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• xXHaileeRoseXx

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Birthday
• 1993-04-16
Gender
• Female
Location
• Boston, MA well not literally. But near it =3
Member Since
• 2006-03-25
Occupation
• ...... HOT TOPIC! Next year.... But until then, I work at my mom's day spa. X3
Real Name
• Hailee Rose

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Achievements
• Quite intelligent, very nice, talented with art, writing and many other things. And several other "achievements" ;D That need not be listed here =3
Anime Fan Since
• Kindergarten, BITCH!
Favorite Anime
• Yaoi and Death Note
Goals
• To go to fashion design school, get married to Xavier and have his wittle babies <3 I also want to make a really good living and try to donate as much as I can to charities.
Hobbies
• Art (both literature and drawing/painting/etc), football and baseball, GSA, studying, listening to some killer music, and chillaxin with my awesome friends, family and boyfriend.
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• Art, Football, School work (yeah, I'm IN honors and AP and I get ON honor roll. Bitches <3), Music, and being a really great person =3




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Monday, May 28, 2007

   UBER PERVERT part 1
Hey. ITS A REAL POST!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!! I've been posting a lot of shit lately and well..... yeah. Okay this is pretty funny. I had my buddy over the other day and he is VERY self-concious. And he has this strange habit that he recently developed where he tells me basically every detail about his errrr..... you-know-what. He told me how long it is, what it looks like, what angle it points at, that he has a birth mark there, that he's never had an orgasm, that he holds his breathe and/or gasps for air when he pleasures himself, he even used my older cousin's book (my cousin lent me this book on the male reproductive system and it has this life size drawing of a tool that doctors use to measure a guy's nuts lol) to measure himself! I WAS HORRIFIED! He came in with this HUGE grin on his face and I'm like, "... No.... You didn't....." he just grins at me and shows me how big he happens to be. I wanted to pass out! Oh god.... why?
~Hailee
PS i told him i *ahem* pleasure myself too and he's like "YOU DO?!" and im like "yeah" and he just stares at me and suddenly goes, "....How much can you fit in there?" Thus a whole nother discussion for a whole nother post.
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