Wednesday, August 23, 2006

   It's the most wonderful time......of the year!
School has finally started so that means no more staring blankly into the big ass television... I had a huge shindig on Sunday. There was water, food, air, fireworks, friends. All of the essentials for a great life and end of summer. ::bows::
I love you guys!
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Saturday, August 12, 2006

   My dearest Lord, Oh Heavenly Father....God...
I have an awful confesstion to make...I have started a new pathetic, sad, and yes...pointless collection....brace yourself! English Tea Tins... ::closes eyes and flinches:: I know, I know, I need to get a hobby...but then I slap you and say, "This is my bloody hobby, you tosser!" and then you never hear from me again.
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

   I think I's be worried...
Kat goes on about anything and everything, Ryu went to a summer camp, and, yeah...I never have anything interesting to say here! Ah well, that's no never mind and such like a hairy possum...uh...I made my first movie! It is really gnarly! ^^ I bought myself a Scottish Whistle which I mastered in 1, count it, 1 day! Fear the Kilts! ARGH!!!
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Thursday, July 20, 2006

   If you already shoved it down your pants, remove it now...
Is you mother-in-law a squid? Neither is mine....
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Thursday, July 13, 2006

   ::one raised eyebrow:: Hey-ey! Just think about how easy it will be with...Magika!!!
Joey just bought Oblivion 4 and I absolutly love it and want to steal it...I hardly get to play it considering the fact that he's on it 24/7! Grr.
Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest Hair...I just love ruining perfectly good and dandy things...But there was no bloody way of getting around the fact that that bitch stole my awesomely awesome seat in the puney theatre in ya hey der Wisconson...Hayward...what a trip of...curds...fresh. Speaking of which! I just cleaned out our Fridge-a-dare and I found that even the strongest stomach can be over-thrown. You just open the second container of yogurt from February and bask in the pulsating radioactivness. Yes...as in green. ::doubles over:: Mind you that I have a strong stomach, but slimy giant bugs, dead babies, and mold just...::shudders:: ugh...Pardon me...::Hurls heavily::
OH! Ryu, you will be pleased to hear that I have added 2, count 'em, 2 new comedy albums to my non-existant collection....BEHOLD!!!
MONTY PYTHON
UND
DANE COOK!!!
T_T ta da...

I think i'm done....OH! and sorry to everyone in attendance of my 4th partay, it sucked something awful...
TTFN!!!
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Saturday, June 24, 2006

   be wary! spiders!
the evening was dark. Haya lay on her bed, her eyes wandering. that's when she saw it...the big-ass spider sitting on her wall...staring at her...she grabbed her seventh grade "fishing pole", wrapped the end with TP and crushed the mother effer to her wall...she called that mushed spider everything except a spider...if you catch me drift......then Haya and Kat chatted mindlessly online......uh...the end... :P
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

   do doo di doo do! Just breath Obi Wan...
Wicked was a Phenominom! do doo di doo do! I hope that that that that that that explains something to ye! Argh! muy caliente. ay ay ay! Shut that hole in your fat face you tourrist! Go back to Jersey. jeez... ain't he a babe? Robo babe? Baberaham Lincoln...
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Friday, June 16, 2006

   ::singing pandas:: LA LA LA LA LAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
LOVE LETTERS! LUVVY LUVVY LUVVY LETTAS! ::grins and points:: hee hee, Kitty Kat, hee hee. Ahem...
I BLOODY GET TO SEE WICKED TOMORROW AND NONE OF YOU DO! (except Ryu.) I RUBETH IT IN YOUR FACES LIKE FRESH GUANO! PLUSSSSS!!! I GOTS ME DRIVERS PERMIT!!! ONCE AGAIN....I RUBETH IT IN YOUR ALREADY GUANO RIDDEN FACES! ::falls to ground:: oh my. i apoligize severly for that...
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

   Shove it down your pants, please...
Haya licked her arm and nodded. A strange colour was taking place on Ryu's face. Not being able to breathe takes a toll on one. Kat flew out of the practice room. "I left a message for Nacho and Padre! Haya?" "Quiet!" She shot back. Haya tilted her head and gently gave one of her pigtails a tug. Steam shot out of her ears and she began to sing The Beach Boys at the top of her lungs. Almost instantly, the lodged rice ball sprung forth from Ryu's throat. He let out a girly scream and fixed his dress with a flourish. "I guess we don't need Padre now..." Kat stated, sounding bored. Ryu let out another girly scream and pointed behind Haya. "LOOK! GUANO!! SAVE THE GATO!!!"
Enough said.....tune in next post.

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Friday, May 26, 2006

   hmmm...what a curious flavour...
I have just eaten some old flour sitting on top of my computer moniter and I think I'm gonna...gonna.......*cue spewing sounds....*
Last time on...my last post, Haya attempted to kill Ryu with a rice ball.....
Ryu was gasping and flailing his arms wildly. Kat sprung up from her wheeled chair lunged into the practice room to phone DAS PADRE and his sidekick NACHO LIBRE. As she spun the old dial on the phone, Ryu screamed out, "GLOCKENSHPEIEL!!" *ignore spelling, i are two smart* Haya licked off the flour collecting on her arm and nodded with the wisdom of 5 Yodas.
What will she do? What is going on with Kat? Will that E-Mail ever come? Was that the last thing Ryu will ever say? his mother hopes not....Tune in next time on Hayachan11's posts!
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