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Tuesday, October 11, 2005


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Aquadextrous: (ak wa deks' trous) adj. Possessing the ability to turn a bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Babblogesture: (bab blo jes' cher) n. The classroom activity of not knowing the answer but raising one's hand anyway (after determining a sufficiant number of other people have also raised their hands, thus reducing the likelihood of actually being called on).

Buckstacy: (buk' stuh see) n. The joy of finding money you forgot you had in your coat pocket.

Charp: (charp) n. The green mutant potato chip found in every bag.

Choconiverous: (chahk o niv' ur us) adj. The tendancy when eating a chocolate Easter bunny to bite off the head first.

Elbonics: (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theatre.

Examnesia: (eks am nee' zia) n. Loss of memory while writing an exam.

Flopcorn: (flop' korn) n. The unpopped kernals at the bottom on the cooker.

Frust: (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept into the dustpan.

Holeymoley: (ho lee mow' lee) n. That tiny hole in your pocket that inevitably grows on a diet of coins and keys.

Musquirt: (mus' kwirt) n. Water that comes out of the first squirts after you squeeze a mustard bottle.

Mustgo: (must' go) n. Any item of food that has been sitting in the refridgerator so long it has become a science project.

Phonesia: (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dailling a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

Pigslice: (pig' slys) n. The last unclaimed slice of pizza that everyone is secretly dying for.

Pupsqueak: (puhp' skweek) n. The sound a yawning dog emits when it opens its mouth too wide.

Rumphump: (rump' hump) n. The seat on the school bus directly over the rear wheel.

Scannicpanic: (skan' ic pan' ic) n. The act of tearing apart the living room in search of the television remote control instead of just manually turning on the TV.

Subnougate: (sub new' get) v. To eat the bottom caramels in a candy box and carefully replace the top level, hoping no one will notice.

Witlag: (wit' lag) n. The amount of time between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Wondracide: (wun' druh side) n. The act of murdering a piece of bread with a knife and cold butter.

Zoomer: (zum' er) n. A day spent doing work due yesterday.

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