Tuesday, April 26, 2005

COSPLAY!
For sub-par Jay and Silent Bob costumes, go to my gallery on the cosplay page!
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Album Review: Antichrist Superstar
This thing is epic, pure and simple.
It's akin to a modern day Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, execpt insted of being trippy and comically surreal, it's violent, abrasive and hateful.
The album begins with the pseudo-live "Irresponsible Hate Anthem", it's hard and fast, traditional Manson staples, but the lyrics are so painfully cruel, it's almost as if Manson is trying to kill you with his music!
Part one of this LP,The Heirophant, is filled with familiar songs, "The Beatiful People" and "Tourniquet", but also has one of the higlights of the album, "Tied Up, Dried And Dead To The World", once you hit the words "Wake up/An' stop shaking/'Cause you're just wasting time..." you know this song is going to the reverse of a happy drug-trip hippie style song, it's harsh and really frightening at times.
Part two, Inauguration Of The Worm, is bizarre, almost every song has "worm" in the lyrics and the titles get bizarre here, "Cryptorchid", "Deformography", ans "Wormboy" being most obvious, most of the songs in this part are helplessly weird, "Cryptorchid" is a bizarre poem intercut with a moaning chorus and endless chanting to close it, "Mister Superstar" is a well-thought out sog about celebrity obbessed people and how far they'll go to get at theri fave star, as well as "Angel With The Scabbed Wings" which is an incoherent speed-rap-ish sequence that you'll need the lyrics to mildly understand and Inauguration closes with Kinderfeld, which means "Child battlefield", ick!
The final part, Disintegrator Rising, is so hopelessly upsetting, when you aren't offended by the racial slurs and self-loathing of "1996", your sobbing your brains out to "Man That You Fear", the album's closing song.
This album is a classic of modern music, it's defintely a must-buy for Manson fans that don't already have it, ten out of ten!
But I've got only one complaint, "Down In The Park"(From the Lunchbox EP) should have been on this, oh well, to further express my love of "Down In The Park", here are the lyrics,

Down in the park where the machmen meet
The machine and play kill by numbers
Down in the park with a friend called five
I was in a car crash or was it the war
But i never been quite the same
Little white lies like i was there

Come to tom-tom's the place to eat
Like it was built in one day
You can watch the humans trying to run
Oh look, there's a rape machine




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I'd go outside if it'd look the other way
Wouldn't believe the things they do

Down in the park
Where the chant is death, death, death
Til' sun cries morning
Down in the park with friends of mine
We are not lovers, we are not romantics
We are here to serve you
Different face but the words never change


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Friday, April 22, 2005

Weekend....
What should I do?
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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Question!
I knwo this seems stupid to ask.....but I'm already trying to make Halloween/ any occasion costumes, and I dunno what to do:
My ideas-
Marilyn Manson
Li'l Jon(The rapper, DUH!)
or
Alex(A Clockwork Orange)?
Which one shoud I do first?

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Friday, April 8, 2005

Review: Tony Hawk's Underground 2
This is an excellent game, not because it has gore, or has tons of Hollywood A-list VA work, or even being a glammy, yet solid Japanese RPG, it's excellent because it's really fucking funny.
The cinematics in the story mode are hilarious, the dialogue is well-written, and the sight-gags are good.
The skating gameplay is ho-hum THPS style, but fuck all that, as soon as you put in the disc, make yourself a little character, get off the board when the game starts, admire the scenery, admire NPCs and your li'l guy, and then TOTALLY FUCKING DESTROY EVERTHING LITTLE FUCKING THING IN YOUR FUCKING SITE!
HIT PEOPLE WITH SHRIMP!
TORTURE MIMES!
COMMIT DASTARDLY ACTS OF VANDALISM!
RUN AROUND AND PLASTER EVERYTHING WITH GRAFFITI AND METALLICA STICKERS!
LISTEN TO THE DOORS WHILE DOING SO!
This is the closest we're gonna get to Jackass: The Game, so fans of that brillaint series and brillanter film will love it,
four out of four,

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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Review: MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch(PS1/PS2/PC/Xbox)
First off, this game is crap, bad controls, lame fighting moves, non-functioning one-player mode, etc.
But as a multiplayer party game, it rules!
example: "Dude, Tommy Lee is the greatest musician ever!" "NO WAY! Marilyn Manson could kick his ass!"
"He's a skinny little faggot!" "Tommy Lee has a fucking Mighty Mouse tattoo! How retarded is that?!" "Look, shut up! Mr.T could kick both of your asses!"
(In unison) "YOU'RE ON!"
If you've ever come into one of those greatest celebrity ever arguements, this could come in handy(In case a celeb you want isn't in the game, the PS2 version has a create-a-character mode)and what beats seeing Carrot Top get gutted/beheaded/lobotomized, etc.?
Some of the dialgoue is kinda funny,
examples:
Marilyn Manson-(Beating Mr.T up) "Okay, this is one violent crime you can blame on me,"
(After selecting him) "Wanna touch my weird eye?"
Finishing off Busta Rhymes) "How's this for a skinny Goth kid with weird hair?!"
Announcers- "This isn't insane, it's Charles Manson-insane!"
"What better way is there for Hollywood bigshots to solve disputes than violence?"
"Jeez, with that hit, you can hear the hearse pulling into the parking lot,"
So, overall,
Good: Beat up Carrot Top with Ron Jeremy!
Bad: playing by yourself, everything about the controls
Score:
2.5/4
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Friday, April 1, 2005

   Gothy fanart, coming soon!
Oh yeah, I've got some new stuff to unveil on the weekend!
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