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Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Review: MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch(PS1/PS2/PC/Xbox)
First off, this game is crap, bad controls, lame fighting moves, non-functioning one-player mode, etc.
But as a multiplayer party game, it rules!
example: "Dude, Tommy Lee is the greatest musician ever!" "NO WAY! Marilyn Manson could kick his ass!"
"He's a skinny little faggot!" "Tommy Lee has a fucking Mighty Mouse tattoo! How retarded is that?!" "Look, shut up! Mr.T could kick both of your asses!"
(In unison) "YOU'RE ON!"
If you've ever come into one of those greatest celebrity ever arguements, this could come in handy(In case a celeb you want isn't in the game, the PS2 version has a create-a-character mode)and what beats seeing Carrot Top get gutted/beheaded/lobotomized, etc.?
Some of the dialgoue is kinda funny,
examples:
Marilyn Manson-(Beating Mr.T up) "Okay, this is one violent crime you can blame on me,"
(After selecting him) "Wanna touch my weird eye?"
Finishing off Busta Rhymes) "How's this for a skinny Goth kid with weird hair?!"
Announcers- "This isn't insane, it's Charles Manson-insane!"
"What better way is there for Hollywood bigshots to solve disputes than violence?"
"Jeez, with that hit, you can hear the hearse pulling into the parking lot,"
So, overall,
Good: Beat up Carrot Top with Ron Jeremy!
Bad: playing by yourself, everything about the controls
Score:
2.5/4
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