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Saturday, June 25, 2005


Reviews
After a long hiatus GARY MOTHERFUCKING FELDMAN'S OPM DEMO DISC REVIEWS HAVE RETURNED!
Madagascar- Killing animals hasn't been this fun since Primal Fury, simple but repetitive,
Good:
Graphics
Animal Violence
Simplicity
Bad:
Too simple at times
Score:
3.5/5
Stolen- Stole my will to live, pretty graphics, that's all.
Good:
Splinter Cell-esque graphics
Bad:
Sickening derivate of SC
Nothing new or original
Score:
1/5
Juiced- Average street racer, just average, no further comments,
Good:
Competent
Pretty looking at times
Bad:
Over-saturated genre
Nothing new
Ass-ugly at times
Score:
2.5/5
Delta Force: Black Hawk Down- Years since the film(And since a good game with "Delta Force" in the title) comes this fairly good shooter, I can't give this a straight review 'cause Full Spectrum Warrior has me hooked, it's superior to this in ever way,
Good:
Everything is competent
Bad:
Not FSW
Score:
3/5
Fight Night: Round 2- Is addicting and eating our(my) souls(soul) at the Something Records office, fun and violent, plus it has Jake LaMotta, "Ya never knocked me down Ray, ya never knocked me down."
Good:
Pretty grahpics
Incredible violence
Jake LaMotta
Bad:
A.I. is brutally good
No special cinematic for Lamotta V.S Robinson fights
Score:
5/5
Lego Star Wars- Is actually addicting other staff members to play video games all the fuckin' time and ignore work, wether it's playing properly or vicious multi-room Jedi battles, everyone loves this colorful hack n' slasher,
Good:
Cute looking
Deep gameplay
Lots of characters
Good replay value
Bad:
Actual game is short
Will distract you from reality
Camera problems
Score:
4.5/5
Star Wars Battlefront- This was our resident pass-time until about a month ago, and it might become a problem again, it's grahpics, visceral and authentic violence coupled with cool gameplay and a ton of enemies to down per fight make a cocktail of awesomeness,
Good:
EVERYTHING!!!!(almost)
Bad:
The fact that you can't use Jedis
Score:
Five billion/5




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