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Friday, January 21, 2005


my tips of life
today i invented 22 tips for life and i hope to get about 26 or so more...anyways here be a few of my faves:

1. If you must spontaniously combust, don't do so in a car or public place. It's terribly rude.

2. Skip rather than walk. It's actually more fun and is actually alot faster, actually.

3. Do not over-use the word "actually".

4.If at first you don't succeed, hire someone else to do it for you.

5. It is fun to annoy your little sister, but don't over-use the privelige. Trust me.

6. Rabbits are cute. Don't make coats out of them.

7. Don't trust you best friends. They could be working for the MaFia.

8. Friends are like walls. They have no brains.

9. Don't dye your hair purple. Your mom WILL find out.

10. Hair is flammable. Very flammable.

well those ish be me 10 faves but there be more. when i finish writing thems all i shall post all them at once anthough forgive me for soke of the other ones are a lil bit lame...lolz

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