Friday, April 27, 2007

So...stiff. O_O
I've been wanting to put this up for a while:

A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"

The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."

With that, the father went to the telephone an dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"

The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don't you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?"

"See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him. Now watch . . ."

The father dialed the same number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?" asked the father.

"Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You've got a lot of nerve calling again!" The receiver was slammed down hard.

The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I'll show you what exasperation means."

He dialed the same number, and a violent voice roared, "HELLO!"

The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?"

Here's another:

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.

As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

The old man asked, "what are the green fees?".

Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.

Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"

In Art, we finished The Incredibles, and were supposed to draw a super-hero. I did a terrible picture of Alta (ninja Alta, not Toa).

In Tennis, we had a free-day; Kirby and I played Anything Goes.

In Science, we watched a video of the Ice Worlds (ie--North Pole and South Pole)

In Pre-Algebra, we had a sub, and did a worksheet and extra credit (WAY too easy)

In English, we tested.

In Computer Lit. (Hoo, boy) we did...nothing. Actually, I did nothing. Our teacher was trying to get our class's account or something Google Earth, and we needed audio. Of course, no one volunteered. Finally, I raised my hand. The lines were simple, and, hey, I DIDN'T STUTTER THIS TIME!!! ^0^
I said my lines perfectly! Sure, it took about five or six times, but I did well, and my teacher thanked me and said I did a very good job! ^_^

Still...
Oh, God, I've exposed my voice on the Internet! *shudders*
I wonder what the kids said when they hard 7th period's recording, if they heard me. They'd likely say: "WOW! She can TALK?!"

^_^;

In American History, we worked on our Guided Readings.

Oh, yeah. I went to my neighbor's house today. It's the neighbor who's dog killed Lucy I, but that's okay now, I'm over it. The little girl, Holly, was, we...hyper. She's very friendly, but rather bossy. Still, I didn't want to be mean or anything to her...so I went with whatever she said. Yeah, I guess I'm a softie...<_<
In the end, I got bumped on the head by some wood furniture (not too bad, though) and hit by these hard rubber Mario (Nintendo) balls. We played sock wrestling, too (a fun game which I enjoy), but Holly cheated 'cause she didn't have any socks. So, I had to dodge her hands as she tried to grab mine, and I failed about five minutes later. XD

Kogatana also took Lucy II to show them how beautiful she's gotten, and I heard from him that Holly liked playing with her. Of course, all the little kids love Lucy! ^_^

Uh, anyway, I'm tired and kinda sore. <_<

Eh, by the way, after comparing the newest episode with the manga chapter, Kakashi doesn't mention his father in that chapter in the manga, while in the anime, he does (at least, when Naruto asks out of curiousity).
Hey, maybe this is a step closer to seeing Kakashi Gaiden as part of the anime, right? ;D

Oh...only two people have seen my fanfic so far: Kirby and Uchiha Seraphim.
I dunno...I never do feel very accomplished once I finish a story or something (I FORCED myself to keep typing, because I knew I'd procrastinate if I didn't)
Anyway, I hope more people read it (and possibly like it; I don't write fanfics that often, so I hope it isn't terrible.)

And now:
Waka Laka Azumanga Daioh video! ^0^
I have this song stuck in my head right now...<_<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrP5Kexi5F4



Yeah. It IS rather silly, but...
I dunno. ^_^
Bye!





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