Wednesday, June 27, 2007

   Yo...again!


How's everyone doing?

I'm doing great; especially since I can't get those Naruto VAs' songs out of my head. ^_^
Seriously; Kakashi turned me on! O_O
I liked all three songs that he sang (with Risky Game being my fave out of the three. ;D)

And that tango one was very sweet... Even though I couldn't tell who was who at first, I looked up the lyrics, and now I know. ^_^

Yeah, I noticed that Kirby put up a couple of sexy no jutsu voice vids on her site, along with the vid I put up yesterday. XD

Heh heh... I'm putting that sexy no jutsu Kakashi up too, and then the Hinata one! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODCiIt0Fj0c



The pics just embaress me... :P
But the voice... *nosebleeds like crazy and drools*

Eh?! What?! I don't have a problem! Seriously, I don't! O_O

You know, Junko herself said that all the guys who did the sexy no jutsu became transvestites. Iruka did it, Sasuke, Kabuto, Orochimaru, Gaara...and some of the girls as well.

Here's HINATA'S sexy jutsu voice. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKMsNdRq_Mk



Anyway, here is something I know everyone will enjoy...

The script for the first episode of Naruto Nippon! XD

O-! Naruto Nippon! - Episode 01
6th October, 2003

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Starring:
Uzumaki Naruto - Takeuchi Junko
Gaara - Ishida Akira
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NARUTO
You know, you know! I'm Uzumaki Naruto!
I have this really grand dream!
To become a radio personality!
It's a dream I hold dear.
I'll make it come true one day for sure!
Huh? What? My program's started already? No way! Really? Guess I gotta do it then...
Let's have a quick title call!

Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

We're on air from Konoha Village's radio station!
Oo! Naruto Nippon!
Hm, so what should I talk about first?
I like cup ramen!
I hate the three minutes wait before the ramen cooks!
My hobbies are...

GAARA
Oi!
I'm not interested in you.
Hurry up and introduce me.
We don't have much time.
You're cutting out my entrance.

NARUTO
Just wait a minute.
Who the heck do you think you are?

GAARA
I thought I already said I wasn't interested in you.
And a very good evening to you! I'm October's mansorari... I mean, mansurii paasonariti!
(mansurii paasonariti = monthly personality)
Aah... we've just started and I have a bad feeling about this already...
I'm Ishida Akira, voicing Gaara.

NARUTO
Hey! Hey hey!
You're stealing my role!
You're supposed to come out after I introduce you, it's written in the scroll!
Man, don't you know how to follow the radio program?!
Even Iruka-sensei's always *mumblemumblegrumblegrumble*

GAARA
Yes yes yes yes...
Argh, radio planning and programmes and whatnots, troublesome things like that, who cares!
No really, who cares!
Don't be so timid, hiding behind that and host your radio show properly!
This is your radio show, isn't it?
Otherwise, I'm turning this into Oo Gaara Nippon from next week onwards!

NARUTO
Then... then treat me to ramen...

GAARA
... you're so troublesome!
All right! All right, if it's just ramen... all right already!

NARUTO
YES!!
Now! Let's go WILD!!
Man, it's not easy being the hero! Ahahaha!

GAARA
This guy changes moods too quickly!

NARUTO
Yep! And a very good evening to all of you!
Let's begin with the personalities for tonight!
I'm Takeuchi Junko, voicing Uzumaki Naruto.
This is a radio show of love the staff went all out making with clothes and T-shirts on their back!!

GAARA
Yes! For one year or so I've been putting little coins into this piggy bank of mine...
Feel how heavy it is now!
Now everybody can be saved!!
... no wait, that's not it!

NARUTO
It'll take too long to be efficient like that!

GAARA
What, long? Are you attacking my integrity?
This is a program that let's it all out, every week, about top secret NARUTO information!

NARUTO
That's right!
And also, besides me, on this program we'll also hear the seiyuu's of various NARUTO characters take charge of the show!
As a commemoration, the first paasonwa... I mean, personality, monthly personality on the show...

GAARA
This 'mansurii paasonariti' thingie is hard to pronounce isn't it?

NARUTO
Yeah, you're right...
I wonder if we can shorten it?
Like... Manpa?

GAARA
Manpa? It gives off some really dangerous vibes...

NARUTO
Or how about, Manpanati? No no...
Well anyway first up in the studio, we have Ishida Akira-san, who voices Gaara!

GAARA
So anyway, I'll be pleased to learn from you!

NARUTO
Pleased to learn from you!
So yeah, now we can go all out without worrying, no?

GAARA
Yes, please go all out!

NARUTO
To tell you the truth, you don't really talk much in the recording studio...

GAARA
Yes, that's right.

NARUTO
Although you say that, Ishida-san, why then are you so fanfare and pomp during events like these?
You're always so quiet when at the recording studio!

GAARA
I guess you're right?

NARUTO
That's so sly of you, only taking the good parts in life!

GAARA
Well, that's... It's all nothing but strictly my job!!

NARUTO
In everything-

GAARA
And even now I'm just doing my job!

NARUTO
I mean, it doesn't really matter if you treat this as just a job or not...
But I wonder if we can become on slightly better terms for a while?
We still have to do this four times together, after all...

GAARA
I see... Then, slowly but steadily!

NARUTO
Slowly but steadily!

GAARA
Like, I'll stick around until spring comes and stuff...

NARUTO
... I can't give you anything more than four appearances on the show!

GAARA
We've still got a long way to go anyway, it seems!

NARUTO
I see.
Well anyway, shall we talk about our first impressions of each other?

GAARA
Aah, oh, okay.

NARUTO
The first time I met Ishida-san was probably not during NARUTO but somewhere else...

GAARA
Ah, wha, where??
Sorry, I really don't remember.

NARUTO
Well, probably here and there, but I never did get to talk to you.
So I kept thinking that you were this super mysterious guy!

GAARA
I see.

NARUTO
But you're someone pretty serious about your work, right?
I really thought you were cool, though I had hoped you'd at least smile a bit more.
That was what I really thought.
Though I'm not the type who smiles all the time either...

GAARA
Since we're both like that, it's hard for us to meet up in the middle, eh?

NARUTO
That's right!
You're right!
So Ishida-san, was that your first impression of me too?

GAARA
Well, no, you see...
I'm not really interested in the affairs of others so...
To be rather blunt, I don't really care.
Woah! That's mean!
Surely I shouldn't be talking like that!

NARUTO
Surely you shouldn't!
You shouldn't but that's really who you are, isn't it?

GAARA
Oh well, really!
This program is supposed to let it all out about NARUTO information,
but it seems like we're letting it all out about ourselves too.
I'm meditating on my wrongs.

NARUTO
Oh no, please do let yourself all out.

GAARA
Yes, I understand.

NARUTO
Otherwise this program can't go on.

GAARA
Yes.

NARUTO
I don't think it would be interesting otherwise.

GAARA
Let's throw our lives out on the line then!

NARUTO
Let's throw our lives out for each other on the line!

GAARA
Yeah!

NARUTO
I wonder who'll die first.
So anyway. Finally, Oo Naruto Nippon begins! After the commercials, we'll have a big revelation about what goes on behind the Forbidden Corner section!

Aniplex Hour
This program was brought to you by Aniplex - that which has the world under its flapping wings!

Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

COMMERCIAL
Big news, big news!
Our story is quickly becoming available in video format!
It's the survival training at the Forest of Death!
Sasuke and I have been knocked out by Orochimaru's attacks.
The Sound Nins now turn their sights to Sakura-chan!
Naruto video series - Scroll Eleven starts selling in stores near you on 6th November!

Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

NARUTO
Oo! Naruto Nippon! Good evening. I'm the most surprising and loudmouth - hey dammit, this is rude! - and hyperactive personality, Takeuchi Junko!

GAARA
I'm Ishida Akira, the monthly personality.
I'd like to think that I'm cool and calm in contrast, but...

NARUTO
No, we won't allow anyone to be cool and calm here.

GAARA
Is that so?

NARUTO
Go ahead, let your hair down and become crazy, please.

GAARA
Yes!

NARUTO
All right!
Now, let's explain what goes on in this radio show.
In this program, if your mail gets read out your rank will increase accordingly.
In other words, it's a selection test based on your strength!
What is it datte ba yo?!

GAARA
Well, you don't mean on this program where we collect coins in a piggy bank and wear T-shirts to-...

NARUTO
Right right right, please let's throw /that/ one out?

GAARA
Yes.

NARUTO
Currently, all of you listening to the radio are candidates for graduation in the Academy.
If your mail gets read once, you graduate from the Academy and become Genin.
If your mail gets read out ten times, you've done a reaaaaaal lot of mission and now you're Chuunin.
If your mail gets read out thirty times!
You're branded as elite and you not just become Jounin!
You get invited to the studio!
So anyway, what's this mission all about?
Ishida-san, please.

GAARA
All right!
Ore no Nindou! Watashi no Nindou! [My Nindou {spoken by a male}! My Nindou {spoken by a female}!]
This mission is a mission where the listeners will tell us their way of life or habits.
Please report a way of life that is uniquely yours! For example:
I'll drink all the soup in my ramen bowl!
This is Ore no Nindou datte ba yo!
Or.
I'll sleep without any pants on!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!

NARUTO
Can you please stop using a falsetto?
ThiS Is WataSHI no NiNdOu dAttE bA YO!! Please stop that!

GAARA
I used a falsetto?! Eh?
*ahem*

NARUTO
That's all right...

GAARA
Thisss isss Watashi no Nindou datte ba yooooo...

NARUTO
Now it's become a low grumble!

GAARA
Anyway, please remember to send in all your ways of life!
Please absolutely do!

NARUTO
And so please give this section, this Ore no Nindou, Watashi no Nindou section a proper collection!
And with that... shall I say my Nindou now?

GAARA
Yes, please.

NARUTO
Darn.
Takeuchi Junko's Nindou!
Everybody, listen up!
I won't wear shoes if they don't have heels!
This is Watashi no Nindou datte ba yo!

GAARA
I see.

NARUTO
This is important. I'm short, you see.

GAARA
Aah. With a job like ours we need to make sure we can reach the microphone, right?

NARUTO
Yes!!

GAARA
Those who are too short often do this.
I see I see I see...

NARUTO
What about Ishida-san?

GAARA
Well, let's look at my Nindou now...
Ishida Akira's Nindou!
I'll definitely be sleeping when I'm free.
This is Ore no NinDOU daTTE ba YO!
Oh darn. I forgot I shouldn't be using a falsetto.
It just rose by itself halfway through.
Darnit. This is bad.

NARUTO
But I can feel a soft breeze of agreement to Ishida-san's Nindou.

GAARA
Is that so?

NARUTO
I love sleeping too, that's why.

GAARA
And then there's still... "Whatever has been planned to be done, shall not be done."

NARUTO
You won't do it?
Something planned?

GAARA
This is my Nindou too.

NARUTO
Do you mean something you've completely planned or...
Something you planned not to do?

GAARA
If... it's something that has to be done then I'll definitely go to sleep without doing it.

NARUTO
Aren't you just being a sloth like that?

GAARA
Shut up!

NARUTO
Oh, my apologies.

GAARA
This is Ore no Nindou!

NARUTO
I guess I said something I shouldn't-

GAARA
This is OrE nO NinDOU!!

NARUTO
Anymore Nindou from you?

GAARA
Anymore? Anymore... hmm...
Any other things that defines my way of life...
None.

NARUTO
None! Way to go.

GAARA
No more ways of life!

NARUTO
I feel like I'm beginning to get to know Ishida-san better but there're still so many things I don't know.
So here I'd like to ask one more question.

GAARA
What would that be?

NARUTO
Ishida-san, what is your True Character like?

GAARA
Eh?

NARUTO
I don't understand you!

GAARA
My character? Well, I'm just as friendly as you can see now!

NARUTO
But! But!
Well, you do sound friendly now. I can hear that.

GAARA
You can, can't you?

NARUTO
All you listeners think that way too, right?
Ishida-san sounds really friendly-

GAARA
That's all right, I'd prefer to let you all think that way!
Go ahead and think that way!

NARUTO
There, you see?! Your dark side has appeared!
How dark exactly you are is the part I want to know.

GAARA
If you must know...
I'm as dark as the black holes in the galaxies - there's nothing pretty left in me anymore!
I'm completely black!

NARUTO
That's really black!

GAARA
Yes.

NARUTO
I'm relieved.
That's great.

GAARA
Although I don't know if you really should be reassured about something like that.

NARUTO
No no no, this is important.
If you meet someone completely pure, wouldn't you be afraid?

GAARA
Yeah, a little.

NARUTO
Right? If you see some flaws you'd think "Ah, we're the same."
Don't you think so?

GAARA
But...

NARUTO
No?

GAARA
It's all right to be a little dark here and there, but if you're completely dark then... that won't do.
But, since you have kind of attitude, you surely have someone amongst your closer friends who wants to live a normal social life but never manages to do so?

NARUTO
Then, I have something to ask about this.
What kind of 'dark' is Ishida-san's 'darkness?'
I thought it'd be similar to mine, but if I look closely...
I'm thinking of how much darkness you could be really hiding and am thinking of how much distance I should keep now.

GAARA
You'd better keep some distance at least, frankly speaking.

NARUTO
I see. That's what it's about.
They don't call you a dangerous man for nothing!
Dangerous, this fellow is dangerous!
I got it. I'll have to work hard!
Right! Besides Nindou, we're collecting questions for the cast as well!
Although Ishida-san will be continuing for a while, you can write in to request for other cast, or request for the guest to say certain lines.
And send in your thoughts about the program too! And also exactly how dark Ishida-san is, send them in as well.

GAARA
That's not part of thoughts about the program!

NARUTO
It can still qualify!
I really wanna know.
I think others would understand more about Ishida-san, so please do tell me more about what Ishida-san really is like.
Send it in as thoughts.
Normal ones are welcomed too.
We're collecting everything!
Anything is all right, so please send them all in to the program!
Of course, if your mail gets read out, you'd have cleared a mission and graduate.
And as for the address to send your mail to, Ishida-san, please!

GAARA
Yes. Postcards should be addressed to:
PO 552-8501
Radio Oosaka
O-! Naruto Nippon
Email should go to:
naruto@obc1314.com
Please send them all in!

NARUTO
Please do please do!
Gather your chakra to your fingers and send your mails and postcards to the program!
Send them all in and you can become a hero!

Aniplex Hour!
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

COMMERCIAL
The famous works of Osawa Satoru has been given life again after forty years.
A great, epic adventure.
Original Video Animation.
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Onwards to the sea of dreams and adventure...

The three sisters from Hong Kong are here!
Spanning the world, the modern action/adventure R.O.D.
Finally a television series!
R.O.D. the TV, DVD Disc 1. Lots and lots of it from Aniplex, selling on 20th October onwards!

Aniplex Hour
Uzumaki Naruto's Oo! Naruto Nippon!

NARUTO
Naruto, Naruhodo Jouhou! [Naruto's, Oh-I-see Information Corner]
In this section, we'll be pushing out special NARUTO information.
The one who'll be introducing it to us will be the Kunoichi ninja from Aniplex - Minami-chan!
Good day, I mean, good evening.

MINAMI
Good day. Minami from Aniplex here. Pleased to meet you.

NARUTO
Pleased to meet you!

GAARA
Yes, pleased to meet you.

NARUTO
It's the first time I've met Minami-chan.

MINAMI
Yes, it's the first time.

NARUTO
Anyway let's hear Minami-chan's Nindou first.

MINAMI
All right.
Eto... Minami from Aniplex's Nindou.
I must have an evening drink every night.
No matter how late I return home, no matter what method I have to stoop to opening the bottle, I must have my evening drink.

NARUTO
You mean you'll take anything from beer to sake?

MINAMI
Strong sake.

NARUTO
So cool!

MINAMI
Most of my bottles aren't really corked as such.

GAARA
Just another tippler on the loose!

MINAMI
No matter how late I am, this is something I must do.

NARUTO
So... do you just down it or... do you like it ceremonial style?

MINAMI
I've had a bit of time lately so-

NARUTO
I see, so you're just a tippler.
A complete tippler.
I see. So... let's go for a drink together sometimes.

MINAMI
Yes, we must.

NARUTO
Ishida-san, don't escape the issue. Stop smiling.

GAARA
I'm not going to join you in something like that!
There's no reason I should!

NARUTO
You know, in normal circumstances the mature man's answer would be "Yeah, let's go together sometimes!"

GAARA
Ah. Yeah, let's go together sometimes.

NARUTO
Oh my golly, he's such a man!

MINAMI
This is really a grown man's conversation.
This is what we call a social dilemma.

NARUTO
But in reality, you won't go, eh?
All right! So what secret news have you brought for us today?

MINAMI
Yes! Well, today is the first time so there's this there's-nothing-else-to-introduce-but-this feeling in the air...
We're talking about DVDs!

NARUTO
Oh, DVDs!

MINAMI
NARUTO DVDs. They're all on sale at the moment... Scroll One to Scroll Ten - everything's selling like hotcakes.
Especially this Scroll Ten.
It'll has just gone on sale on the 1st of October.
It's just out... just...

NARUTO
Just out and just new and...

GAARA
Fresh from the oven.

NARUTO
Yes! That's right.

MINAMI
Yes. In Scroll Ten, we have episodes 26 to 29... the Chuunin Tests has just about began, so we're in the Second Test now.
In the Forest of Death. Around where Orochimaru just appears. It's all recorded in this Scroll.

GAARA
I see.
It's just at the spot where Gaara's not there...

NARUTO
Aaah... That's right, eh?
That's right.

MINAMI
That's right, but...
Scroll One to Scroll Nine are also on sale, so... you'll have to look at that before Scroll Ten!

NARUTO
Yeah yeah.
If you just watch Scroll Ten, you're definitely still missing out on the rest of the fun.
So power up to the full!

MINAMI
Power up to the full and watch it from there.

GAARA
I see.

NARUTO
So, where can we buy these?

MINAMI
It's sold in video/dvd shops all around the country, so please check it out.
Of course, it's also available in video/dvd rental shops, so please check it out.

NARUTO
Yes, I'll watch it! I will!
Please watch it!

MINAMI
I'm sorry, there's something else...
This applies to both DVD and VHS...
The first pressing comes along with here...
Not here, but this...

NARUTO
Here!

GAARA
What's that card about?

MINAMI
These are trading cards and namecards, we have a variety of it together only with the first press edition.

NARUTO
Only with the first press edition.

MINAMI
Yes, only. And also-

NARUTO
There are a variety of cards available right?

MINAMI
Well... you'll only get one card with every first press edition Scroll.

NARUTO
One with each.

MINAMI
It's Scroll Ten that's out now, so if you get it, you'll complete the set of ten.

NARUTO
I see.

GAARA
I see.

NARUTO
And wow, isn't Kakashi-sensei looking cool here?

MINAMI
This is a pattern, so underneathe it there's something interesting...

GAARA
I see...

MINAMI
If you want this, please buy the Scroll!

NARUTO
That's right. Please buy it!

GAARA
There's none of Gaara at all...

NARUTO
Yes, you noticed.

MINAMI
We'll include him from now on.

NARUTO
If only we will.
If only we will!

GAARA
Well then I won't buy it!

NARUTO
Oh man, really! What's with this child?
Do tell us why.

GAARA
Because I love myself the most!

NARUTO
Really.
What a bad boy!
Anyway, thanks for the information.
Minami-chan will be bringing us lots of mouth-watering information in this section from now on so, pleased to hear from you!

MINAMI
Pleased to be of service!

NARUTO
That was, Naruto Naruhodo Jouhou, Aniplex's Kunoichi ninja, Minami-chan!
We've reached the end of Oo! Naruto Nippon!, in such a short while.
We'll be broadcasting the show next week with all our chakra as usual!
Our monthly personality for next week is still the troublesome troublesome Ishida-san!

GAARA
I /SAID/ that I'm someone who loves myself the most!

NARUTO
This is NOT the right thing to be saying, Ishida-san!

GAARA
Indeed. I'm meditating on my errors.
You really can't let me loose and prepared!

NARUTO
And next week, as much as possible, without caring what happens, the two of us will have fun!... even a little.
You've been listening to Takeuchi Junko and!

GAARA
Ishida Akira!

OOOOoooooookay. That was terribly long, wasn't it? ^_^;
Sorry, guys.

Goodbye! There may be ANOTHER storm coming, so I won't be on much today. ^_^
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