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Thursday, November 24, 2005


   The Boondocks
Anchor:And on our talking points this evening, it seems like the hip-hop community is trading in their gold chains for gold showers. Hip-hop singer R. Kelly is on trial again this week for sharing some of his liquid bling with yet another under aged girl. Some advice for Mr. Kelly. Next time, use a golden shower curtain and keep your golden showers to yourself.
Grandad:Whats wrong with a man giving away a golden shower? Sounds like a nice gift to me.
Riley:Hee Hee!
Grandad:What? Shoot, I wish somebody gave me a gold shower.
Riley:Hee Hee Hee!
Grandad:One,I like gold. Two, I like showers.
Riley:HA HA HA!
Grandad:Put it together, hey thst sounds like the life. Hooo.
Riley:Hee Hee. If your good, Santa Claus might give you a golden shower for Christmas. Hee Hee.
Grandad:Christmas? My man Santa!
Anchor: and controversial R&B superstar R. Kelly will be heading into court tommorrow for the first day of his latest highly anticipated trial of child porngraphy and lewd acts with a local minor.
Riley:Grandad, can you take us into the city tommorrow to watch the R. Kelly trial?
Grandad:Hell, no, But you can walk.
Riley:It's 40 miles.
Grandad:All the money I spend on them damn nikes. You better just do it.
Anchor:Assistant district attorney Tomas Dubois is leading the prosecution of Kelly and his mountain of evidence against the famous R&B performer, including a videotape allegedly showing Kelly urinating on a 14-year old girl, which is widely available for download at...
Riley:Ohhh.
Anchor:WWW.FREETOPEE.COM.
Riley:I'm gonna go uhh..check my e-amil. Yeah.
(Riley tiptoes away from the t.v.)
Grandad:Get your little short ass back here.


Happy thanksgiving.,yo. Later....MUCH!!!!

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