Tuesday, January 18, 2005

   ooohhhhhhhhHHH MAN!!!
I've truly attained a level of coolness surpased only by one being (wont say).

I've been hittig all the right notes as of late (figuratively speaking, of course).

I'll be back later to post the rest.

Well, here goes.

I woke up (I'm on a top bunk, though no one else sleeps there), I'm about to fall off, but unintentionally, I spin horizonitaly in mid air, landing in a spider-man pose.

On the bus to school, someone dropped their scarf. I picked it up and ran towards her. A sreet vendor drops their oranges. I jump right over them, landing next to the woman and gives her the scarf in cool pose #1(left hand on hip, other hand out stretched, while looking away).

She thanx me and goes about her business. I didn't see her face much, but she was very familliar, hmm...

School sux.

I then go to Flushing, Chinatown, just to hang out. In Flushing Mall, up some stairs, I wind up tripping up a stair. I spin and land, sitting on a stair, tying my shoe to cover up the fall. Everyone buys it.

On my way home, someone sits next to me, and leand her head on my shoulder. I turn to see who it is, I found it to be the same woman (I call all females women, regardless of age.) I had given the scarf to.

She turns towards me and smiles.

"Now I know", I said, "How's it been, Sakura" She replies in kind. Some elderly people get on the bus, so we decide to get up for them.

The bus makes an abrupt stop. Tiffany (my ex, but still friendly) is falling. I spin (result of monentum of the bus stopping, and me holding the rail) and catch her in one arm.

Since she moved, we haven't spoken (4 months). We exchange numbers, and I leave. One block away from my house, there is a loose dog growling at me.

I run towards it, then broke right while a car was passing. On my house, there is a stairwell, and the porch gate, platform combination is about 6 feet tall (I'm 6'3). I grab the top of the fence with my right hand, and, with my hand, as well as my legs, climb and jmp over the rail in about the same second that the dog (HUGE) could've mauled me.

I look down and stair at the dog in cool pose #7 (fists at side, I'm leaning back while tilting my head forward), then I go inside mu house.

I happen to have a wooden sword. The dog may still be waiting. I run out the fornt door and hop over the rail (about 3 ft. the platform is about 3 ft. off the ground) and slash towards the ground. The dog was there, but backed off. It lunged at me. I swung and missed.

It almost had me, had I not dodged it. Using the same momentum, I spun and used a spinning slash. I hit the dog and it ran off.

The whole time, on a cd player, and on a sterio inside, I was blasting "Gunlock Overdrive", a song from gengrave. It also happens to be my theme.

This may sound like BS., but I wouldn't waste time writting BS. I'd rather be out fighting (no sharp weapons, no guns).
Comments (1)