Sunday, April 29, 2007

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...one, two, three, four--
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full."

The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies."

The desk clerk stammered and then said curtly, "You know that we do not admit Jews. Now if you will try the other side of town..."

Mrs. Rosenberg stiffened noticeable and said, "I'll have you know I converted to your religion."

The desk clerk said, "Oh, yeah, let me give you a little test. How was Jesus born?"

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born to a virgin named Mary in a little town called Bethlehem."

"Very good," replied the hotel clerk. "Tell me more."

Mrs. Rosenberg replied, "He was born in a manger."

"That's right," said the hotel clerk. "And why was he born in a manger?"

Mrs. Rosenberg said loudly, "Because a jerk like you in the hotel wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room for the night!"


Nothing much really going on right now. Today at church Rich ( a really funny college guy who looks a lot like an older version of Kogatana, and I told both of them so XD) substitutd us. Isn't that werid; a college man teaching 8th grade girls? O_o
But...he did a good job. Today's lesson was about Samson.


I think I was being a Bible know-it-all today. Everytime he asked a question about Samson, I was always the first to answer, and got it right. One questions was:

Rick~ "Okay, so, uh can anyone tell me a little bit more about Samson...besides that he was a big strong guy?"

* I raise my hand *

Me~ "Samson was a judge and led Isreal; his mother was visited by an angel and He told her not to give the baby any wine to drink and to never cut his...hair?" O_O

Rick~ * points at me * "That is absolutely right!"

Whoo...

We also learned a couple of more things, too.

We all agreed that Samson was an idiot, because Delilah tied him down, like, three times, and he didn't do anything about it when the Philistines charged in three times, when he lied to her. Finally, he gave in to her whining, and as a result, he was captured and his eyes were gauged out.

As my mother told me today: "He was blinded by love."

I said: "Well, sometimes love makes people stupid, huh?"

Not with me and Kakashi. =3
And Kirby and Gaara...
And pretty much all the other pairings into the Naruto universe. XD
But then, there is NO such thing as a perfect relationship.

I played a bit more of Ultimate Ninja today. So far, the chunin assignments were easy...and then there's this one assignment that comes up and it says for you: "Do not use any techniques on land or water." So, I'm confused now. I try to attack my oppenent, and the mission fails right there. But I still don't know what I'm supposed to do! ;_;

I'll figure it out though...eventually.

*Sigh*

I read Kakashi Gaiden again today...
and I remembered my fanfic.
I just feel like I want to cry right now because of just that...;_;

I added a bit more to my fanfic now than what I orginally put in; quite a bit more...oh well. I'll add it to my Freewebs site later on.

I guess I AM Kakashi-obsessed. O_O
And I feel for his relationship with his father, fellow team-mates, sensei, and students.

*hugs Kakashi*
I won't ever abondon you, even when I do get married in this real world one day. ^_^



OMG!!!!

THE THIRD MOVIE IS UP!!! *goes to watch*



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