Sunday, November 20, 2005

   woo... birthday...
today is me lil sisters birthday. shes 9 now. yesterday was her party and, yay, she got about a million jillion new dollies and little plastic animals and stuff to clutter up her closet and make me trip over in the living room. oh well, at least i got to see harry potter 4 for her party.....
Comments (0) | Permalink

Thursday, November 17, 2005

   that was funny
today on the bus ride home was so funny. there's an annoying kid in grade 7 that everyone hates, and his big brother and sister are on the bus too, but apparantly all the high-school people on the bus were feeling particularly merciless today. first they took his backpack and chucked it to the very back of the bus. then when he tried to go get it back his big brother and two of his friends cornered him in a bus seat and stole his shirt and made fun of him and threw his shirt on the floor at the front of the bus so he had to run and get it. then when he got his shirt and backpack back, they came over again and gave him a giant wedgie. it was hilarious. then, at their stop, he gave them the finger and they ran up and beat him up a little before he got off the bus. heh... i hope they beat him up again tomorrow...
Comments (0) | Permalink

Tuesday, November 8, 2005

   finger ouchies!!
=( today in family studies we were working on cross-stitching and i put my needle in my back pack then it was sticking out of the side of my back pack. and when i went to pick it up, the needle went right through my finger! and i yelled ow. loudly. but the only people who heard me were the people at my table. and the needle got like mutilated and the eye was all twisted up. so now i need a new needle. anyways it was bleeding and then later on it was kinda swelling and turning purple. so i think i busted a vein or sumthin. so i gotta go draw now.. bye!!
Comments (0) | Permalink

Friday, October 28, 2005

fare the well
as much as i love my beware the duck avi, its getting old. so here i go, off to get a new avi. bye ducky!!!
Comments (0) | Permalink

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

   a new mystery!!
today on the bus ride home, there was a truck parked at the top of my road, and it was black with some sort of radio-ish looking logo on the side. there was a person inside it talking on a cell phone. then about halfway down my road, just a little bit before my house, there was another black truck with the exact same logo. i couldnt see inside but i bet there was a person in it talking on a cell phone back to the other person at the start of the road!! i wonder what its all about...? ive got some investigating to do!! danaaaaaa! *theme song plays in background*
Comments (0) | Permalink

Sunday, October 16, 2005

POST
postpostpostpost postpostpost postpostpost postpostpostpostpost
post post post post post post post post post
post post post post post post
post post post post post post
postpostpost post post postpost post
post post post post post
post post post post post
post post post post post post
postpostpost postpostpost postpostpost postpostpost

hows THAT for a post, huh?? lmao
Comments (0) | Permalink

Friday, October 14, 2005

i'm in my happy place...
GET YOUR SKIS SHINED UP
GRAB A STICK OF JUICY FRUIT
THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YA
TAKE A SNIFF
PULL IT OUT
THE TASTE IS GONNA MOVE YA
WHEN YA POP IT IN YOUR MOUTH

JUICY FRUIT
IT'S GONNA MOVE YA
THE JUICE IS OFF
IT GETS RIGHT THROUGH YA

WOOOOOOOT! GO JUICY FRUIT!!!






well, that was random
Comments (0) | Permalink

Thursday, October 13, 2005

school stuff
we had a substitute math/science teacher today, and halfway through math she looks at me and goes, 'do you have a little sister?' and i do so i nod my head and she says 'is her name tessa?' and i nod my head again cause her name is tessa and she says 'i taught her yesterday!' cause apparantly she was a sub for my little sister yesterday and then she says 'you two look a lot alike' and then im like 'nnnooooooooo!' cause i dont wanna look like my sister lmao

also... today on the bus ride home there was a hgh school guy who kept skateboarding up and down the aisle and then the bus driver slammed on the brakes and he almost fell over. that was funny
Comments (0) | Permalink

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

   Sniglets
Aquadextrous: (ak wa deks' trous) adj. Possessing the ability to turn a bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Babblogesture: (bab blo jes' cher) n. The classroom activity of not knowing the answer but raising one's hand anyway (after determining a sufficiant number of other people have also raised their hands, thus reducing the likelihood of actually being called on).

Buckstacy: (buk' stuh see) n. The joy of finding money you forgot you had in your coat pocket.

Charp: (charp) n. The green mutant potato chip found in every bag.

Choconiverous: (chahk o niv' ur us) adj. The tendancy when eating a chocolate Easter bunny to bite off the head first.

Elbonics: (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theatre.

Examnesia: (eks am nee' zia) n. Loss of memory while writing an exam.

Flopcorn: (flop' korn) n. The unpopped kernals at the bottom on the cooker.

Frust: (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept into the dustpan.

Holeymoley: (ho lee mow' lee) n. That tiny hole in your pocket that inevitably grows on a diet of coins and keys.

Musquirt: (mus' kwirt) n. Water that comes out of the first squirts after you squeeze a mustard bottle.

Mustgo: (must' go) n. Any item of food that has been sitting in the refridgerator so long it has become a science project.

Phonesia: (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dailling a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

Pigslice: (pig' slys) n. The last unclaimed slice of pizza that everyone is secretly dying for.

Pupsqueak: (puhp' skweek) n. The sound a yawning dog emits when it opens its mouth too wide.

Rumphump: (rump' hump) n. The seat on the school bus directly over the rear wheel.

Scannicpanic: (skan' ic pan' ic) n. The act of tearing apart the living room in search of the television remote control instead of just manually turning on the TV.

Subnougate: (sub new' get) v. To eat the bottom caramels in a candy box and carefully replace the top level, hoping no one will notice.

Witlag: (wit' lag) n. The amount of time between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Wondracide: (wun' druh side) n. The act of murdering a piece of bread with a knife and cold butter.

Zoomer: (zum' er) n. A day spent doing work due yesterday.
Comments (0) | Permalink

Monday, October 10, 2005

pink hair=fun!
wooo! rite now i gots some hair dye in my hair and in about 10 minutes i gonna wash it out and ill have pink streaks in my hair. well fushia streaks acutally, but its still a shade of pink. i hate pink, but its one of the only colours i havent dyed my hair yet. orange is next, then black, then white. my lil sister got her hair dyed red yesterday
Comments (1) | Permalink