of joining. :P
So, yeah, I'm proud. After I come back, I'm going to try to work really hard to gain Kakashi as a playable character and be promoted to Jounin...hopefully. :P
Sooooo cute! You must admit it, a young, sweet smiling Kakashi is soooooo cute! :3
And I'm not going to put the next episode of Naruto Nippon on today; I'll do that after I come back. But I do have several vids I want to put up, so please take your time and enjoy.
This first one is critic Roger Ebert, talking about Grave of Fireflies and anime and general. This was a couple of years before the live-action version was released, but these are rather postive points here, and I think any good, loyal anime fan should see this at least once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3AAIWyak94
These next three AMVs are Christian ones that Kirby and I found, and we found these to be incredible; I had wanted songs like these, and anime Naruto based, so when I saw these three, I was incredibly excited and loved these instantly. Even my parents seem to like them, so that makes me even MORE happy! ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bo9Qw4PBA
Awesome God - Naruto/Inuyasha AMV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvjxEFjAPpo
"Shine" Naruto version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgI2LunPQUI
Naruto-My Deliverer
And so, this will be the last you will hear of me for 5-6 days...please pray for my and my brother's saftey, and that we me have a great time, blessing the name of the Lord! ^_^
Soooooooo late, and soooooooo sorry!
"Unlike most Robin Hoods, I actually have an English accent!" - Robin of Loxley, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Yeah, sorry for posting so late, but we had a really busy day in town, shopping... ^_^;
We also bought the movie Men in Tights, which would explain the quote. :P
So funny... XD
And the BZPower forums have upgraded; we're still getting used with them, but so far, THEY ROCK!!! ^_^
Anyway, you've probably noticed that I added music, right?! :D
Of course you didn't.
I got 60 songs on that list, each from Naruto, Kingdom Hearts I and II, The Legend of Zelda games, and several others...
Please listen to them and enjoy! ^_^
And now... *drumroll sounds*
A special Naruto Nippon episode, with Romi Paku
joining as a special guest, not as a monthly personality...
Anyway, in case you didn't know already, there's a cute, VERY interesting surprise at the end of the episode (which is the second part of the vid, of course. :P)
Please watch, enjoy, and be amazed by how these two great actresses act with each other! XD
4th OF JULY!!!
Today is the 4th of July, where we as Americans celebrate the day the Declaration of Independence was signed, and we eventually became an independent nation--and guess what? We still are! :P
Anyways, here's a funny joke for you guys:
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Diamond asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "I'd say, 'Here's an orange.'"
The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student pondered for a moment, then said, "OK, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, clams, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze, and otherwise eat the same, or give the same away with or without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding.'"
The professor beamed.
^_^
I love jokes like that...
Anyway, it seems we may not go to see the fireworks (AGAIN, this year), but it's okay.
I've mostly played with Lucy, looked on Wikipedia, chatted with Kirby on the phone, and played on Naruto Arena. Yeeeeeeeah. If anyone wants to challenge me, I'm Hahligirl56, so there. ^_^
And now Naruto Nippon episode 8, the final one with Kakashi monthly personality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AL-tIGed80
Maaaaan...I love the way Junko screamed at the beginning. XD
"RAAR! YAARRRG!! HELLO!!! Kyu Kyu!"
Then the final Inoue/Kakasi excuse... :P
"Aa~ This is really bad...A wolf asked me for directions while I was on my way here.
'Do you know where Little Red Riding Hood's house is?' I got confused and assaulted him. So I was late." XD
I love his excuses, lame as they are. They provide a comedy aura in the series--and this particular radio show. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sN2qtpAtig
Hee hee...I loved the warning as well. XD
Inoue~ "Shou-chan (the actor who plays Shikamaru). Be careful...of Takeuchi, If you let your guard down, you'll be run to the ground."
And then...at the very, VERY end... XD
Inoue~ "Shou-chan, watch out!!!" Great warning. :P
They always, on just about every episode I've heard so far they say it, sound so cute when they say 'Bye bye!' at the end of the show. :3
Anyway, Shikamaru is the next monthly personality, but Temari appeared as a special guest star on the show, which is in the next episode.
The very end was surprising, and hilarious...but I won't spoil it right here, now, though. Tommorow you'll know.
Kirby already knows. *wink wink*
So...yeah...maybe I'll put up a couple of pictures here...
Kakashi~~~~~!!! :3
And, the message is true, too...in the world of Naruto, that is. :P
Roxas and Axel...two of my favorite Nobodies, along with Namine. :D
Oh, yeah, in case no one noticed, I added a banner, to my profile part...it's a link to my Freewebs site, so there's a lot more than just my fanfic; drop by anytime, enjoy yourself, and give me messages, and advice on what I could do on my site, okay? :D
And, right now, Lucy is sleeping near my feet; her snoring is so ADORABLE! :3
Bye, and may God bless America, and the world! ^_^
Awwww...Let go of my LEGO! XD
Let's see...what's been going on lately?
Well, to top it off, I'm finally getting a haircut on Friday! Yay! Long hair is so troublesome...
Really! It's hard to brush it, and it takes FOREVER for it to dry when you take a bath or shower! <_<
So, I'm finally going to go back to regular short hair (neck/shoulder length)! In that way, I'll look even MORE like Rin! :P
When we're older, and we finally get to go to one of those anime conventions...I'm still debating on who I should go as; Kakashi, since he's my favorite character (but I'd be so embaressed. O_O) or Rin, since I resemble her most. I dunno...I'm still debating! And we've got plenty of time to decide, too, I think...
Anyway, more Naruto sprite pictures, like yesterday! :D
Poor, poor Neji. *shaks head sadly* :P
Poor Gai/Guy! XD
Poor Shikamaru! XD
I think all three of these comics have unlucky people in them. :P
Anyway, on with URLs. This is mainly for Kirby, so that she can see the Naruto Nippon vids...in her spare time, whenever that may be. *ahem*
Episode 1
Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry1LqYDjUsg
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MywKOuHWHIw
Episode 2
Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7oZc3WEMDs
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidgFjdzry0
Episode 3
Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gsQ1RlEqPg
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICzM7qmyMIs
Episode 4
Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGDpmfVbC_M
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHTZujPkI80
Episode 5
Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2hbjLx-OaM
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGENaS0zHaQ
Episode 6
Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSwiNTx1P8
Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVgAdlKrYY
And now, on to today's episode...
Episode 7!!! Yay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCmDT1lPSDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzBrQmuQMZw
It's funny...I have the same sort of feeling when I'm competing against my opponents as Inoue-san, such as skippingsteps when I'm climbing the stairs. I do that too, strangely. :P
Oh noooooo! Don't tell me we have the same sort of mind! XD
That'd be awesome.... lol!
And besides that...they always sound so cute when at the end of the episode, they say 'Bye bye!' :3
Anyways, that is it in this chapter of Hahligirl56's life for the day!
Kuddos...anyone? No? I win, then! XD
Wow, I've been only getting one comment for about three posts...
Not that anyone's bothered to look at the videos and then comment on them, which I'm disappointed in.... *glares at people with deadly eyes*
But, I'm going to keep most of my posts brief from now on, until likely this Saturday (I may have to put Saturday as a special post...because you won't see me much after that).
So, look now at these posts...while you still CAN!
Here's three Naruto sprite pics I found--FUNNY! XD
And now, Naruto Nippon episode 6! YAY! Please watch and enjoy! ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSwiNTx1P8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVgAdlKrYY
I love that Henge no jutsu game they play... ^_^
Seems like so much fun... :P
Poor Kakashi, having to turn into a listener who got his real name read out instead of his radio name. :P
He did a good job of acting it out.
"Noooo! How could they! My name is Cafe!! Idiots! Why the heck did you read my real name out?! I don't believe this! I'm not sending anything ever agin! Grrr...
I'm CAFE! I told you! What are you thinking!"
Hee hee...so cute. :3
And Naruto had to turn into a hen that got her egg taken away.
"Patapatapatapatapata! Kyu Kyu!"
Also very cute! :3
I think Naruto always makes everyone lose this game, so that the monthly personality can do the Sexy no jutsu...
*sluuuuuurp!*
Hey there, ho there, hi there! What's up?
What's up with ME? XD
Anyways, we went to chruch today (in a kind of a rush; I knew we'd be at least a little bit late for Sunday school, and we were). And we talked about the prophet Elijah and the widow and her sun.
In church, it was mostly a 4th of July celebration/rememberance theme. We sang different songs to honor our country...and then our beloved pastor talked about how a nation can stray away from God.
We love our pastor... ^_^
And now, here is Naruto Nippon episode 5, with Naruto and Kakashi.
Kakashi sings very sweetly. ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2hbjLx-OaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGENaS0zHaQ
And please pray for a little boy who goes to my church...he's very sick with cancer, is 5 years old, and has had it since he was 2. Please pray that God may touch his poor body, and heal him.
You snooze, you lose. XD
Well, nothing much really did happen today...
Lucy got a bath, and I walked her around the front yard a bit, to get her dry, I think our two other dogs, Mazey and Rex, are curious about her, because they sniffed her a lot. Lucy whinned at me, because she wanted to me to lose my grip so that she could go free and roam. Yeah right, as if I'd do that and send my cute, adorable pug puppy to her death! XD
At that time, I saw my grandmother and uncle drive by, with her waving at me. They later called on the phone and told me that Lucy looked so cute! ^_^
After that, I helped my mom cook my favorite salad, the way she prepares it...I got to peel and cut the cucumbers. ^_^
After that, we watched Forrest Gump on TV.
And now, Naruto Nippon - Naruto and Gaara (episode 4) the final episode with Gaara! Tommorow, episode 1 with Kakashi's voice actor! ^_^
Please tale your time and enjoy this episode, as well as the others! Thank you, and enjoy! ^_^
Food, glorious food!
Hallo, Good Day, Buenos Dias, and etc.
We went to see Ratatouille today in theaters, since we heard it got good ratings, and, well, we just love Pixar movies. ^_^
Hey you know that Pixar helped with the dubbing version of Spirited Away, right? It's true; look it up on Wikipedia. ^_^
Anyway, we went to see, and MAN OH MAN!!! It was amazing; the graphics were better than ever, it looked so real! And the food, ohhhh....
Why does fictional cartoon food always look delicious to me? O_O
It always makes my mouth drool...ohhhhhh. :D--
Anyway, I say that it desereves either 4 or 5 stars; it was terrific. ^_^
It had a cute story, nice characters, and good humor when needed. I say see it! SEE IT!!! XD
After that, we ate hamburgers that my mom made; so good! ^_^
And now, here is episode 3 of Naruto Nippon - Naruto and Gaara! ^_^
Please enjoy and please watch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gsQ1RlEqPg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICzM7qmyMIs
Anyway, I suppose that's it. Don't forget that i'm only going to show these vids off for a while so...erm...yeah. I'm done.
*snores*
Ah....I had such a good dream last night, that I slept right through the morning until 9:00AM sharp. :3
And I saw most of my relatives in that dream, so that was quite something...
Anyway, besides that, Lucy was a VERY good girl yesterday; she didn't do anything terrible or bad, so we were really proud of her. Nothing much is really going on right now...it seems pretty cloudy right now, but chances are that rain or even a light shower may not come until later today...I hope. I'm getting pretty sick of this rain; I've had urges to take walks and run around, and my brother's looking at me as if he wants to say 'WHAT the heck do you think you're doing???"
SLAP!!!
Well, we needed rain last year; I guess our prayers have been overpaid. I just hope it doesn't rain like last year on July 4th, since we weren't able to see the fireworks because of it.
Today, this morning, I watched two episodes of Little House on the Prairie, which were quite interesting...
I wanted to see the climax and ending of the episode called 'Rage'. The guy just snapped at the end...it was pretty sad, but quite interesting, to see in a series like this. :3
Anyway, her is episode 2 of Naruto Nippon with Gaara; as episodes, so this post isn't really, really long.
Take some time to listen to this--OR ELSE. XD
Seriously, please watch it if you can.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7oZc3WEMDs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XidgFjdzry0
Eh, yeah, that's pretty much it right now...
For a while, I'm not going to show anything else besides these episodes, so don't expect to find anything else here! XD
I'm doing great; especially since I can't get those Naruto VAs' songs out of my head. ^_^
Seriously; Kakashi turned me on! O_O
I liked all three songs that he sang (with Risky Game being my fave out of the three. ;D)
And that tango one was very sweet... Even though I couldn't tell who was who at first, I looked up the lyrics, and now I know. ^_^
Yeah, I noticed that Kirby put up a couple of sexy no jutsu voice vids on her site, along with the vid I put up yesterday. XD
Heh heh... I'm putting that sexy no jutsu Kakashi up too, and then the Hinata one! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODCiIt0Fj0c
The pics just embaress me... :P
But the voice... *nosebleeds like crazy and drools*
Eh?! What?! I don't have a problem! Seriously, I don't! O_O
You know, Junko herself said that all the guys who did the sexy no jutsu became transvestites. Iruka did it, Sasuke, Kabuto, Orochimaru, Gaara...and some of the girls as well.
Here's HINATA'S sexy jutsu voice. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKMsNdRq_Mk
Anyway, here is something I know everyone will enjoy...
The script for the first episode of Naruto Nippon! XD
NARUTO
You know, you know! I'm Uzumaki Naruto!
I have this really grand dream!
To become a radio personality!
It's a dream I hold dear.
I'll make it come true one day for sure!
Huh? What? My program's started already? No way! Really? Guess I gotta do it then...
Let's have a quick title call!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
We're on air from Konoha Village's radio station!
Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Hm, so what should I talk about first?
I like cup ramen!
I hate the three minutes wait before the ramen cooks!
My hobbies are...
GAARA
Oi!
I'm not interested in you.
Hurry up and introduce me.
We don't have much time.
You're cutting out my entrance.
NARUTO
Just wait a minute.
Who the heck do you think you are?
GAARA
I thought I already said I wasn't interested in you.
And a very good evening to you! I'm October's mansorari... I mean, mansurii paasonariti!
(mansurii paasonariti = monthly personality)
Aah... we've just started and I have a bad feeling about this already...
I'm Ishida Akira, voicing Gaara.
NARUTO
Hey! Hey hey!
You're stealing my role!
You're supposed to come out after I introduce you, it's written in the scroll!
Man, don't you know how to follow the radio program?!
Even Iruka-sensei's always *mumblemumblegrumblegrumble*
GAARA
Yes yes yes yes...
Argh, radio planning and programmes and whatnots, troublesome things like that, who cares!
No really, who cares!
Don't be so timid, hiding behind that and host your radio show properly!
This is your radio show, isn't it?
Otherwise, I'm turning this into Oo Gaara Nippon from next week onwards!
NARUTO
Then... then treat me to ramen...
GAARA
... you're so troublesome!
All right! All right, if it's just ramen... all right already!
NARUTO
YES!!
Now! Let's go WILD!!
Man, it's not easy being the hero! Ahahaha!
GAARA
This guy changes moods too quickly!
NARUTO
Yep! And a very good evening to all of you!
Let's begin with the personalities for tonight!
I'm Takeuchi Junko, voicing Uzumaki Naruto.
This is a radio show of love the staff went all out making with clothes and T-shirts on their back!!
GAARA
Yes! For one year or so I've been putting little coins into this piggy bank of mine...
Feel how heavy it is now!
Now everybody can be saved!!
... no wait, that's not it!
NARUTO
It'll take too long to be efficient like that!
GAARA
What, long? Are you attacking my integrity?
This is a program that let's it all out, every week, about top secret NARUTO information!
NARUTO
That's right!
And also, besides me, on this program we'll also hear the seiyuu's of various NARUTO characters take charge of the show!
As a commemoration, the first paasonwa... I mean, personality, monthly personality on the show...
GAARA
This 'mansurii paasonariti' thingie is hard to pronounce isn't it?
NARUTO
Yeah, you're right...
I wonder if we can shorten it?
Like... Manpa?
GAARA
Manpa? It gives off some really dangerous vibes...
NARUTO
Or how about, Manpanati? No no...
Well anyway first up in the studio, we have Ishida Akira-san, who voices Gaara!
GAARA
So anyway, I'll be pleased to learn from you!
NARUTO
Pleased to learn from you!
So yeah, now we can go all out without worrying, no?
GAARA
Yes, please go all out!
NARUTO
To tell you the truth, you don't really talk much in the recording studio...
GAARA
Yes, that's right.
NARUTO
Although you say that, Ishida-san, why then are you so fanfare and pomp during events like these?
You're always so quiet when at the recording studio!
GAARA
I guess you're right?
NARUTO
That's so sly of you, only taking the good parts in life!
GAARA
Well, that's... It's all nothing but strictly my job!!
NARUTO
In everything-
GAARA
And even now I'm just doing my job!
NARUTO
I mean, it doesn't really matter if you treat this as just a job or not...
But I wonder if we can become on slightly better terms for a while?
We still have to do this four times together, after all...
GAARA
I see... Then, slowly but steadily!
NARUTO
Slowly but steadily!
GAARA
Like, I'll stick around until spring comes and stuff...
NARUTO
... I can't give you anything more than four appearances on the show!
GAARA
We've still got a long way to go anyway, it seems!
NARUTO
I see.
Well anyway, shall we talk about our first impressions of each other?
GAARA
Aah, oh, okay.
NARUTO
The first time I met Ishida-san was probably not during NARUTO but somewhere else...
GAARA
Ah, wha, where??
Sorry, I really don't remember.
NARUTO
Well, probably here and there, but I never did get to talk to you.
So I kept thinking that you were this super mysterious guy!
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
But you're someone pretty serious about your work, right?
I really thought you were cool, though I had hoped you'd at least smile a bit more.
That was what I really thought.
Though I'm not the type who smiles all the time either...
GAARA
Since we're both like that, it's hard for us to meet up in the middle, eh?
NARUTO
That's right!
You're right!
So Ishida-san, was that your first impression of me too?
GAARA
Well, no, you see...
I'm not really interested in the affairs of others so...
To be rather blunt, I don't really care.
Woah! That's mean!
Surely I shouldn't be talking like that!
NARUTO
Surely you shouldn't!
You shouldn't but that's really who you are, isn't it?
GAARA
Oh well, really!
This program is supposed to let it all out about NARUTO information,
but it seems like we're letting it all out about ourselves too.
I'm meditating on my wrongs.
NARUTO
Oh no, please do let yourself all out.
GAARA
Yes, I understand.
NARUTO
Otherwise this program can't go on.
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
I don't think it would be interesting otherwise.
GAARA
Let's throw our lives out on the line then!
NARUTO
Let's throw our lives out for each other on the line!
GAARA
Yeah!
NARUTO
I wonder who'll die first.
So anyway. Finally, Oo Naruto Nippon begins! After the commercials, we'll have a big revelation about what goes on behind the Forbidden Corner section!
Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex - that which has the world under its flapping wings!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
Big news, big news!
Our story is quickly becoming available in video format!
It's the survival training at the Forest of Death!
Sasuke and I have been knocked out by Orochimaru's attacks.
The Sound Nins now turn their sights to Sakura-chan!
Naruto video series - Scroll Eleven starts selling in stores near you on 6th November!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening. I'm the most surprising and loudmouth - hey dammit, this is rude! - and hyperactive personality, Takeuchi Junko!
GAARA
I'm Ishida Akira, the monthly personality.
I'd like to think that I'm cool and calm in contrast, but...
NARUTO
No, we won't allow anyone to be cool and calm here.
GAARA
Is that so?
NARUTO
Go ahead, let your hair down and become crazy, please.
GAARA
Yes!
NARUTO
All right!
Now, let's explain what goes on in this radio show.
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly.
In other words, it's a selection test based on your strength!
What is it datte ba yo?!
GAARA
Well, you don't mean on this program where we collect coins in a piggy bank and wear T-shirts to-...
NARUTO
Right right right, please let's throw /that/ one out?
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
Currently, all of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy.
If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become Genin.
If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of mission and now you're Chuunin.
If your mail gets read out thirty times!
You're branded as elite and you not just become Jounin!
You get invited to the studio!
So anyway, what's this mission all about?
Ishida-san, please.
GAARA
All right!
Ore no Nindou! Watashi no Nindou! [My Nindou {spoken by a male}! My Nindou {spoken by a female}!]
This mission is a mission where the listeners will tell us their way of life or habits.
Please report a way of life that is uniquely yours! For example:
I'll drink all the soup in my ramen bowl!
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!
Or.
I'll sleep without any pants on!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!
NARUTO
Can you please stop using a falsetto?
ThiS Is WataSHI no NiNdOu dAttE bA YO!! Please stop that!
GAARA
I used a falsetto?! Eh?
*ahem*
NARUTO
That's all right...
GAARA
Thisss isss Watashi no Nindou datte ba yooooo...
NARUTO
Now it's become a low grumble!
GAARA
Anyway, please remember to send in all your ways of life!
Please absolutely do!
NARUTO
And so please give this section, this Ore no Nindou, Watashi no Nindou section a proper collection!
And with that... shall I say my Nindou now?
GAARA
Yes, please.
NARUTO
Darn.
Takeuchi Junko's Nindou!
Everybody, listen up!
I won't wear shoes if they don't have heels!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
This is important. I'm short, you see.
GAARA
Aah. With a job like ours we need to make sure we can reach the microphone, right?
NARUTO
Yes!!
GAARA
Those who are too short often do this.
I see I see I see...
NARUTO
What about Ishida-san?
GAARA
Well, let's look at my Nindou now...
Ishida Akira's Nindou!
I'll definitely be sleeping when I'm free.
This is Ore no NinDOU daTTE ba YO!
Oh darn. I forgot I shouldn't be using a falsetto.
It just rose by itself halfway through.
Darnit. This is bad.
NARUTO
But I can feel a soft breeze of agreement to Ishida-san's Nindou.
GAARA
Is that so?
NARUTO
I love sleeping too, that's why.
GAARA
And then there's still... "Whatever has been planned to be done, shall not be done."
NARUTO
You won't do it?
Something planned?
GAARA
This is my Nindou too.
NARUTO
Do you mean something you've completely planned or...
Something you planned not to do?
GAARA
If... it's something that has to be done then I'll definitely go to sleep without doing it.
NARUTO
Aren't you just being a sloth like that?
GAARA
Shut up!
NARUTO
Oh, my apologies.
GAARA
This is Ore no Nindou!
NARUTO
I guess I said something I shouldn't-
GAARA
This is OrE nO NinDOU!!
NARUTO
Anymore Nindou from you?
GAARA
Anymore? Anymore... hmm...
Any other things that defines my way of life...
None.
NARUTO
None! Way to go.
GAARA
No more ways of life!
NARUTO
I feel like I'm beginning to get to know Ishida-san better but there're still so many things I don't know.
So here I'd like to ask one more question.
GAARA
What would that be?
NARUTO
Ishida-san, what is your True Character like?
GAARA
Eh?
NARUTO
I don't understand you!
GAARA
My character? Well, I'm just as friendly as you can see now!
NARUTO
But! But!
Well, you do sound friendly now. I can hear that.
GAARA
You can, can't you?
NARUTO
All you listeners think that way too, right?
Ishida-san sounds really friendly-
GAARA
That's all right, I'd prefer to let you all think that way!
Go ahead and think that way!
NARUTO
There, you see?! Your dark side has appeared!
How dark exactly you are is the part I want to know.
GAARA
If you must know...
I'm as dark as the black holes in the galaxies - there's nothing pretty left in me anymore!
I'm completely black!
NARUTO
That's really black!
GAARA
Yes.
NARUTO
I'm relieved.
That's great.
GAARA
Although I don't know if you really should be reassured about something like that.
NARUTO
No no no, this is important.
If you meet someone completely pure, wouldn't you be afraid?
GAARA
Yeah, a little.
NARUTO
Right? If you see some flaws you'd think "Ah, we're the same."
Don't you think so?
GAARA
But...
NARUTO
No?
GAARA
It's all right to be a little dark here and there, but if you're completely dark then... that won't do.
But, since you have kind of attitude, you surely have someone amongst your closer friends who wants to live a normal social life but never manages to do so?
NARUTO
Then, I have something to ask about this.
What kind of 'dark' is Ishida-san's 'darkness?'
I thought it'd be similar to mine, but if I look closely...
I'm thinking of how much darkness you could be really hiding and am thinking of how much distance I should keep now.
GAARA
You'd better keep some distance at least, frankly speaking.
NARUTO
I see. That's what it's about.
They don't call you a dangerous man for nothing!
Dangerous, this fellow is dangerous!
I got it. I'll have to work hard!
Right! Besides Nindou, we're collecting questions for the cast as well!
Although Ishida-san will be continuing for a while, you can write in to request for other cast, or request for the guest to say certain lines.
And send in your thoughts about the program too! And also exactly how dark Ishida-san is, send them in as well.
GAARA
That's not part of thoughts about the program!
NARUTO
It can still qualify!
I really wanna know.
I think others would understand more about Ishida-san, so please do tell me more about what Ishida-san really is like.
Send it in as thoughts.
Normal ones are welcomed too.
We're collecting everything!
Anything is all right, so please send them all in to the program!
Of course, if your mail gets read out, you'd have cleared a mission and graduate.
And as for the address to send your mail to, Ishida-san, please!
GAARA
Yes. Postcards should be addressed to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should go to:
naruto@obc1314.com
Please send them all in!
NARUTO
Please do please do!
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero!
Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
COMMERCIAL
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Aniplex Hour
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!
NARUTO
Naruto, Naruhodo Jouhou! [Naruto's, Oh-I-see Information Corner]
In this section, we'll be pushing out special NARUTO information.
The one who'll be introducing it to us will be the Kunoichi ninja from Aniplex - Minami-chan!
Good day, I mean, good evening.
MINAMI
Good day. Minami from Aniplex here. Pleased to meet you.
NARUTO
Pleased to meet you!
GAARA
Yes, pleased to meet you.
NARUTO
It's the first time I've met Minami-chan.
MINAMI
Yes, it's the first time.
NARUTO
Anyway let's hear Minami-chan's Nindou first.
MINAMI
All right.
Eto... Minami from Aniplex's Nindou.
I must have an evening drink every night.
No matter how late I return home, no matter what method I have to stoop to opening the bottle, I must have my evening drink.
NARUTO
You mean you'll take anything from beer to sake?
MINAMI
Strong sake.
NARUTO
So cool!
MINAMI
Most of my bottles aren't really corked as such.
GAARA
Just another tippler on the loose!
MINAMI
No matter how late I am, this is something I must do.
NARUTO
So... do you just down it or... do you like it ceremonial style?
MINAMI
I've had a bit of time lately so-
NARUTO
I see, so you're just a tippler.
A complete tippler.
I see. So... let's go for a drink together sometimes.
MINAMI
Yes, we must.
NARUTO
Ishida-san, don't escape the issue. Stop smiling.
GAARA
I'm not going to join you in something like that!
There's no reason I should!
NARUTO
You know, in normal circumstances the mature man's answer would be "Yeah, let's go together sometimes!"
GAARA
Ah. Yeah, let's go together sometimes.
NARUTO
Oh my golly, he's such a man!
MINAMI
This is really a grown man's conversation.
This is what we call a social dilemma.
NARUTO
But in reality, you won't go, eh?
All right! So what secret news have you brought for us today?
MINAMI
Yes! Well, today is the first time so there's this there's-nothing-else-to-introduce-but-this feeling in the air...
We're talking about DVDs!
NARUTO
Oh, DVDs!
MINAMI
NARUTO DVDs. They're all on sale at the moment... Scroll One to Scroll Ten - everything's selling like hotcakes.
Especially this Scroll Ten.
It'll has just gone on sale on the 1st of October.
It's just out... just...
NARUTO
Just out and just new and...
GAARA
Fresh from the oven.
NARUTO
Yes! That's right.
MINAMI
Yes. In Scroll Ten, we have episodes 26 to 29... the Chuunin Tests has just about began, so we're in the Second Test now.
In the Forest of Death. Around where Orochimaru just appears. It's all recorded in this Scroll.
GAARA
I see.
It's just at the spot where Gaara's not there...
NARUTO
Aaah... That's right, eh?
That's right.
MINAMI
That's right, but...
Scroll One to Scroll Nine are also on sale, so... you'll have to look at that before Scroll Ten!
NARUTO
Yeah yeah.
If you just watch Scroll Ten, you're definitely still missing out on the rest of the fun.
So power up to the full!
MINAMI
Power up to the full and watch it from there.
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
So, where can we buy these?
MINAMI
It's sold in video/dvd shops all around the country, so please check it out.
Of course, it's also available in video/dvd rental shops, so please check it out.
NARUTO
Yes, I'll watch it! I will!
Please watch it!
MINAMI
I'm sorry, there's something else...
This applies to both DVD and VHS...
The first pressing comes along with here...
Not here, but this...
NARUTO
Here!
GAARA
What's that card about?
MINAMI
These are trading cards and namecards, we have a variety of it together only with the first press edition.
NARUTO
Only with the first press edition.
MINAMI
Yes, only. And also-
NARUTO
There are a variety of cards available right?
MINAMI
Well... you'll only get one card with every first press edition Scroll.
NARUTO
One with each.
MINAMI
It's Scroll Ten that's out now, so if you get it, you'll complete the set of ten.
NARUTO
I see.
GAARA
I see.
NARUTO
And wow, isn't Kakashi-sensei looking cool here?
MINAMI
This is a pattern, so underneathe it there's something interesting...
GAARA
I see...
MINAMI
If you want this, please buy the Scroll!
NARUTO
That's right. Please buy it!
GAARA
There's none of Gaara at all...
NARUTO
Yes, you noticed.
MINAMI
We'll include him from now on.
NARUTO
If only we will.
If only we will!
GAARA
Well then I won't buy it!
NARUTO
Oh man, really! What's with this child?
Do tell us why.
GAARA
Because I love myself the most!
NARUTO
Really.
What a bad boy!
Anyway, thanks for the information.
Minami-chan will be bringing us lots of mouth-watering information in this section from now on so, pleased to hear from you!
MINAMI
Pleased to be of service!
NARUTO
That was, Naruto Naruhodo Jouhou, Aniplex's Kunoichi ninja, Minami-chan!
We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while.
We'll be broadcasting the show next week with all our chakra as usual!
Our monthly personality for next week is still the troublesome troublesome Ishida-san!
GAARA
I /SAID/ that I'm someone who loves myself the most!
NARUTO
This is NOT the right thing to be saying, Ishida-san!
GAARA
Indeed. I'm meditating on my errors.
You really can't let me loose and prepared!
NARUTO
And next week, as much as possible, without caring what happens, the two of us will have fun!... even a little.
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!
GAARA
Ishida Akira!
OOOOoooooookay. That was terribly long, wasn't it? ^_^;
Sorry, guys.
Goodbye! There may be ANOTHER storm coming, so I won't be on much today. ^_^ Comments (2) |
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