Wednesday, February 9, 2005

Today's my haircut day,
Here it is, in prep-o for Friday's useless bash @ my hizzouse, today is the day I get my haircut, I'll post pics on my Piczo, click my website link on my mainpage for it,
ASAP,
Wish me luck,
Gary
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Saturday, February 5, 2005

   Depression: Back in style
I went to conseling, finally, I thought thsi would be for the suicide attempts and such, but it was to test for learning disablitites, of which I have none, and I just broke my toes on my left foot and I'm treated like shit at school again and no one seems, to show any love anymore, I feel like I'm alone and only have a few people to turn to, and in other words, I'll depressed right before a party and I'm gonna be a fucking wreck, if you give a damn, please say so in the best way you know how,
Gary
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Friday, January 28, 2005

   Haircut!
I want you to vote on what hairstyle and color you'd like me to get out these.....
Style:
Spiked, punk style!
Dreadlocks,
or
Marilyn Manson's hair
Colour:
Red
Green
or
Blue,
Vote away, I'm post pics after the cut,

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Monday, January 24, 2005

The scariest person ever contest!
I've decided to ask y'all who d'you think is the scariest person ever,
my choice, Charles Manson,
He's the infamous pure-fucking-unbriddled-Satanistic-evil mastermind who brainwashed a bunch of hippie stoners into killing Sharon Tate and other ppls and blammed it on a song by The Beatles, try and top his scariness,
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Friday, January 21, 2005

   Rain Man, the song of the week,
Dre (Em)]
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely definitely K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

[Eminem (Dr. Dre):]
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extent if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphemous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[Chorus:]
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre


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Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then I’ll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[Chorus]
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)


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Monday, January 17, 2005

DAY-OFF!
We've got a nightmarish blizzard!
Yea!
It woke me up at Three something-or-other AM, so I watch Kung Faux, a funny-ass series where old Japanese and Mandarin films are re-dubbed and have hip-hop music playing while fights are litter with bargain-basement FX, and Aliens, scary-ass movie,
I have compiled the official "Top picks for Good movies I've seen recently" List:
1. The Exorcist, watch this or die!
2. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Oscar-nominated comedy, yea!
3. Spanglish, a non-stupid Adam Sandler film,
4. Live!Tonight!Sold Out! It's Nirvana! The weirdest movie I've seen in a long time, this is disgustingly funny and bitterly sad, also has good music!
5. Something odd I dunno, you suggest a movie!
Oh, and tomorrow I'm goin' out on the town to celebrate LUDACRIS'(Jay Willis) B-Day, and we're comin' back at nine to wathc the first Inuyasha flick! Yea!
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

   I'm callin' you out!
Who is blakwolf43?
They put a thumbs down in a review of my fanart without a reason or comment listed, I don't care if you liked the picture or not, but please have the guts to say WHY you dislike or like it and be realistic, and if you vote, COMMENT!
I hate people who flame me, not accusing anyone, but if you vote no, comment to, so I'll have a clear reason as to why I hate your ass, So to you flamers without the balls to comment, I won't flame people recklessly, uncluding whoever I find is doing this, if you fucking say why you don't like something or don't vote at all!
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Saturday, January 8, 2005

   Popularity: 9/11
Yes, it's that dreadful number, and my popularity ranking, thanks to y'all for supporting me,
I you all,
Gary

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Wednesday, January 5, 2005

   VENGANCE!
I hacked, okay, I didn't hack my computer, but fucked shit up and found out I ain't disconnected, they only switched our account off, so I'm back, you best believe, that I shall rock like Hell 'til the end,
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Tuesday, January 4, 2005

   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I lost the Internet, The Man (A.K.A the phone company) disconnected it, I'm going insane without it, oh well, public computers for now at least,
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