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Sunday, March 27, 2005


   easterness
yays, easter! i got lotsa chocolate from the "easter bunny" (hehe lucky for me i gotsa 8 yr old sister so the easter bunny still comes to our house!) and i gots a easter present from my mom its a new miyazaki movie 'nausicaä of the valley of the winds' and i watched it and its really cool! anywho, here beith a special easter story that actually happened like...in the past 15 minutes...and it most likely happened cause i ate a ton of chocolate before we left...


mom~ everyone were going for a walk!

everyone~ awwwww *leaves their chocolate and goes outside*

mom~ everyone stay away from the snow covered ditch cause theres an underground stream unserneath it

me~ wow, underground stream? cool! that must be where the mole-people live!

sister (tessa)~ *is kicking snow piles*

me~ tessa! stop! youre angering...the mole-people! when you kick the snow youre causeing underground tremors and if you dont stop theyll come to seek their revenge on you and your family!

tessa~ *continues to kick snow*

me~ mom! tessas angering the mole-people!

mom~ yeah yeah

me~ well ill partially blame you when the mole-people are running the world and the human race is forced underground

mom~ okay

tessa~ *is still kicking snow*

me~ no! tessa, now youve caused an underground earthquake and squished the cats underground shopping mall! now all the cats are gonna seek revenge on you!

tessa~ *sarcasticish* well im sure baby will be on my side

me~ uhhhmmmm.....no cause you squished his favourite video game store and so he doesnt like you now!

tessa~ suuuurrreeee

~~*a few minutes later*~~

tessa~ is still kicking snow*

me~ *hears noise in snowbank* ack! tessa, the mole-people have surfaced and there gonna attack at any second! and...and the cats have formed an angry mob and their headed this way right now!

random dog~ *barks*

me~ and now the dogs are mad at you cause you sqished the cats mall so the dogs have to share their mall in the dog world with the cats so the dogs are all mad at you!

me~ *sees my dad who had left for the walk before us* hey look its dad! ...or is it?! yeah, its a cat who took over dad and so the cat people can deal with tessa using the person she suspects least!

mom&dad~ *chatting boringishly*

me~ dad guess what! tessa was kicking the snow which caused underground tremors and angered the mole-people and the underground cats and the dogs cause they dont like to share so now their all trying to seek revenge on her and youre not really you cause the cats are controlling you so they can get to tessa

dad~ i...see...

me~ yup

me&tessa~ *start to walk slow so mom and dad are way ahead*

tessa~ *steps in a puddle*

me~ *gasp* tessa you have angered the merpeople so now there gonna materialize and attack you then their gonna drop a whale on you and youll be a pancake so theyll eat you for breakfast tomorrow and not with syrup with molasses!

tessa~ you talk too much

me~ it was all the chocolate. apparantly instead of making me hyper it makes me crazy...er

tessa~ yeah...

me~ so tessa you gotsa apolagize to the merpeople or youll be a pancake!

tessa~ since when do you care about what falls on me and turns me into a pancake?

me~ since the thing thats gonna fall on you and turn you into a pancake is a whale and will probably fall on me too

tessa~ then go away

me~ hey thats a good idea! *runs away*

~~*a few minutes later*~~

me~ tessa, you ate too much chocolate today and if you dont get liver and onions soon your gonna turn into a rabbit!

tessa~ neeed......chocolaaaate....

me~ oh no! its the rabbit desease! shes infected me! the world will soon be rabbits! aaaaaahhhh! *runs away*

tessa~ whatever

me~ tessa you have rabbit ears! and...your face is furry! and...*gasp* is that a tail?!? mom! tessa has a tail!

mom~ yes dear i know


and thats like all thats interesting so happy easter an stuff!

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